Really, really, really quick test to see how much of a Lit newbie you are

[Guest]

Read the below and tally the points.

1 - 37ecJ is great. Keep it comming. One about a ret I love it. But WTF about the queen of the damned? That was crap, man. What was that all about?

A - I totally understood it: 10 pt
B - Huh?: 0pt
C - Other: 5pt

2 - Have you seen the pictures of a beautiful woman name Anal?

A - Yes, I know what you are on about: 10pt
B - Woman named Anal? You gotta be kidding: 0pt
C- Other: 5pt

3 - The slide of Caucasus was cheeky.

A - Yes, you dickhead: 10 pt
B - I'm leaving the test right now: 0pt
C - Other: 5pt

4 - I don't have a girlfriend called Laurel

A - No, I don't: 10pt
B - Yes, I have: 0pt
C - Other: 5pt

5 - I'm not really a desi.

A - No, I'm not: 10pt
B - Yes, I am: 0pt
C - Other: 5pt

50 points - You are Manu.
45-30 points - You are not a Lit addict.
25-10 points - You are not a newbie.
5-0 points - You are freaking newbie. Get posting!

 

[Guest]

 

[Manhunter]

Oh Please! I'm a freaking newbie!

I'm off to go posting.

 

[Flower Petals]

Ahh, alas, I'm just a poor widdwe newbie. If anyone would like to break me of that nasty title, I'd be appreciative. And when i'm appreciative, i'm very very nice.

 

[Guest]

I got 50pt, too. Isn't that freaky?

 

[Cerberus666]

post number 1. i'm the newbiest newbie there ever was.