Ready to learn - HELP! - don't get it.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay - I tried - can't figure out how to register as a guest - can't even find the word guest anywhere expect under the nick names of those registered already. Went to register thinking I could, or would have to "change" my nick in the registration but - stupid me - forgot what pass word I used. And besides it says I'm registered as me. And also, that list of you all - logged on - down at the bottom of the first page (first page - I don't know what the fuck to call it) how the hell do you all log on and get your name there?

All I wanted to do was log on as Kronkite Sparky - as a guest.

I'll understand if no one wants to give me what I'm sure you all believe is "simple stupid shit" and I'll understand - but to me this stuff is confusing as hell.

You think Britney could do it? Shit maybe she can. I'm fucking doomed.

Of course I know I'll get misled from our "guests."

 

[sallygirl]

I can't figure it out either, Spark.
What's with your obsession with Britney lately?? It's creepy. lol

 

[Guest]

Guest passes are available in the lobby. Sign in at the front desk, tell them who you are here to see, and a guest pass will be issued.

Please return your guest pass to the front desk before leaving the building.

 

[April]

That will be the last time for quite a while that I innocently try to help anybody. I guess some people can't fucking control themselves and act like adults.

[Edited by April on 09-21-2000 at 11:58 AM]

 

[Guest]

Guess that makes me an idiot too, eh April?
Oh well, now that I've figured it out I'll join the trolls under the bridge and terrorize y'all.
<insert evil cackle here>

 

[Guest]

HEHE WOW im not as computer illiterate as i thought!! WOWZA!!!

 

[Guest]

You no welcome under da bridge either, Sparky, you fucker. Go away!!! All da TROLLs - we banish you!! Fuck off, Sparky, ya bastage!

 

[April]

Yeah, whatever. I don't have the fucking patience to try and figure out who is who now.

 

[Guest]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net7/bawling.gif

 

[Guest]

You no fucking good Sparky. You no can be good guest if we know it's you fucking posting. You so shitty we TROLLs we no like you. You so shitty Sparky. You sooooo shitty!!

 

[sallygirl]

That's ok, April. I don't think anybody asked you to.
*shrug*

 

[April]

Bastage, was that directed at me?

 

[Guest]

Hey Sparky, neener neener.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Thanks April....

Thanks April and all who care -

An idiot yes but an honest one - I simply have mental blocks regarding anything that involves minute symbols - like math - they scramble inside. I can't see the tree for the forest. I have only ever been able to learn via direct hands-on assimilation. Osmosis. I play guitar for example - quite well - but totally self-taught. I'm a creative engineer of sorts and work with tons of sophisticated TV equipment but have to literally - operate the machines to learn their value to me. Manuals, most text books and other more technically oriented writing slows me way the fuck down. Just the way I am - inherited weakness. Lucky I look good.

 

[CW]

better than a slapstick show

in fact much better than some shows I have seen,,, and, bless you,,, it's all for free

 

[Guest]

No April, it was directed at Troll Dolls cuz they huwt my feewins. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net7/bawling.gif

I hope they find their penis soon!

 

[sallygirl]

I feel so invisible! Somebody insult me, please? Pretty please???? Validate me, dammit!

I like Mustang Sally. Maybe I'll ditch this nick and use that one forevermore. What do ya think? Anybody?? Hello????

*sigh*

 

[Guest]

I love, I love, I love my calander girl.
Sweet, sweet calander girl.

Hmmmm, I need e-mail. Someone ask me to e-mail them or just e-mail me.
NotTheNever@literotica.org

 

[CW]

maybe,,,

Miss Sally,,, I do believe that I read somewhere that once you select a name then you are stuck with it,,, unless you re-register and start off anew,,,

HOWEVER,,, why not adopt the MustangSally name somehow as a signature,,, as in " Mustang Sally, ride Sally ride" oh,,, the thoughts that dance thru my brain with that,,,

Just a thought,,,

 

[Guest]

WTF

How many times if Spunky going to say he the stud? Come off it! If you're SOOOOOOOOOOOO hot post a pic so we can all worship at your Uber God Feet!
And go fuck yourself sallychicky!

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL! Oh April!

oh honey, you opened pandora's box!! what did you think would happen when you told 'em how to do it? There's a reason dimwitted people can't grasp the lil tricks, ya know?

Oh well, we're all going to hell and back in a pisspot now. I guess we'll survive! hehe



SaladGurl ooops I mean Sallygirl.. get your cute lil ASS ova here now DAMNIT!! Stop being soooooooo FREAKIN cute and RIDE SALLY RIDE!!! wooooohoooo (sorry, best I could do at flamin ya hehe)

 

[Mustang Sally]

LOL @ Savage Kitten
Thank you!!!! Finally, I feel loved. Here's my ass, whatcha gonna do with it? Huh? Huh?

And CW, I just registered anew. I don't care about registration dates, and number of posts and stupid titles...
Yep, it's a whole new me! And I feel ANNOYING!!! hahahaaa

just kidding.... sheesh!

 

[April]

SK, I didn't realize what I was doing, apparently. Trust me, it won't happen again.

 

[Cheri]

April please don't be upset

I'll confess if it makes you feel any better....I made the post as slutface...yes it's sad but true. I want to see Spunky naked and I'll yell it from the roof tops if you want me to.

 

[CW]

Mustang Sally

Yep, it's a whole new me! And I feel ANNOYING!!! hahahaaa
just kidding.... sheesh

Just kidding,,,???? really,,,???? I certianly hope not!