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[ornitorinko]

Darling. Im sitting naked in my office with a bag to my left, beer and spliff to my right a tube of lubrication and the biggest coke dick you've seen in your life

 

[IlsaBlackbone]

So... ready to choke the chicken for lil ole me? Suck some suds, take a puff and - stroke it like you mean it.