Read this message I got at collarme.com!

[RavenSpirit2k4]

"Hi! I am sorry to desturb you but that what I think. Female cant be dominant by nature. Woman is weak and soft. You have to humiliate yourself everytime you going to pee you must sit down. You wearing bras and panties and this is a humiliation aswell.

Testicles is the sign of power! My genitals is a symbol of superiority. No penis no right! I am 25 y.o. male and I never meet a woman who can control me. I want to be controlled and want to be submissive but I dont believe what any woman can do that. Can girl hurt a man? Dont think so...

If any woman can change my mind thats the deal. If after your session I will tell you myself what I am your slave I will treat any woman as a queen start to pee like a bitch and wear a panties for the rest of my life, plus any 10 more things you want.

If I wont you will be my bitch for a year and gonna use every hole in your body to prove it.

You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!"

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sigsauerprinces]

LOL

its shit like that that makes me have second thoughts about even being in bdsm, but thats a whole other topic.

that was funny tho, thanks for the laugh when i used to have a profile on alt i got some doozies as well

 

[graceanne]

omg. my mouth is literally hanging open. *shakes head* some people.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

It is kind of sad that he was probably serious, isn't it? Nevertheless, I replied with a simple "thank you for the best laugh I've had in two weeks".

 

[AngelicAssassin]

It is kind of sad that he was probably serious, isn't it?

Actually, i find it sad he would profess "superiority," yet appear in need of repeating grammar school grammar.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Actually, i find it sad he would profess "superiority," yet appear in need of repeating grammar school grammar.

I noticed that too. But, at least, he is very young (25). Maybe he'll grow up? One can only hope, although that's likely hoping in vain.

Most importantly, that's not My problem.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I noticed that too. But, at least, he is very young (25). Maybe he'll grow up? One can only hope, although that's likely hoping in vain.

Most importantly, that's not My problem.

i'm more frightened he'll breed.

 

[m wisdom]

LOL.

You should have booked him for a 6month session, plenty of time to change his mind

 

[SweetDommes]

It is kind of sad that he was probably serious, isn't it? Nevertheless, I replied with a simple "thank you for the best laugh I've had in two weeks".

Has he replied yet, or did you just iggy the dork? LOL Some people just don't get it ... and never will, either

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

LOL.

You should have booked him for a 6month session, plenty of time to change his mind

Not a bad idea. There are some interesting things that could be done to that "sign of power" and "symbol of superiority".

Has he replied yet, or did you just iggy the dork? LOL Some people just don't get it ... and never will, either

No, he hasn't replied yet. I was actually laughing too hard to think of clicking "block sender", no shit. If he proves annoying, he'll get blocked. If he remains amusing though, I might let him continue sending messages just for the giggles.

 

[SweetDommes]

No, he hasn't replied yet. I was actually laughing too hard to think of clicking "block sender", no shit. If he proves annoying, he'll get blocked. If he remains amusing though, I might let him continue sending messages just for the giggles.

LOL, I've been known to do that before ... especially with the trolls on yahoo who think that even though they don't know us or anything about us or our boys, they can serve us better than our boys ... one of them decided to tell me that he can probably bench press more than our boys can (as if that would impress us ) LOL

 

[DVS]

...You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!"

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1- He didn't say how long a "session" could last. Tie him up and keep him that way. He could become useful. Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2- He said you could do anything. Bring in your Domme frinds and make a party of it. The topic of the party? Who has the largest Strap-on? Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3- Because he seems to really want to experience extreme pain, give it to him. See #2, but darn it, you forgot to buy the lube, today. Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4- Electrical toys are fun, and also exciting. But, when attached to certain body parts (and mistakenly turned up to 10 for long sessions), they can become mean and nasty. Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5- See #4 above. After that happens, some parts are just too er...um...crispy to be used again. Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vixandra]

#2- He said you could do anything. Bring in your Domme frinds and make a party of it. The topic of the party? Who has the largest Strap-on? Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

DVS- I am laughing out loud and I needed to do that.
*bows*
Thank you for that.

Raven- hmm... perhaps mister unbreakable would make a nice foot stool? Wouldn't have to worry bout it breaking, you know.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I noticed that too. But, at least, he is very young (25). Maybe he'll grow up? One can only hope, although that's likely hoping in vain.

Most importantly, that's not My problem.

oh please meet him and tie him up then shove a big dildo in his ass with horse hair attached and send let him out in the town square with a big sign around his neck saying that a woman did this to me now please kick me in my so called superior ass.

 

[spankableBelle]

oh please meet him and tie him up then shove a big dildo in his ass with horse hair attached and send let him out in the town square with a big sign around his neck saying that a woman did this to me now please kick me in my so called superior ass.

rofl...oh my god...too funny...I knew I liked you for some reason

 

[lorddragonwolf]

rofl...oh my god...too funny...I knew I liked you for some reason

 

[spankableBelle]

 

[spankableBelle]

"Hi! I am sorry to desturb you but that what I think. Female cant be dominant by nature. Woman is weak and soft. You have to humiliate yourself everytime you going to pee you must sit down. You wearing bras and panties and this is a humiliation aswell.

Testicles is the sign of power! My genitals is a symbol of superiority. No penis no right! I am 25 y.o. male and I never meet a woman who can control me. I want to be controlled and want to be submissive but I dont believe what any woman can do that. Can girl hurt a man? Dont think so...

If any woman can change my mind thats the deal. If after your session I will tell you myself what I am your slave I will treat any woman as a queen start to pee like a bitch and wear a panties for the rest of my life, plus any 10 more things you want.

If I wont you will be my bitch for a year and gonna use every hole in your body to prove it.

You can do anything you want and just to make your chances a bit higher you can tie me up. I am the man and nothing can break me!"

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why 'any 10 more things...'? giggles... He sure is limiting his imagination.

I'm sure those here on this board could come up with way WAY more than 10 more things.

He would be fun to 'break'... You should have asked him when he'd like to start?

 

[graceanne]

off hand, I wonder if he does that on purpose, irriate domme's. He's probably a sub, and know's he'll get a better reaction than a letter saying how much he wants to serve, and all the things he wants.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Actually, i find it sad he would profess "superiority," yet appear in need of repeating grammar school grammar.

He almost reads as if he was born in another country.

Raven, that was a good laugh! I needed that as well!

 

[snowy ciara]

He reads like he's from another country where macho is in the water, or something. I would have corrected his spelling and grammar and sent it back to him.

 

[SweetDommes]

Nah, I've read things written by people who don't speak English as their first language (both those who have, and those who haven't taken English classes - and those who have taken English pretty much universally speak/type with better grammar than native speakers), and stuff written by those who are illiterate in every language - this strikes me as a 18 year old who flunked English class from 6th grade on ....

 

[ShyGuy68]

Nah, I've read things written by people who don't speak English as their first language (both those who have, and those who haven't taken English classes - and those who have taken English pretty much universally speak/type with better grammar than native speakers), and stuff written by those who are illiterate in every language - this strikes me as a 18 year old who flunked English class from 6th grade on ....

Or a redneck?

It gave me a good laugh to read his message as well.

 

[SweetDommes]

Or a redneck?

It gave me a good laugh to read his message as well.

*giggles until she falls over* It's the same thing ......

 

[exquisite_pet]

That was quite an amusing message. Apparently the majority of his blood flow is cut off from his brain and sent to his genitals.