Raven's Beak Productions: Grils... Pft.

[Ravenloft]

Raven strides in, somewhat defeated.

"Beaker... Hey Beaker... Im home... Um... The date didn't go so well... Er.... She sorta belched... Heh...*

Slumping down into a chair, Raven sighs a heavy sigh.

"Oh... Will I ever be into chicks?"

Pondering this, Raven rubs at his temples looking up meaningfully at Beaker.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Submit beaker. Lay your soft felt body down to cure what ails this man, this beast.

He wants you, to peck your eyes from you face, to fill your downturned mouth with his beak. Release him, covet him, shackle and free him.

Woman all that a man does in pursuit of your wiles, is but ashes in his mouth, begone.

 

[Beaker]

Raven, it has been a while I know.. but you must try

You cant be a feltophile forever.... I just cant handle the pressure

Now I go and belch and you clap your hands...

Here "BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP"

No see that was good... Oh I do love my chicken

Do you know why??? Let me see good legs and GREAT breasts!

 

[MinkSoul]

Dam Juspar... what you been smoking?

i didn't know you could wax so poetic....

 

[Ravenloft]

Even if I wanted to be a feltophile... I know you would break... Its sad, but a woman is what I need, but one who's breasts don't cause her to belch when squeezed would be nice... *Sighing*

 

[Beaker]

You squeeze breasts and they burp?

I think we need DR Bunsen Honeydew or at least the Muff to tell us of this.

Why is it so?

But Raven the Beak is here
Have no fear
And he is queer
No girls here
Release you fear
Have another beer
And if you are quick
Come near and whisper...

 

[Ravenloft]

Whispering of things unbound,
wanting to sniff you like a hound...
I gotta be careful, or be sent to the pound...
All I wanted was to burry myself in a nice hot mound...
And hear that wet hot pussy sound...

Sheesh...

 

[Beaker]

Hot wet pussy sound?

First you get a cat
Then you hit it with a bat
And run over it with a car
So it does not go far
Then you get yourself a bucket
No NO NO Dont fuck it!
Fill the bucket
With WATER not that stuff
And then drop the cat in
And then carry the bucket
To the fire
And stuff it
And light the fire.

One HOT WET PUSSY SOUND

 

[Ravenloft]

Thats just evil, stay away from my Salem, mistress's salem, and aiko, okay?! Sick man... Just sick...

I think we just found a dog lover folks...

 

[Beaker]

Its not evil its really good for the cat too

And Aiko is a psyco, anything with ears bigger than its head is no longer a cat!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Little Miss Muffin
Sits on Raven's Tuffin
and pats his head.
"Tell me about it, you poor thing,"
Quoth she...

Just don't fondle her boobs.
She might belch.

 

[Ravenloft]

Too true Muff, too true...

*Falling to the ground with laughter*

 

[Always]

By shadows you cry
and sunlight you hide
noone allowed to see
what's hidden inside

let true self shine
pull down the Mask
be who you are
and all is perfect at last.







poor Ravie. what's wrong with not bein' able to get into girls? there are better things to get into. like men. *snickers*

 

[Ravenloft]

I dunno Always... Just something about the hot wet center of a woman... It just appeals to me... Mmm! How about yours?! Heheh!