Ravenloft was flirting with me..

[Nobody Special]

Last Night Xander and I invited Ravenloft to come to our Band practice.. Well to make a long story short... Raveloft was flirting with me..

I was sitting behind my Drums, and I noticed Ravenloft was giving me the eyes... SOOOOoooo I gave him the eyes back and he started to Blush....

Well Xander doesn't know but Ravenloft was hitting on him too... tho Ravenloft was behind Xander, most of the night, looking like he was trying to push or squeeze is butt a few time to.

One of the other things that Made Ravenloft blush was some suttle movments that I did with my Drum stix.

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[Ophelia]

ahhhh ahhh just ahhh!

 

[DarkAngel]

that sucks, why won't he flirt with me

 

[Starfish]

Big Trouble comin'

Oh shame! Wait till Ren finds out.... I think I'll go tell right now!

 

[Ravenloft]

What can I say... Musicians do it for me... *Shrugging* Especially the bass player... You can feel THEIR rythmes ALL through your bum!

PS: Neather Xander, nor NS were playing bass...

 

[Angel]

WHY DONT YOU TAKE PICTURES


You guys are really pissing me off

 

[Xander]

WHY DONT YOU TAKE PICTURES


You guys are really pissing me off

What do you want?? Nudes???
How about positions??

 

[Guru]

 

[Angel]

I freely admit to being shameless. Life is so much more fin that way.

 

[Ravenloft]

We tried all that Angel... But NS was the first to strip and... Well... The lens sprouted little arms and legs, popped out of place, marched up to him, handed him his cloths... Then promptly left, screaming in terror all the way...

 

[Angel]

Well can you try harder next time? Jeez. Can't a girl get naked pictures of people when she wants them? ::sighs::

 

[Ravenloft]

You wouldn't want any of me. If NS hadn't have stripped first that fucking lenz woulda handed me MY cloths...

 

[Angel]

Do I look like I'm picky? I haven't seen a naked man in a month.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Curious look.*

Thats hard to believe...

 

[Angel]

Well it's true. Not counting pictures.


I can't get laid.




I'm so frustrated.

::sigh::

 

[Ravenloft]

The frustrations mutual.

 

[Xander]

Well it's true. Not counting pictures.


I can't get laid.




I'm so frustrated.

::sigh::

You're not alone in that frustration, neither are you Ravenloft.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Patting Xander's shoulder.*

Want a beer?

 

[Renegade]

I'm just going to say this once(maybe twice if I get bored later on).

Shut up, Ravenloft!

 

[Ravenloft]

Ren, you just don't know how to treat me do you... I'm leaving you, you know... I... I'm sorry... I tried to make it work... I... *Sob* Really tried...

 

[Starfish]

Ren, you need to stop doing that.

It may be too late, however.

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

It's never too late to tell Ravenloft to shut up. Just watch: Shut up, Ravenloft! See? It's actualy pretty fun. Come to think of it, I think I'll say it again. Shut up, Ravenloft! heheh It's better then sex(not that I would know lol).

And Ravenloft, you're the one that was cheating on me with another man! *walks away pissed*

 

[Starfish]

Re: G.R.

heheh It's better then sex(not that I would know lol).

And Ravenloft, you're the one that was cheating on me with another man! *walks away pissed*

Why, exactly, would you not know that sex and telling Raven to shut up are not equivicated in any manner. This is not subjective, or open for arugement, ever. Sex with one's self is more gratifying.
Do you need to come over so I can prove it to you?
I'll stop your heart from hurting, for awhile at least.

 

[Renegade]

heheh It's better then sex(not that I would know lol).

And Ravenloft, you're the one that was cheating on me with another man! *walks away pissed*

Why, exactly, would you not know that sex and telling Raven to shut up are not equivicated in any manner. This is not subjective, or open for arugement, ever. Sex with one's self is more gratifying.
Do you need to come over so I can prove it to you?
I'll stop your heart from hurting, for awhile at least.

Sounds like a plan to me. You name the time and place, I'll bring the donkey for Ravenloft. heheh Yeah, sex with one's self is pretty gratifying. But, since I'm still a virgin, it's not like I can realy compare it to the real thing. Damn, I need to get laid.

 

[Starfish]

Humphry is not a whore, you know. I'll do you, no problem, but Humphry is sensitive and you need to respect him. Oh, wait, that's Raven. JK Raven, I understand you're sensitive.......... in the bum!
Like I said, for all the ladies in waiting, we can't do this till next week, when I get my digi camcorder/camera. Oooooh i am excited.