Ravenloft
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We should come up with something to write sometime.
Raven's Loft 2.0
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TwistedBaby
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*sneaks inside and feeling naughty, takes off her clothes and lounges around naked*
Ravenloft
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*noticing Twisty being naughty*
You aught to put them in a hamper,you know, dirty girl!
*Picking up after her and putting all but her panties in a hamper.*
You can have these back once you learn not to leave your clothes on the floor, young lady.
*Folding them up in the palm of my hand and putting them away, safely, in my breast pocket.*
You aught to put them in a hamper,you know, dirty girl!
*Picking up after her and putting all but her panties in a hamper.*
You can have these back once you learn not to leave your clothes on the floor, young lady.
*Folding them up in the palm of my hand and putting them away, safely, in my breast pocket.*
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We should!
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push came to shove and Logan, while not in one of his rages, actually inflicts a wound on one of Scotts eyes, losing a hand in the process.
He thinks the incident has worked itself out after healing, but he's mistaken when they are all waiting for him in the main entrance.
He immediately knows whats up, and sighs.
*short hand the speakers to just first initial, I hope it makes sense.*
W: What is this? Some kind of intervention? Well, let me get this little ball of wax rolling for you all. Scott, she's not your property.
S: Jeans no one's property. *haughty*
W: Say that like you mean it bub. Jean, darlin, you know I love you, but you either need to stop playing Scott and I against each other or just come clean that it turns you on.
P: Logan...
W: You don't need to pretend you've got my best interest at heart anymore, Chuck, either kill me or lobotomize me, cause I ain't going back in the box.
*Stunnned silence*
W: *To Kitty Pryde* I thought we had an understanding kid, you and I, I thought you had my back. Guess I was wrong.
K: *Stifles a sob*
W: *Frowns and looks at the others* I had your back, all of you, I thought you knew that, I thought you respected that. So what's it going to be?
P: Stop this at once! Logan, we only want to help you!
W: Is that so, Chuck? And how you going to do that? Nothing you've done so far has done a damn bit of good.
P: Then tell us what you need Logan... We only want the best for you...
W: *Looking uncertain* Well, that's a first. Okay, you asked for it.
*Everyone tenses up, ready for battle*
W: I need to be left alone... With Jean and Kitty...
S: That's not going to happen...
*Wolverine scoffs*
P: Logan, I can help you, if you just...
W: No, Chuck, you can't, I don't trust you... I don't trust any of you. I just want to be left alone. Send me to Muir Island. I'll let Jean and Kitty watch over me, but that's it. That's the deal. Take it or kill me, Chuck. Those are your options.
*Kitty silently goes and stands beside Logan.*
S: This is a bad idea, Professor...
*Jean moves toward wolverine.
S: Jean? I see... *folding his arms over his chest, pretending to accept the situation*
W: Scott?
S: Yes logan?
W: Thank's bub. You're still a dick though.
*Scott looks away, arms still folded.*
*Several others xmen try not to laugh.*
P: Take the blackbird, I will contact Moira immediately. Good luck to you Logan. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you... I truly am.
W: Thanks Chuck, that means a lot. Maybe there's hope for me after all? Does Muir Island have any beer?
He thinks the incident has worked itself out after healing, but he's mistaken when they are all waiting for him in the main entrance.
He immediately knows whats up, and sighs.
*short hand the speakers to just first initial, I hope it makes sense.*
W: What is this? Some kind of intervention? Well, let me get this little ball of wax rolling for you all. Scott, she's not your property.
S: Jeans no one's property. *haughty*
W: Say that like you mean it bub. Jean, darlin, you know I love you, but you either need to stop playing Scott and I against each other or just come clean that it turns you on.
P: Logan...
W: You don't need to pretend you've got my best interest at heart anymore, Chuck, either kill me or lobotomize me, cause I ain't going back in the box.
*Stunnned silence*
W: *To Kitty Pryde* I thought we had an understanding kid, you and I, I thought you had my back. Guess I was wrong.
K: *Stifles a sob*
W: *Frowns and looks at the others* I had your back, all of you, I thought you knew that, I thought you respected that. So what's it going to be?
P: Stop this at once! Logan, we only want to help you!
W: Is that so, Chuck? And how you going to do that? Nothing you've done so far has done a damn bit of good.
P: Then tell us what you need Logan... We only want the best for you...
W: *Looking uncertain* Well, that's a first. Okay, you asked for it.
*Everyone tenses up, ready for battle*
W: I need to be left alone... With Jean and Kitty...
