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[robertreams]

Can someone tell me how a couple can have intercourse standing up, male behind, w/o her bending over? All the vaginas I have met are in the front I tried to write this scene and i can only make it work if the guy has a twelve inches that bends upward in the middle.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Robert is all about rear entry.

Is this a real question?

The pussy is not in the front, it's centered, from behind, standing, you can get half in (depending on your size) that's dick length and actual height.

You have to squat, unless she's taller than you, then you have have to work for the goal.

Now, if she bend over, then you have room to work (but if she's taller, you're still on your toes) I had this Swedish (descendant) woman, she was 6' foot, 5'11 by her tape measure (but I'm 5'11) so ... anyway, I really fucked up that relationship. She was a double major. Art and Architecture. (I wouldn't have to work if I wasn't such a prick).

 

[TxRad]

Can someone tell me how a couple can have intercourse standing up, male behind, w/o her bending over? All the vaginas I have met are in the front I tried to write this scene and i can only make it work if the guy has a twelve inches that bends upward in the middle.

Ah, now we're getting into Olympic style sexual positions.

Anal works that way, or vaginal with a woman with a small ass and a low slung pussy. Otherwise, something has to bend and stretch.

 

[Dianthus]

Three- or four-inch high heels give enough of a tilt to be helpful.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Three- or four-inch high heels give enough of a tilt to be helpful.

If that matches your height.

 

[oggbashan]

Title?

I'm 'enry the eighth, I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4OS17lqHiE

 

[SlightlyGone]

I'm 'enry the eighth, I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4OS17lqHiE

He might be the eighth, but she might be his second.

 

[lovecraft68]

Three- or four-inch high heels give enough of a tilt to be helpful.

Exactly. I'm not that tall, but as my wife is 5'1" I am significantly taller then her. Without heels there is no way we can do what the OP is asking.

However she has couple pairs of stiletto's and fuck me boots that are the great equalizer.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Pay attention.

Its like titty fucking from behind. You fuck her butt cleavage if the fabric is loose enough. Some girls like feeling a hard cock back there.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Pay attention.

Its like titty fucking from behind. You fuck her butt cleavage if the fabric is loose enough. Some girls like feeling a hard cock back there.

Titty fucking is like fabric fucking?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm 'enry the eighth, I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4OS17lqHiE

No, I'M 'Ennery the Eighth. https://www.literotica.com/s/lustful-lyrics-ch-01

 

[Ewobbit]

Can someone tell me how a couple can have intercourse standing up, male behind, w/o her bending over? All the vaginas I have met are in the front I tried to write this scene and i can only make it work if the guy has a twelve inches that bends upward in the middle.

1) The entrance of the vagina has always seemed to be more centered than frontal. Each woman is different, granted. But, I have yet to see one that when she was standing up straight her vagina was sitting there looking like a lower belly button.

2) Height matters. Not the overall as much as the inseam of the copulating couple. It doesn't matter if their eyebrows line up. So, if the man has short legs and the woman has long legs...

3) Since you mention not bending over, I would mention an angle of entry can be achieved if both partners arch back instead. (Note; also good exercise for a healthy back sans injuries)

4) The roundness her ass and his gut as well as penile length will all be factors.

Specific example; The young woman in question leaned her elbows against the wall and, holding her upper body upright using the wall, arched her back not unlike a closing parenthesis. This tilted her pelvis so that the opening of her vagina was slightly aft of center. I leaned back also, tilting my pelvis so that my erection was more up than forward, again like a closing parenthesis.

Now, I was not able to achieve the depth of penetration as missionary or doggy style. However, I was able to penetrate. But, I would not have been able to if her ass had been rounder, or if I'd had a belly getting in the way, or if my dick had been any shorter.

To be honest, even Vātsyāyana admits it is a difficult novelty position. I think these days, we refer to it as "stunt fucking". And I wouldn't personally recommend it for even the most young and fit couples as more than a sprig of mint to garnish the main entrée.

 

[lovecraft68]

and his gut as well as penile length.

