real life question

[gamer9643]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

 

[zeb1094]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

Like she doesn't know you already do it, now it's confirmed?

She's your mother, she's been around alot longer than you, she'll get over the embarassement and so will you.

Continue on with your life, and lock the dam door!

 

[gamer9643]

i usally do lock the door for some reason i forgot.

 

[English Lady]

She'll probably knock in future now.


My father walked in on my hubby and I having sex pre him being my hubby, my bro -in -law was constantly walking in on us until Mit got a lock on his door. It's embarassing, but it's overcomeable.

 

[BlackShanglan]

She's highly unlikely to be any more interested in discussing the matter than you are. Shrug, get a lock for the door, and relax. It's over.

 

[BlackSnake]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

How in the heck do you not make a smartass remark to this.

"Mom? You freaky old chick don't just walk in my house without knocking"

Get your own place. You are at least 18, right? And why in the hell are you jerking off? Don't you have somewhere to stick that thing?

Maybe you show ask mom for a c-note, so you can take care of that.

 

[Boxlicker101]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

About all you can do is blush and put it away. She should apologize for walking in without knocking. Whether you masturbate or not is your own business and nobody else's.

Available women are not as easy to find as some people seem to think. I had sex for the first time when I was 18 and for the second time (except for prostitutes in Japan) when I was 22.

 

[BlackSnake]

Sounds like a new thread

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

I'm sure she was aware that her 22-year-old-virgin son <insert fave expression>ed on occasion.

Lock the door. Light some candles. Play some mood music -- I'd suggest "I Touch Myself" or "The Greatest Love of All," and don't worry.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, aside from the breach of privacy, if she doesn't raise the issue, the others are right. Lock the door and let it go. I don't see the big deal.

 

[Samandiriel]

what do you do when your mother walks in on you jerking off.

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

Are you twelve?

 

[English Lady]

Not everyone leaves home as soon as they hit eighteen. We all forget to do something pretty important now and then and I know we all like a good moan now and then.

So, be nice or just don't bother to answer, okay?

 

[Aurora Black]

Lock the door. Light some candles. Play some mood music -- I'd suggest "I Touch Myself" or "The Greatest Love of All," and don't worry.

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

[SensualCealy]

Okay, Im a mom, I have a son who will be 15 in a month, so I think I can answer this one.

I would, first off be happy that my son isnt slipping his dick into some poor 14-16 yr old girl, and second of all, Id be pleased that he knows about himself.
Yes I think I walked in on my son once, and nothing was said. I however, ask or knock before I go in now.

Locks are not the answer, if the door is shut then people need to know they must knock. If you get a lock, then there is something to hid, even though there is, the issue is privacy. Would your parents like you walking in on them? Not likely.

Maybe you could when you are by yourselves say to mom, (if you have a good relationship), I would appreciate you knocking if my door is shut, it is the only place I have my own space and if you cant give me that I WILL get a lock for my door.

How is that?
C

 

[wishfulthinking]

I walked in accidentally on both my parents having nookie with their partners. Only my mum and step-dad saw me. Must have been about 15. Nothing was said. As far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.

It would be very humiliating. You'll groan with your mates in a month or two.

 

[gamer9643]

well i solved the problem i bought a new doorknob with a lock and a deadbolt : ) and to awnser a previous question im not 12 im 22

 

[wishfulthinking]

i'm really pissed off right no so no smart aleck comments.

Can I make a smart aleck comment now?

Why, what a big cock you have sonny!

 

[Harry Leg]

Can I make a smart aleck comment now?

Why, what a big cock you have sonny!

*snerk*

 

[Ootpic]

You should have told her that you always deposit a little bit of DNA on your sheets so that if anything ever happens to you, they have some way to accurately identify the body.

If that didn’t satisfy her, you could advise your mother that you’re still not too old to beat.

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

well i solved the problem i bought a new doorknob with a lock and a deadbolt : )

Subtle. I'm sure she extrapolate nothing from you buying a lock mere seconds after she walks in and sees you self-gratifying. I'm sure that every time you lock the door, she won't assume a thing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Subtle. I'm sure she extrapolate nothing from you buying a lock mere seconds after she walks in and sees you self-gratifying. I'm sure that every time you lock the door, she won't assume a thing.

Well, lets face it. A healthy man, 22 years old, unmarried and lacking a girlfriend and living at home. He is going to jack off occasionally. Hopefully, Mom has sense enough to know that, but she might not want to admit it.

 

[imalickin]

*snerk*

harry, it really think you should see a doctor about that skin slime you go going on there.

 

[imalickin]

Subtle. I'm sure she extrapolate nothing from you buying a lock mere seconds after she walks in and sees you self-gratifying. I'm sure that every time you lock the door, she won't assume a thing.

what else would a 22 year old do alone in his room with the door locked?

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

what else would a 22 year old do alone in his room with the door locked?

Wear his mother's underwear? Surf the 'net for sites with detailed instructions on bomb making? Pretend a hairbrush is a microphone and pretend to be the next American Idol?

 

[imalickin]

Wear his mother's underwear? Surf the 'net for sites with detailed instructions on bomb making? Pretend a hairbrush is a microphone and pretend to be the next American Idol?

oh yeah, i forgot about all that. well gettin' caught doing any of those things would be embarrassing.