S: That's not going to happen...
*Wolverine scoffs*
P: Logan, I can help you, if you just...
W: No, Chuck, you can't, I don't trust you... I don't trust any of you. I just want to be left alone. Send me to Muir Island. I'll let Jean and Kitty watch over me, but that's it. That's the deal. Take it or kill me, Chuck. Those are your options.
*Kitty silently goes and stands beside Logan.*
S: This is a bad idea, Professor...
*Jean moves toward wolverine.
S: Jean? I see... *folding his arms over his chest, pretending to accept the situation*
W: Scott?
S: Yes logan?
W: Thank's bub. You're still a dick though.
*Scott looks away, arms still folded.*
*Several others xmen try not to laugh.*
P: Take the blackbird, I will contact Moira immediately. Good luck to you Logan. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you... I truly am.
W: Thanks Chuck, that means a lot. Maybe there's hope for me after all? Does Muir Island have any beer?
TwistedBaby
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Okay, you said this was a wolverine idea? I don't understand it at all!
Ravenloft
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Yes, how to explain, how much do you know about wolverine?
See, he's prone to fits of rage due to all the shit he's endured, he's like over 100 years old because he ages very slowly. So he's been through absolute hell most of his life. He was in WW2, Vietnam, he was Put through a very painful process to graft metal to his bones, yeah, lots of really awful shit he's done and had done to him.
Anyway, this bit of dialogue I wrote his him being given an intervention by his team mates from the X-Men. There's a lot of history packed into what I wrote, so I can understand why it's not making much sense to you if you don't know anything about them.
Probably didn't help that I only used first name initials to not the speakers, I only did that so I could get the idea out as quickly as possible, so I didn't miss anything I had come up with.
Let's see if I can give you a quick primer
Scott is in a relationship with Jean but there has always been this heat between jean and wolverine
The professor has tried to heal wolverine broken mind for a very long time with little success
Kitty pryde is wolverines student, he taught her ninjitsu. They have a sort of father daughter or Sensei student bond.
I think that sums it up.
See, he's prone to fits of rage due to all the shit he's endured, he's like over 100 years old because he ages very slowly. So he's been through absolute hell most of his life. He was in WW2, Vietnam, he was Put through a very painful process to graft metal to his bones, yeah, lots of really awful shit he's done and had done to him.
Anyway, this bit of dialogue I wrote his him being given an intervention by his team mates from the X-Men. There's a lot of history packed into what I wrote, so I can understand why it's not making much sense to you if you don't know anything about them.
Probably didn't help that I only used first name initials to not the speakers, I only did that so I could get the idea out as quickly as possible, so I didn't miss anything I had come up with.
Let's see if I can give you a quick primer
Scott is in a relationship with Jean but there has always been this heat between jean and wolverine
The professor has tried to heal wolverine broken mind for a very long time with little success
Kitty pryde is wolverines student, he taught her ninjitsu. They have a sort of father daughter or Sensei student bond.
I think that sums it up.
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You know, I hadn't realized quite how much I identify with crows/ravens until very recently.
I originally chose this handle because of how much I enjoyed the gothic horror setting and novels.
You see, it's because Ravenloft was the first dnd setting that I really made my own as a dm.
I would like to think that the stories I presented to my friends as we entered adult hood were meaningful, and that they still carry the memories of our time together with them, I loved each and every one of them very much, and hope that even now, they are all still in my heart.
Especially Valdimer and Honeysuckle. Those two... Lol! Lord Strahd really fucked with those two...
The might have been happy if it wasn't for him...
Anyway... I'm rambling, I guess. You kind of had to be there. I think.
I still know how Val is doing, generally, but it's a little sad that we don't really talk much as we used to, but that's life I guess.
It would be so nice to at least know where Honeysuckle is in life, not location, just my hope that she's living her best life, cause she was really something.
Literally, the only girl in our dnd group from 95-99 or so...
It's so sad when you lose touch with such good friends.
Except Goldleaf, that mother fucker stole a bunch of my magic cards! He can get fucked in the ass with a razor blade condom! Lol!
He's probably a meth head or something now... Selling counterfeit mox's for blow maybe. He always treated magic like cardboard crack you know!
I originally chose this handle because of how much I enjoyed the gothic horror setting and novels.
You see, it's because Ravenloft was the first dnd setting that I really made my own as a dm.
I would like to think that the stories I presented to my friends as we entered adult hood were meaningful, and that they still carry the memories of our time together with them, I loved each and every one of them very much, and hope that even now, they are all still in my heart.
