Reaching 500

[Nicole]

Hey everyone. I haven't been back long but I happened to become a Guru yesterday.

Thank-you Lasher for making me one *Huggggggg*

Just wanted to let Laurel and Manu know that the board is looking great, Well the whole site is actually. Love all the new names, the way you can see how many people are here and who is here, the way you can see who posted last. Loooooooooove it all and it soooooooo good to be back.

So do we party now and make everyone's 4th of July headaches worse or am I suppose to whispher today???

 

[Magic Merlin]

A Guru?

Does that mean I have to kneel in your presence now?

Congratulations Nicole, our latest cool guru.

We can party, but keep it to a whisper please.

 

[Nicole]

Okay while your down there kneeling *opening legs slightly* can you take care of this for me???

Thank-you my Favourite Magician but where is that wand of yours *Being knocked onto the floor by wand* "Oh my there it is".hehehehe I missed you MM *Kiss Kiss*

 

[dancinvixen]

So how do you stop being a virgin on this board?

 

[CreamyLady]

Many congratulations, oh new guru . . .

Do we do parties for those, too? Have some chardonnay!

 

[Magic Merlin]

So how do you stop being a virgin on this board?

Didn't they tell you in the bylaws when you joined? You join the magician in his cave and he will get rid of that virgin tag.

As soon as you hit 30 posts, dancinvixen, you become experienced. Glad to see you here.

 

[dancinvixen]

Ohhh and where might this cave be? <g> glad to hear that I am not all that far away from losing my virgin title <g>

 

[Rosebud]

congrats Nicole....hahahaha guru.....guru of what???? Hey I wanted Merlin's wand....you best share

 

[Ambrosious]

Hats off to Nicole! Wait where's my hat? Pants off to Nicole. There that's better!

 

[Nicole]

Hats off to Nicole! Wait where's my hat? Pants off to Nicole. There that's better!

Well, Well, Well Ambrosious you have no clue what you just got yourself into right here

*Rubbing hands together*

Now what can I do first hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rosebud babe thanks alot you already know I share Now Merlin get that wand of yours over here to share with Rosebud

 

[Xander]

Ahh a fellow Guru

Congrats Nicole. Let me, as a fellow Guru, bow before you.

Oh yeah and I think this will be in order.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

Doing the Potent Power Pelvis Dance

hehehehe

 

[Nicole]

Now stop that Xander are you trying to turn me on???

Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle

Now where is Merlin with that wand of his????

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Lets see does that me I should add my wand too or just bow to the many assorted guru's?

da chef

Congrats all you addicted vets!

I am REALLY REALLY Experienced now too!

 

[Nicole]

Chef baby *Hugggggg* Congrats

 

[Merelan]

Did someone say party? I have all these greek pastries I made, where should I set them down?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ohh boy is this yet another famous lit party starting up??

Nicole congrats with the new title!! You sure have been busy haven't you??

Merelan, can I use you as a plate when I'm eating some of your pastries??

ShyGuy

 

[Merelan]

You can use me anyway you want... as long as you provide the cream...

 

[ShyGuy68]

Merealan baby, what kind of cream do you want??

 

[Merelan]

Skip the greek pastries, I always wanted to try a true "danish" one instead.

 

[Nicole]

Don't hold back will you?

Well you two don't waste time do you???

Busy??? Who me??? Never babe Never

Merelan at least I still have the Bare *pointing downwards* well you know don't you girl!!!!

So if you feel like sharing can I join in here???

No No better still can I watch???? PLEASE

 

[Merelan]

Nicole, it is your party, you are welcome to anything you want. May I recommend a Danish to start off the night?

 

[Nicole]

Oh yes please Merelan

umm .... but which one shall I choose???

Hard decision here ... Hmmmmmmmm

Hey it is my party can we share both Merelan???

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You still clean and fresh nikki? Ah well is it alright if you start with an Aussie before you move on to the Danes (Oops different thing altogether!) Anyway where did those pastries go?

da Chef

 

[Merelan]

I think Havoc may have snuck in and taken them, but would you settle for Nicole and I?

 

[Nicole]

Havoc snuck in???? God damn I would have attacked him gladly

Oh Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavoc where are you????