real life question

[Norajane]

Wear his mother's underwear? Surf the 'net for sites with detailed instructions on bomb making? Pretend a hairbrush is a microphone and pretend to be the next American Idol?

Ask for advice on Lit...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well, lets face it. A healthy man, 22 years old, unmarried and lacking a girlfriend and living at home. He is going to jack off occasionally. Hopefully, Mom has sense enough to know that, but she might not want to admit it.

Yet another reason to start the day with a shower. She's a bit less likely to walk in there.

 

[Norajane]

Well, lets face it. A healthy man, 22 years old, unmarried and lacking a girlfriend and living at home. He is going to jack off occasionally. Hopefully, Mom has sense enough to know that, but she might not want to admit it.

I don't think it's that she doesn't want to admit it - she probably just doesn't give it much thought.

Of course she would understand that he masturbates. Most people do, and she's the mother of a 22 year old son who lives at home. I'm sure she has done some of his laundry over the years.

Even so, she might be a bit startled to walk in on him in action. If this is the first time it's happened since his adolescence, then it's not likely she considered he might be doing so right then.

 

[SlickTony]

well i solved the problem i bought a new doorknob with a lock and a deadbolt : ) and to awnser a previous question im not 12 im 22

All's well that ends well.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Subtle. I'm sure she extrapolate nothing from you buying a lock mere seconds after she walks in and sees you self-gratifying. I'm sure that every time you lock the door, she won't assume a thing.

How to give a guy performance anxiety in 20 words. I'm sure you can do better

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

How to give a guy performance anxiety in 20 words. I'm sure you can do better

How about:

Dude, she knows!

 

[Harry Leg]

harry, it really think you should see a doctor about that skin slime you go going on there.

all better now

 

[NoJo]

It happened to me the other day too, but it was my 13-year-old son walking in on me. I was too discombobulated at the time, otherwise I should have said "Yes, I was about to give you a sex ed talk, but I started without you."

 

[wishfulthinking]

It happened to me the other day too, but it was my 13-year-old son walking in on me. I was too discombobulated at the time, otherwise I should have said "Yes, I was about to give you a sex ed talk, but I started without you."

Well, that's safe sex for you. No doubt that will keep him celibate for a while

 

[Norajane]

It happened to me the other day too, but it was my 13-year-old son walking in on me. I was too discombobulated at the time, otherwise I should have said "Yes, I was about to give you a sex ed talk, but I started without you."

Save yourself some time - send him to therapy now!

I think I would have freaked out for a while if I had ever walked in on my dad or mom pleasuring themselves. Not that I imagine they ever do such things.

 

[zeb1094]

Save yourself some time - send him to therapy now!

I think I would have freaked out for a while if I had ever walked in on my dad or mom pleasuring themselves. Not that I imagine they ever do such things.

Silly girl!

 

[BlackSnake]

I'd rather imagine someone else's mom walking in than your own mom.

 

[kendo1]

My son walked in on the wife and me five seconds from blast off.
He just sat there and grinned.

 

[SensualCealy]

Walking in on my son wasnt nearly as embarasing for me as finding a teddy bear he tossed in the basement laundry to be washed. Seems as though he was practising to be a surgeon only thing was he left crusties on the stuffing! WTF! No one uses their hand and a sock to wipe up anymore? lol
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