"Realistic" story about unrealistic cock

wissen

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Sometimes I like to read stories where main male character has absurdly huge cock (20" and more), but it's a bit wrong to read, how girls are doing blowjobs or are fucked by such monstrous thing. It's really beyond any reasons.

So, I have in mind story, where young 18 y.o muscle man (college junior) has such cock, about 22" (or bigger) and thicker than males arm. It's fully functional, but he cannot use it normal way. No vagina or mouth is big enough for this. Even titfuck is mostly out of expectations. But he still is great lover: he lerned how pleasure girls with his tongue and fingers. And he is godly at this. He is having very much sex, even with multiple girls at same times. There's very much worship of his muscles and cock. But one day he meets one sexy girl with very interesting character (sophistical ans smart, or smart and funny and etc) and really huge breasts. She is rare girl, who can give him proper titfuck. So there is building of their relationship in this story with very much details of cock fetish, huge tits fetish, muscle worship (if girl will be fit as fitness or bodyfitness model, it would be great). Some scenes with group sex (one man multiple girls).

Is there somebody interested in writing such story?:)
 
I just gargled largest human penis and see the record-holder (apparently) is 13.5 inches / 34cm. A human male with a larger tool will probably be restricted to inserting it in non-human receptacles. And he probably won't reproduce. Your scenario posits a prick approaching 2x the length and 5x-8x the volume of human extremes. Yow. All them huge-cock guys are on the genetic fringe...

Jonah Falcon, the guy with the 34cm cock, has this love life:
As of 2003, Falcon lives with his mother and grandmother in the same Chelsea, Manhattan that he has lived in since childhood. In a 2003 interview, Falcon stated that his longest romantic relationship, with a woman, lasted a year.

Because of the size of his penis, Falcon can receive oral sex while lying on his stomach, penetrate his own anus, and perform autofellatio (though he says he has not done this since he was 18). His penis size also presents certain problems and limitations on the sex acts in which he can participate. Fellatio performed on him, for example, is painful for him, because the width of his penis makes it unable for sex partners to fellate him without their teeth coming into contact with his penis. He is unable to insert more than nine inches of his penis inside a woman's vagina. It takes between fifteen and thirty minutes for Falcon to obtain a full erection, though he is capable of performing with a less than fully erect penis without a woman realizing much of a difference. Because he learned in his youth that sex was painful for his female partners, he came to rely less on his penis when making love, and learned to kiss, lick, rub and masturbate his partner, sometimes for hours, before penetrating his partners, and then massaging the interior of the vagina and using angles during penetration.
Twenty-two inches is really a stretch. :cool:
 
Yope. That's why I use word "unrealistic" :)

Only assumtion is that this cock is fully functional and brings no health problem to main character :)
 
To each his own but I never understood how someone could be turned on by something that was totally unrealistic. The huge cock stories always have me rolling my eyes as the reality is just what Hypoxia posted, assuming that big cocks really are as big as advertised and not just a big imagination instead. I think if we had a poll more than 50% of women would be scared to death of of even a 13.5 inch cock, although they probably wouldn't be opposed to having a look see.
 
Well such kind of sexual fetish is pretty common. There is very much more extreme ones :)

And I understand all problems in such situation. That's why main character is learning to live with it and compensate such problem by another ways of sex. And he became extremely good in such compensations :)
 
That's why main character is learning to live with it and compensate such problem by another ways of sex. And he became extremely good in such compensations :)
Let's see, if he's a centaur, then everything is right as rain. ;)

But let's say he's just Hung Henry with a 22-inch-long cock, probably about 20-inch circumference, 6-inches thick. That's about 600 cubic inches or 10 liters, 2.5 gallons. If he's an otherwise 'normal' human male, his blood volume will be about 5 liters. So that huge cock requires twice as much blood as the rest of his body. Based on the Jonah Falcon experience, Hung Henry would need an hour or more to develop a full erection. Yes, he'll need to compensate a bit.

BTW my rejected story RANDY'S REVENGE (The Pharmacist) features a fellow with, thanks to miracles of modern science, a monstrous 36-inch prick.
Unfortunately, no woman has been found to match Randy's superlative dimensions. For masturbation purposes, Randy now prefers a top-loading Samsung laundry washer filled with raw liver and mayonnaise.
Yeah, Hung Henry is probably best as a centaur.
 
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If it's bigger then the heart the guy might pass out from lack of blood everytime he got an erection.
 
I've written 4 stories so far. My male characters wang sizes ranged from 9 up to 12 1/2 inches. You should be forewarned though, there is a small but vocal minority of a-holes that will negatively comment any story with a dick bigger than 6 inches. Most of them are anonymous but there is one memorable douche named Averygoodlay that not only hates big cocks but anyone that is described as hot in your stories.

I guess he can only get off if the characters are ugly and have small dicks.
 
I've written 4 stories so far. My male characters wang sizes ranged from 9 up to 12 1/2 inches. You should be forewarned though, there is a small but vocal minority of a-holes that will negatively comment any story with a dick bigger than 6 inches. Most of them are anonymous but there is one memorable douche named Averygoodlay that not only hates big cocks but anyone that is described as hot in your stories.

I guess he can only get off if the characters are ugly and have small dicks.

An LW "real man" if I ever saw one...
 
To each his own but I never understood how someone could be turned on by something that was totally unrealistic. The huge cock stories always have me rolling my eyes as the reality is just what Hypoxia posted, assuming that big cocks really are as big as advertised and not just a big imagination instead. I think if we had a poll more than 50% of women would be scared to death of of even a 13.5 inch cock, although they probably wouldn't be opposed to having a look see.

