Real Bowsers

[MathGirl]

Just for a change of pace, how about the LEAST attractive woman ever to appear in the public eye?

I've seen pictures of the late Bella Abzug. As if her name wasn't bad enough, her face would float an anvil upstream.

Bow wow,
MG

 

[Guest]

Maths, I don't want to fizzle your balloon, but I find Bella bella. An interesting face is a beautiful face, and the older usually the more interesting.

Frankly, I find few young faces beautiful (you're still in the cute stage and I presume you will be quite stunning in a decade).

Unattractive to me: Nancy Reagan (and it's not a political stance)

Perdita

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Janet Reno
Grace Jones
Pam Anderson
Monica Lewinski

Tops on my list anyway, of course those of us how live in glass houses shouldn't be tossing stone

-Colly

 

[Linbido]

Richard Simmons?

sorry

-Lin

 

[sanchopanza]

The "woman" who goes by the name of Jordan. You have to be English I think to know who I'm talking about. She looks like she has been hit in the face with a shovel.

 

[MathGirl]

Richard Simmons?

Dear Li,
Very good. Just looking at him makes me want to kick him.
MG
Ps. DG is renowned for her intelligence, authorshiplyness, and wit. Unfortunately, she is only slightly above average in looks.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212
Pps. DG's mom looks a lot like Burl Ives. Before BI died, of course.

 

[Linbido]

The "woman" who goes by the name of Jordan. You have to be English I think to know who I'm talking about. She looks like she has been hit in the face with a shovel.

Agreed. She was beautiful like hell though, before her tits were pumped up larger than her head, and she abused her lips (and probably more) with surgery.

So I'l like to add: Anyone who have pumped whatever shit (botox?) it is that they make puffy, pouty lips with should be forced to eat my vomit. Really, It's ugly, just plain disfiguring ugly. It's nauseating and it makes me physically sick to look at.

It's really sad, I've seen pictures of beautiful models, and then the year later I see them again, and they are hideous. I can understand other cosmetic surgery, even if I don't agree with it. But that? Please, if anyone here can tell me what makes that attractive, I'm dying to know.

-Lin

 

[Guest]

So I'l like to add: Anyone who have pumped whatever shit (botox?) it is that they make puffy, pouty lips with should be forced to eat my vomit. Really, It's ugly, just plain disfiguring ugly. It's nauseating and it makes me physically sick to look at.
-Lin

Goldie Hawn has done that. It looks so unnatural.

 

[Linbido]

Goldie Hawn has done that. It looks so unnatural.

...as well as every second model today. I could give you a top, or bottom, list of attractive women who have dissapoined me in this, but I don't want to bore you, or depress myself.

-Lin

 

[Quasimodem]

Linbido,

The "shit" they pump in, to enlarge their lips, is some kind of collagen, like "Zyplast."

Botox is an injectable poison applied to retard muscle action just below the skin. This impairs the muscle's ability, which reduces an unwanted wrinkle, produced by that muscle.

When you understand what is being done, you may better understand the degree and depth of the brain-death these women ( and men) have suffered in their search for eternal youth.

For full particulars, check with MathGirl

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

I have to agree with Purdy and Lin here, I prefer natural ladies and I prefer a more mature lady in a lot of ways, mainly due to my age I suppose, young women excite me, but older one's fulfil me as well

I too hate the men and women all pumped up with steroids and or silicone, butt ugly fuckers, sancho's right about Jordan, brainless lump of pumped up flesh and stupid chatter. Job to raise a laugh over women like her, never mind a bone-on.

Hey Colleen, you're right about Lewinski, Jeez what a boat race on that one, that's why Bill had her that way, couldn't stand looking at her face so he f**ked it instead. About all she's fit for anyway, don't know what all the fuss was about, useless head from her anyway, she never swallowed it all did she.

 

[Madame Manga]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

Scroll down a tad to the bottom of the page. This, I think, is *deserved* ridicule--it's not the face she was born with, obviously!

MM

 

[MathGirl]

The "shit" they pump in, to enlarge their lips, is some kind of collagen, like "Zyplast."

Botox is an injectable poison applied to retard muscle action just below the skin. This impairs the muscle's ability, which reduces an unwanted wrinkle, produced by that muscle.
For full particulars, check with MathGirl

Dear Quaz,
You beat me to it, and you're completely correct. Lin was talking about the collagen which is used to fill out hollows and make lumps were none existed. Sort of like subcutaneous wall spackle. It can produce some strange results; e.g. Goldie H.

The botulinum toxin (botox) simply paralyzes the muscles, as you say. Done correctly, it can get rid of a wrinkle for a couple of years. It's also used to correct strabismus. Relaxes the muscle and lets the eye point straight ahead.

Collagen and botox are used for entirely different reasons. The main thing they have in common is that they can produce disastrous results if used by someone who doesn't know what he's doing. Unfortunately, neither can just be removed if the results are unsatisfactory.
Pharmacologically,
MG

 

[Xelebes]

I have to admit Christina Aguilera ranks one of them. I constantly get jostled by my co-workers for sticking to the fact that I would by no means ever fuck her in any form. However, I have also been jostled over my taste in women being small or medium height, small/flat chest and glasses.