The two reasons many 'real men' on these boards and the readers think this position can't be obtained. Can't be a fat beer swilling slob and play porn star.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Alternatively, why write it that way? It's awkward and most readers won't be able to relate. She wouldn't have to bend forward much to solve the problem...

 

[Ewobbit]

Alternatively, why write it that way? It's awkward and most readers won't be able to relate. She wouldn't have to bend forward much to solve the problem...

Yup. Forgot to mention that part.

Was hot for about a minute though...

 

[rjordan]

The two reasons many 'real men' on these boards and the readers think this position can't be obtained. Can't be a fat beer swilling slob and play porn star.

Ron Jeremy
Fat beer swilling slob
Porn star
Lawyer

A perfect storm of the unimaginable. I don't know how successful he is at rear-entry-standing, and I don't even want to try to picture it or my day is ruined.

rj

 

[Ewobbit]

Ron Jeremy
Fat beer swilling slob
Porn star
Lawyer

A perfect storm of the unimaginable. I don't know how successful he is at rear-entry-standing, and I don't even want to try to picture it or my day is ruined.

rj

Yet, you just had to throw that mental image out for the rest of us to suffer with?

Christ, a damn lawyer. You, sir, are a bastard.

 

[rjordan]

Yet, you just had to throw that mental image out for the rest of us to suffer with?

Christ, a damn lawyer. You, sir, are a bastard.

Lawyers serve a purpose. In the news recently was a story where pharmaceutical companies are starting to use a lot more of them.

Lab workers don't get attached to them like they do lab rats.
There are a lot more of them than rats.
And there are some things rats will just not do.

There's life after porn for Mr. Jeremy.

rj

 

[Ewobbit]

Lawyers serve a purpose. In the news recently was a story where pharmaceutical companies are starting to use a lot more of them.

Lab workers don't get attached to them like they do lab rats.
There are a lot more of them than rats.
And there are some things rats will just not do.

There's life after porn for Mr. Jeremy.

rj

I literally collapsed across the arm of my chair laughing. I had heard it before. But, it's still damn funny! Thank you for that!

 

[SamScribble]

Look, I’m hardly an expert in these matters. My first sexual encounter was only a little over 50 years ago. I was a slow starter.

However, I have observed that every body’s different. My fingers are rather long and thin; one of my best friends (of a similar age) has fingers that are short and stout. (I was about to say ‘fat’; but ‘fat’ has a slightly derogatory sense about it. And I didn’t mean it in a derogatory sense.)

In my experience, the location of the vaginal entrance also varies from woman to woman. For some, it’s facing forward; for others it’s facing down. I even knew a woman whose vagina was almost facing the aft deck.

But … here’s the thing: why are you even asking this question? You’re writing fiction. In the best of fiction, I would be smarter than Einstein and better looking that whoever you think is the best looking person ever. (Unfortunately, I seem to have missed out twice. Oh, well.)

 

[Handley_Page]

Three- or four-inch high heels give enough of a tilt to be helpful.

Oh, that's where my Ex &I went wrong, is it ?

 

[R. Richard]

Lawyers serve a purpose. In the news recently was a story where pharmaceutical companies are starting to use a lot more of them.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
The one is a scavenger, operating in murky depths. The other is just a fish.

 

[beachbum1958]

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
The one is a scavenger, operating in murky depths. The other is just a fish.

My father always says the only difference between a shark and a lawyer is the shark's basic honesty of purpose...

 

[Bramblethorn]

I take it all the "kill all the lawyers" posters here have perfect faith in the honesty of their government, their police, and all the people & companies they might ever do business with.

Otherwise, you might find a lawyer comes in handy one of these days...

 

[rjordan]

I take it all the "kill all the lawyers" posters here have perfect faith in the honesty of their government, their police, and all the people & companies they might ever do business with.

Otherwise, you might find a lawyer comes in handy one of these days...

True, and at that point you want an attorney that is all the things that are said about them in lawyer jokes.

rj