Are there any ladies around that would like to have a Skype or Snapchat chat? I'm home and almost ready to blow, I'd love to have a lady to chat with and watch me while I do.
Live action horror movie. I am soooo tempted, but I don't like real blood. The goodbye would be awkward too since you would most likely be splattered all over the room. Would I just leave, would I say a prayer, should I call someone?
What about the movie rights? Since I was there they should be mine, but you know how that bastard Michael Bay can be. He's the king of blow up. He probably holds the patent.
Luckily we are not talking about sex. We all know how complicated sex can be...
