FlamingoBlue
a simple country lawyer
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Gloria and Dave are "friends" living in the same Senior citizen home. Although they do not share a room, they are inseperable. Most evenings they can be found in Gloria's room, holding hands, watching tv while sitting on the sofa.
One evening. Dave didn't show up at the usual time and Gloria went looking for him. She passed by her friend Sylvia's room and there, sitting on the sofa, were Sylvia and Dave. Sylvia had Dave's penis in her hand and Dave had a huge smile on his face.
Gloria was distraught. She ran into the room and confronted the two aged lovebirds. "What does she have that I don't have?", cried Gloria. "We're the same age. We look almost exactly alike and I'm in better health than she is", said Gloria. Dave looked at Gloria, looked down at his wilted penis and said, "I know all that, but Sylvia has Parkinson's."
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One evening. Dave didn't show up at the usual time and Gloria went looking for him. She passed by her friend Sylvia's room and there, sitting on the sofa, were Sylvia and Dave. Sylvia had Dave's penis in her hand and Dave had a huge smile on his face.
Gloria was distraught. She ran into the room and confronted the two aged lovebirds. "What does she have that I don't have?", cried Gloria. "We're the same age. We look almost exactly alike and I'm in better health than she is", said Gloria. Dave looked at Gloria, looked down at his wilted penis and said, "I know all that, but Sylvia has Parkinson's."
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