Ravenous Rhetorician Requesting Redoubtable Radical

[PhallusOperandi]

On offer: Rational remonstrance and risible ripostes; recondite riddles and romantic ruba'i; ribald rhymes and (a)rousing rides.

Signally sought: A woman who is either inexorably intrigued by my repetitive renditions, indefatigably irritated by my pretentious prose, or manages to hold both opinions at once. Bathe me in your passion, whatever it may be, and I will share the contents of both my heads.

Bring the rubescence and I'll bring the tumescence.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Neither Rube nor Ruba'i, But Rendezvous and Chemistry

To elude ennui,
You ought to elide nought you've thought
You'd send to me.

If content drought describes your lot
And a clever jot is sorely sought,
Set misgivings aside, hop along for the ride,
Take a draught;
And allot me your slot.

 

[KrescentWench]

My word! What an incorrigible debaucher, coquet, and tempter you are! You know you'll only frighten us all away with your metrical, rakish prescriptions for boredom consisting of (consulting your verse below)...well! Which appear to consist of generous portions of you!

I will say this to you, libertine: Methinks nigh whosoever lays eyne on this verse of yours shall mayhap be confused. Now, I am not saying the ladies you seek would as lief read Kant as your verse. But mayhap do you think the ladies would be fain to swallow your bait were the vocabulary less ...elusive?

Personally, my scattered little grey cells are fairly swirling, as they are! *hand to my brow* Sheer wickedness to put a lady through this. I really do think I may swoon!

Oh!! I believe I am rambling! Ere I bore you to tears and back again, I shall leave forthwith. Toodleloo!!

To elude ennui,
You ought to elide nought you've thought
You'd send to me.

If content drought describes your lot
And a clever jot is sorely sought,
Set misgivings aside, hop along for the ride,
Take a draught;
And allot me your slot.

 

[LadyVer]

Shakespeare: Fuck me. Does no one know not how to say clearly what they wanteth in twenty fucketh words or less?

 

[MysteryToAll]

Shakespeare: Fuck me. Does no one know not how to say clearly what they wanteth in twenty fucketh words or less?

Possibly the best reply I've seen all week. Thank you Ver. Lol.

 

[Penuche]

Salutations PO,

I suggest that you think about what it takes to retain interest once you've got a reply.

Moreover, meditate on the monstrous male competition; churn is not the way forward.