Especially Valdimer and Honeysuckle. Those two... Lol! Lord Strahd really fucked with those two...
The might have been happy if it wasn't for him...
Anyway... I'm rambling, I guess. You kind of had to be there. I think.
I still know how Val is doing, generally, but it's a little sad that we don't really talk much as we used to, but that's life I guess.
It would be so nice to at least know where Honeysuckle is in life, not location, just my hope that she's living her best life, cause she was really something.
Literally, the only girl in our dnd group from 95-99 or so...
It's so sad when you lose touch with such good friends.
Except Goldleaf, that mother fucker stole a bunch of my magic cards! He can get fucked in the ass with a razor blade condom! Lol!
He's probably a meth head or something now... Selling counterfeit mox's for blow maybe. He always treated magic like cardboard crack you know!
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St Patrick's Day - a very very bizarre celebration indeed. A British and Roman priest who attempted to annihilate the Druids, conducted exorcisms to banish the great Irish faery deity Aine, who told lies about the faery, who claimed he threw Pagan women who would not convert into the ocean and they became mermaids, who "drove out the snakes" (the Pagan ways) and attempted to turn the great bright god Lugh into Lugh-chromain (Little stooping Lugh) which would become "lephrecaun". This day is a day to celebrate the survival of the Old Ways despite what this "Saint" represented and the cruel action he took. Today, I wear the green, for the fae, for the Old Ways, for the shining ones and the deep love of the land. Blessings to you all my friends. A blessing on the survival of the old ways, and of the Truth emerging from the distortions of history.
Ravenloft
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So I had some crazy thoughts about how DND classes might work out as relationship partners to dragons.
Now, hear me out on this.
This is all really just a what if, codification.
I'll lead with the what if a bard entered a dragon's cave.
If I were that bard, I'd just want to sit and commune with the dragon, assuming it was a good dragon, and really, only idiots think ALL dragons are evil.
After communing with said dragon, I'd like to pay visits and share stories from the outside world, and encourage the lonely dragon to go out from time to time, but no pressure.
My best guess how the other classes might approach a dragon's cave...
Barbarian - Probably be rude as fuck and challenge her to a pissing contest. But might be able to find it within himself to honor and respect her if she can meet or beat him.
Clerics - Depends on what color the dragon is, clerics can be pretty racist, but they will give great foot massages to the right dragon, and enjoy making her happy.
Druids - They live and let live, but maybe if you're just as into nature as they are, they will be a steadfast helpmate. Just don't litter around them, and eat your veggies! The really weird ones might get yiffy on you though... If that's your thing...
Fighters - Well, if you don't mind a swinging dick, they can keep the pests away so you can relax and study, just be sure to give them a work out every now and then, so they can kick all sorts of ass while you're busy.
Monks - They are probably only there to learn your best moves. If they are smart, they will listen to you calmly and honor your wishes. Just don't give them all your secrets unless you want them to challenge you. Every Sensei knows that.
Paladin - Oh look! The fighter and the cleric had a baby! Aw... A real racist dick! Wow! This will only work out for you if you KNOW they are on your side... Be ware.
Ranger - Is your cave surrounded by forests? Do you need it tended to by an independant landscape contractor? These guys will keep your land nice and clean, and all you have to do is let them sleep in your bed... Good luck getting them to cuddle with you, they usually have a bear or some other pet for that.
Rogue - Three words... Pick Up Artists. Good luck with that. But hey, if they fall for you, you can just ask them to bring you shiny shit so you don't have to risk your neck, filling your dragon hoard, but they will almost always keep the best shit for themselves. Maybe you could agree to keep his shit safe in a closet or something, if he's really skilled and needs to hide something from the cops.
Sorcerer - Be careful, they might be some distant relative. Or they just want to understand the source of their power better. At best, they are probably only looking for a teacher or a tutor of some kind. But you know kids today, they can get hot for teacher. Don't let the council of dragons know if you sleep with them though, you might lose your seat on the council.
Warlocks - They might be hippies, they might be emo-brats, some are straight edge while others are just way too into H P Lovecraft. They do the weird stuff though... Yes, even the straight edge ones, just put a ring on it first!
Wizards - Dude, they probably just want to be a study buddy. Or they might be sapiosexual... Who knows?
Artificer - Shop kids, give them a sound proor room to make their toys, they will really liven the place up. And if they are really into you, they might give you some sex toys for your birthday. LOL!
Blood hunters - These guys are real martyrs. Thanks Matt Mercer!
