Raven's Beak Productions: Tongue licking fun!

[Ravenloft]

Oh... Beaker dear... Come out come out wherever you are!

If I have to FIND you I'm gonna tongue bath your face!

 

[Beaker]

You will not.

You after all are the one who left for ages and couldnt help but keep away.

and now YOU want to tongue bath me.

Pervert

 

[Guest]

Oh my.

Raven, where you been......oh I know.....

Moon

 

[Ravenloft]

Do you KNOW what saliva drenced felt feels like?!

*Shivering.*

Oh god, if you did, you couldn't blame me!!!

 

[Beaker]

Never before have I been so shocked.

WHO have you been covering in saliva

YOU SLUT!

 

[Ravenloft]

Well... You see... Gonzo came over one night and we had some tequila, and well... Things just sort of happened... God, the wonderful things he did to me with that nose of his! *Quivering*

Beak... Don't be mad, I kicked him out the next morning, I swear it!

 

[Beaker]

You got snozzled by Gonzo

ALL NIGHT

and yyou only kicked him out in the morning, you are such a dirty tramp

You felted with another, and covered in saliva, and did other unmentionables. No wonder you went away.

Now look me in the eyes and tell me he means NOTHING, and dont you DARE lie to me.

 

[Ravenloft]

He means nothing to me! I swear it my sweet Beaker!

Only his nose... God his nose...

Oh Beaker, please let me back into your heart... Among other things... Please! I beg you!

 

[Beaker]

You'd rather have his nose, than me!

You know myst is quite interested in the Beak, and others too, but I have been pure.

You you have been whoring around and you not only do that, you enjoy it too. You leave me and do this, and THEN you want me back.

I just cant believe it.

And I thought you cared about me.

 

[daniella469]

Hmmmm

Personally, I'd check for little round glue marks and velcro burns. This sounds like it went way further then a little licking of the fuzz.

 

[Ravenloft]

But HE seduced me! I swear it!

He may have a phalic nose, but you, ONLY YOU have a phalic BODY! Come on Beaker... Think about it... You know me... You know me!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Hmmmm

Personally, I'd check for little round glue marks and velcro burns. This sounds like it went way further then a little licking of the fuzz.

*Huffing* You just hush up you bitch!

 

[Beaker]

Why were you drinking tequila with a muppet late at night, you know how flammable we are.

And YOU had his nose, why I dont know but YOU did it, a muppet is impervious to seduction.

Should I accept Myst, and abandon you, what will you give to me, what can you give me to show your worth.

You know that daniella makes quite a point, and makes me think that more went on than you are willing to admit...hmmm?

 

[scylis]

The Muppets will never be the same ever again.

 

[Ravenloft]

You KNOW what I can give you Beaker, don't even pretend... I know what you like, just like Hensen did... Admit it, thats why you've stayed with me for so long...

Gonzo took advantage of me, its the truth...

 

[Beaker]

Gonzo is a lot of things, but he's short the brain to seduce anyone, hell he gets knocked back by pieces of square felt.

What CAN you give me, dear Raven. And do you think you are the only one who can give me it. You know you arent the best I have had, no not by far, so what IS it?

How DARE you use Jim's name in vain.

Stay with you, STAY with you, how can I do that when you are never here?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Sniffling*

I...I'm here now...

 

[Beaker]

And?

 

[daniella469]

You KNOW what I can give you Beaker, don't even pretend... I know what you like, just like Hensen did....

"Like Henson did..."??? Not Jim too! Omg velcro burn scars, AND sweaty skin oils stains??! Wounds to remind your heart poor Beaker, of the betrayal.

 

[Ravenloft]

And... And...

I'm carrying your love child...

 

[Ravenloft]

"Like Henson did..."??? Not Jim too! Omg velcro burn scars, AND sweaty skin oils stains??! Wounds to remind your heart poor Beaker, of the betrayal.

Don't make me bust out with some. "Bitch, my man ain't your baby's daddy!" on your ass!

Don't listen to her Beaker, she's obviously on crack...

 

[daniella469]

And... And...

I'm carrying your love child...

or is IT?? Who nose...I'm mean knows?

 

[Beaker]

You just said you are carring my love child, in the same breath as telling me not to listen to her?

I think she knows more of whats going on than anyone else I know, and this is NOT a good thing

You swore you would never touch another muppet, but you have more colours of felt on you than a rainbow.


Explain THAT!

 

[Ravenloft]

or is IT?? Who nose...I'm mean knows?

You bitch! I nose... I mean I KNOW its his!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Okay, here it is, I'll be straight with you... *Snickering* Its you muppets, none of you can resist my mojo, you all keep trying to fuck me, and jesus, im only a man, a man with urges, with desires all his own... I can only do just so much... Come on Beaker, be fair, I mean, if you were me, could you resist me?

Er... Wait...