I prefer a more realistic real-life version.
After obvious eye contact between various participants, the couples reach the island and the wives proceed to berate the husbands for "checking out" the other women. Serious arguments result, with the couples separating, the men stomping off into the greenery, the women getting together to cluck like angry hens about what disrespectful dicks their husbands are.
In order to calm down, the ladies decide to take a swim. The redhead dares the others to go naked, which they eventually do. The redhead notices all three guys hiding behind the bushes, spying on them, so she proceeds to swim around doing the backstroke, diving under the water with her ass in the air - the usual things women do when they want to show their stuff to a watcher.
The men can't handle it, so they have a circle jerk behind their bush. When they're finished, the redhead lets the other ladies know the men have been spying on them. The ladies get steamed all over again, find their clothes, and the redhead flies them off the island in the helicopter, leaving the men on the island to do a little real-life Survivor.
Back at the hotel, the ladies all get drunk and have sex with hot young bellboys and waiters with slicked back black hair and big schlongs - much bigger than their husband's pitiful little weenies. They wake up hungover, and the redhead goes "oh shit, I forgot about the guys on the island."
"Leave them" says the American wife, "I'm taking Carlos home instead." The Japanese lady says the same thing about her date. Eventually, the redhead does go retrieve the guys off the island. Her boyfriend is not bothered by the situation, since it happens so frequently, but the other two guys are sick with grief and regret. Back at the hotel, they get drunk and take a couple of waitresses (with long black hair for the American, and long blonde hair for the Jap dude) home with them - literally - back to the states, where marriages are annulled and new ones scheduled. Then talk of where to go for the honeymoon comes up. "I know where we're definitely NOT going," they all say in unison.
The End.
After obvious eye contact between various participants, the couples reach the island and the wives proceed to berate the husbands for "checking out" the other women. Serious arguments result, with the couples separating, the men stomping off into the greenery, the women getting together to cluck like angry hens about what disrespectful dicks their husbands are.
In order to calm down, the ladies decide to take a swim. The redhead dares the others to go naked, which they eventually do. The redhead notices all three guys hiding behind the bushes, spying on them, so she proceeds to swim around doing the backstroke, diving under the water with her ass in the air - the usual things women do when they want to show their stuff to a watcher.
The men can't handle it, so they have a circle jerk behind their bush. When they're finished, the redhead lets the other ladies know the men have been spying on them. The ladies get steamed all over again, find their clothes, and the redhead flies them off the island in the helicopter, leaving the men on the island to do a little real-life Survivor.
Back at the hotel, the ladies all get drunk and have sex with hot young bellboys and waiters with slicked back black hair and big schlongs - much bigger than their husband's pitiful little weenies. They wake up hungover, and the redhead goes "oh shit, I forgot about the guys on the island."
"Leave them" says the American wife, "I'm taking Carlos home instead." The Japanese lady says the same thing about her date. Eventually, the redhead does go retrieve the guys off the island. Her boyfriend is not bothered by the situation, since it happens so frequently, but the other two guys are sick with grief and regret. Back at the hotel, they get drunk and take a couple of waitresses (with long black hair for the American, and long blonde hair for the Jap dude) home with them - literally - back to the states, where marriages are annulled and new ones scheduled. Then talk of where to go for the honeymoon comes up. "I know where we're definitely NOT going," they all say in unison.
The End.