Okay, here's another line of thought on how to act in a dragons cave.
First of all, the princess is probably not being held captive, she's either a visiting friend, a room mate, or maybe even a couple. If she's not screaming for help when she sees you charging in, put your mother fucking sword away boys! Yeesh!
Pretty sure that slaying the dragon is rape/murder.
And if you leave her alive, you sick fuck, than she might have massive trauma and trust issues when another explorer comes along. Fucker!
Be nice to dragons, they only turn evil after some asshat or a string of them treats them like shit enough.
Now, hear me out on this.
This is all really just a what if, codification.
I'll lead with the what if a bard entered a dragon's cave.
If I were that bard, I'd just want to sit and commune with the dragon, assuming it was a good dragon, and really, only idiots think ALL dragons are evil.
After communing with said dragon, I'd like to pay visits and share stories from the outside world, and encourage the lonely dragon to go out from time to time, but no pressure.
My best guess how the other classes might approach a dragon's cave...
Barbarian - Probably be rude as fuck and challenge her to a pissing contest. But might be able to find it within himself to honor and respect her if she can meet or beat him.
Clerics - Depends on what color the dragon is, clerics can be pretty racist, but they will give great foot massages to the right dragon, and enjoy making her happy.
Druids - They live and let live, but maybe if you're just as into nature as they are, they will be a steadfast helpmate. Just don't litter around them, and eat your veggies! The really weird ones might get yiffy on you though... If that's your thing...
Fighters - Well, if you don't mind a swinging dick, they can keep the pests away so you can relax and study, just be sure to give them a work out every now and then, so they can kick all sorts of ass while you're busy.
Monks - They are probably only there to learn your best moves. If they are smart, they will listen to you calmly and honor your wishes. Just don't give them all your secrets unless you want them to challenge you. Every Sensei knows that.
Paladin - Oh look! The fighter and the cleric had a baby! Aw... A real racist dick! Wow! This will only work out for you if you KNOW they are on your side... Be ware.
Ranger - Is your cave surrounded by forests? Do you need it tended to by an independant landscape contractor? These guys will keep your land nice and clean, and all you have to do is let them sleep in your bed... Good luck getting them to cuddle with you, they usually have a bear or some other pet for that.
Rogue - Three words... Pick Up Artists. Good luck with that. But hey, if they fall for you, you can just ask them to bring you shiny shit so you don't have to risk your neck, filling your dragon hoard, but they will almost always keep the best shit for themselves. Maybe you could agree to keep his shit safe in a closet or something, if he's really skilled and needs to hide something from the cops.
Sorcerer - Be careful, they might be some distant relative. Or they just want to understand the source of their power better. At best, they are probably only looking for a teacher or a tutor of some kind. But you know kids today, they can get hot for teacher. Don't let the council of dragons know if you sleep with them though, you might lose your seat on the council.
Warlocks - They might be hippies, they might be emo-brats, some are straight edge while others are just way too into H P Lovecraft. They do the weird stuff though... Yes, even the straight edge ones, just put a ring on it first!
Wizards - Dude, they probably just want to be a study buddy. Or they might be sapiosexual... Who knows?
Artificer - Shop kids, give them a sound proor room to make their toys, they will really liven the place up. And if they are really into you, they might give you some sex toys for your birthday. LOL!
Blood hunters - These guys are real martyrs. Thanks Matt Mercer!
Okay, here's another line of thought on how to act in a dragons cave.
First of all, the princess is probably not being held captive, she's either a visiting friend, a room mate, or maybe even a couple. If she's not screaming for help when she sees you charging in, put your mother fucking sword away boys! Yeesh!
Pretty sure that slaying the dragon is rape/murder.
And if you leave her alive, you sick fuck, than she might have massive trauma and trust issues when another explorer comes along. Fucker!
Be nice to dragons, they only turn evil after some asshat or a string of them treats them like shit enough.
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*peeks in*
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What did you see?
princesssexci
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Raven you have been missed 
TheScarletBlade
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Hopefully you look positively on this message. It's been a hell of a long time but I'm hope your well Brother.
monique_minx
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Well I know I never went by a different name so if you don't remember me Raven, I'm going to be absolutely shredded! 
TheScarletBlade
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We've had cross overs here and there E, A long time has passed but bonds remain. Or not, maybe I'm a random you don't know. My bad lol.
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Welcome back, Raven
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She leaned against the door frame as she regarded him, arms folded over her chest.
"Well damn, Blade. It has been a long time since I've seen you around."