It's not like she has to use all of it. The visual of her giving a blowjob would be interesting. Adding a friend to help would be nice as well.
 
Let's see, if he's a centaur, then everything is right as rain. ;)

But let's say he's just Hung Henry with a 22-inch-long cock, probably about 20-inch circumference, 6-inches thick. That's about 600 cubic inches or 10 liters, 2.5 gallons. If he's an otherwise 'normal' human male, his blood volume will be about 5 liters. So that huge cock requires twice as much blood as the rest of his body. Based on the Jonah Falcon experience, Hung Henry would need an hour or more to develop a full erection. Yes, he'll need to compensate a bit.

Yes, I know about this problem :) But your calculation are a bit overestimated. Yeah, volume of such cock is about 10 liters, but it's not empty like some kind of balloon, so let's say, that he needs about 5 liters of blood. Then we can assume, that his cock is already filled with good amount of blood and erection doesn't change it size dramatically, only about 10%. And he has more amount of blood in his body even without a cock. Big body, big constantly pumped muscles and etc.
 
Yes, I know about this problem :) But your calculation are a bit overestimated. Yeah, volume of such cock is about 10 liters, but it's not empty like some kind of balloon, so let's say, that he needs about 5 liters of blood. Then we can assume, that his cock is already filled with good amount of blood and erection doesn't change it size dramatically, only about 10%. And he has more amount of blood in his body even without a cock. Big body, big constantly pumped muscles and etc.

The calculation was based on a 'normal-size' guy, which is what? 5'10" 165 lbs / 175cm 75kg or so. Let's pump him up, double his blood volume to 10 liters. Let's posit his monster schlong (filled) only contains 5 liters of blood. I found this: "For someone of Long Dong Silver's dimension's, let's assume... 3 inches x 18 inches. This gives a volume change of about 729 cc, or 24 oz, or 1.5 pints." A 22-inch supercock will drain his body, suck up rather more than a liter of blood. Say nighty-night to cerebral function. Not quite fucked to death...
 
Let's see, if he's a centaur, then everything is right as rain. ;)

But let's say he's just Hung Henry with a 22-inch-long cock, probably about 20-inch circumference, 6-inches thick. That's about 600 cubic inches or 10 liters, 2.5 gallons. If he's an otherwise 'normal' human male, his blood volume will be about 5 liters. So that huge cock requires twice as much blood as the rest of his body. Based on the Jonah Falcon experience, Hung Henry would need an hour or more to develop a full erection. Yes, he'll need to compensate a bit.

BTW my rejected story RANDY'S REVENGE (The Pharmacist) features a fellow with, thanks to miracles of modern science, a monstrous 36-inch prick.
Unfortunately, no woman has been found to match Randy's superlative dimensions. For masturbation purposes, Randy now prefers a top-loading Samsung laundry washer filled with raw liver and mayonnaise.
Yeah, Hung Henry is probably best as a centaur.

Wow. Talk about expensive fucks. And if that washer basket became unbalanced...

Just thinking out loud.
 
"For someone of Long Dong Silver's dimension's, let's assume... 3 inches x 18 inches. This gives a volume change of about 729 cc, or 24 oz, or 1.5 pints."[/color] A 22-inch supercock will drain his body, suck up rather more than a liter of blood. Say nighty-night to cerebral function. Not quite fucked to death...

It's true for normal penis, which is changing his volume between soft and erect state drastically. But as I wrote, cock of main character is already half erect. In full erection his volume changes only for 10%, became hard and standing. This way it's more real. Let's say he is bigger and more pumped that common male and has 10 liters of blood in body except his cock. Plus 4-4,5 liters in unerected cock. So, he needs only 0,5-1 liter for erection. Lightheaded? Yes, a bit. But not that huge problem.
 
I never understand these threads, with their bizarrely specific ideas. Why not write it yourself, Wissen, if you like the idea so much?
 
Well, I'm not that good at writing. I can write some short for myself in my native language, but writing something more serious is beyond my abilities and patience X_X
 
Huh? What is your problem? If somebody will be interested in writing such story it would be nice, if not - still ok. There is few different communities, where I'm helping for free and it's good, nobody is forcing me. I ordered very much paid commissions, but there is ideas on which I'm not ready to spend money.

So, once again: what is your problem?
 
ObTopic: Let's get (un)real. A natural human male won't have a cock more than 16 in / 40 cm long, and that's being generous. So how about unnatural humans?

Hung Henry was the subject of illicit experimental surgery equipping him with a 20 in / 50 cm cock AND an internal blood reservoir to supply it. He presses a valve hidden under his scrotum to trigger an instant Mr Ed erection. Or maybe it's a dial valve and he can adjust the tension and extent of his tumescence.

One problem: he can start small, insert into a human vagina, no discomfort -- but if he or she inadvertently hits the switch, his rapid expansion could blow her to smithereens, just like in my RANDY'S REVENGE story. Ewwww, messy...
 
I kind of like the nod to unrealism in the idea (it's just too big) along with the realism (of course you can't put it there).

I think it's got potential, although of course you have to forget about the physics and biology angles.

I'd like it with a second element of unrealism. Not only is Hung Henry unrealistic, Tight Tina also get's some unrealistic body-altering surgery; re-routing some major organs and having her twat extended up through a new pathway into her torso. If Henry was just long and not thick, I'd run it up to her mouth so she and suck and fuck him at the same time.

Of course, this works best if Henry doesn't know Tina had the surgery, so he just gets it in and fucks her gently, and she keeps asking for a little more, a little more.

It's not exactly deep (pun not intended), but I could see a fun little one-pager in it. It's in my ideas file.
 
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