Reasons I Doubt the Age of Some Lit Posters

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I do not have special K 's cheffie, do I?

 

[lavender]

 

[Littleme]

I

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

If you did, I would harm you.

Beat me spank me make me write bad cheques.

Vespertine is really nice.

 

[lavender]

 

[Latinababe]

alot better for u all

 

[AzureAngel]

There are far greater and more abundant examples of age-defying behavior to be seen in Lit than hearts in sig lines.

Like my sagging breasts.

 

[riff]

lavender

You are being a bitch.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

Yep.

 

[AzureAngel]

Whoa there, cowgirl. Droopy boobies are the bomb.

But they make me seem far older.

And female.

I thought Riff was Laurel and almost crapped my pants when I saw the "Bitch" comment.

 

[Laurel]

lol!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

lol!

Now its time for tweet to say fuck again

PWEASE

 

[alexandraaah]

Laurel,

The old hag hanging from the window screaming at the neighbors to stop having sex so loud kitty av is starting to freak me out something fierce.

 

[AzureAngel]

Laurel,

The old hag hanging from the window screaming at the neighbors to stop having sex so loud kitty av is starting to freak me out something fierce.

Better than the one cat that was falling apart.

 

[alexandraaah]

Better than the one cat that was falling apart.

They're all kinda scary right now.

I gotta lay off the acid, me thinks.

Rawr.

 

[Laurel]

"GODDAMN LITTLE PERVERTS FUCKING AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT KEEP DA NOISE DOWN BEFORE I CALL THE GODDAMN COPS!!"

*slams window shut*

*fuck*



What cat was falling apart?

 

[AzureAngel]

It was a dark colored one with the fur all wet. Best descriptive term for it? "Mangy." heh.

 

[alexandraaah]

What cat was falling apart?

I dunno, I just wanted another glimpse at the tummy.

 

[Laurel]

That cat was sexy!

Naughty draaah!

He should change his title to "The Tummy"

 

[scylis]

there is a look of sadness in that kitten's eyes, almost horror.

guess he doesn't like being wet!

 

[Laurel]

You people are so weird!

The cat is fine! Happy, even!

I do very much appreciate your concern, however. You are a loving, if paranoid, bunch.