Ravenous Rhetorician Requesting Redoubtable Radical

[PhallusOperandi]

On offer: Rational remonstrance and risible ripostes; recondite riddles and romantic ruba'i; ribald rhymes and (a)rousing rides.

Signally sought: A woman who is either inexorably intrigued by my repetitive renditions, indefatigably irritated by my pretentious prose, or manages to hold both opinions at once. Bathe me in your passion, whatever it may be, and I will share the contents of both my heads.

Bring the rubescence and I'll bring the tumescence.

 

[MysteryToAll]

Your alliteration my good sir is second to none. A creative bump for you.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Neither Rube nor Ruba'i, But Rendezvous and Chemistry

To elude ennui,
You ought to elide nought you've thought
You'd send to me.

If content drought describes your lot
And a clever jot is sorely sought,
Set misgivings aside, hop along for the ride,
Take a draught;
And allot me your slot.