Ravenloft!!

[KillerMuffin]

You egotistical adorable darling. You really need to check out Siren's really cool threads regarding the auction. They're what the lit points thing is all about.

I bet you think this thread is about you.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Walking in with a stately saunter*

*Looking about that which was created for me.*

*Nodding with a slight smirk of satisfaction.*

You may now offer your "lit points" to me and I will determine if they are worthy of my acceptance...

Muahahah!!!

 

[Angel]

Dork.















(Hi Muffykins!)

 

[KillerMuffin]

*kicks ya in the but*

Like that's gonna happen now.
















Hi SexyAngel!!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

What is this dork you speak of?

I fear such language is unknown to me... I speak with a higher tongue... Begger...

*Waving an hand dismissively*

*Hopping out of my... Throne in shock as I feel a rather dainty foot pad against my royal rump.*

Who DARES!

Guards! Guards! Seeze this... This filthy peasant!

...And her filthy peasant accomplice!

 

[Angel]

*sneaks up behind Ravenloft and bites his ankles*

 

[KillerMuffin]

*stands boldy in front of Ravenloft and smiles*

You are adorable.

 

[Ravenloft]

Gah!

*Stumbling forward as regally as I possibly can only to find my ROYAL self groping Peasant Muffin's breasts.*

*Pausing for a moment as the realization that these are not the breasts of a peasant at all I squeeze at them, announcing:*

"These are the breasts of ROYALTY!"