Raven less Beak Presents: The mystery of the missing Raven

[Beaker]

Hark, the herald Raven's sing
He is away fo his filthy sin
Feltophilia the crime
Now he's doing the time

Beakers getting lonely
Renegade's looking good
And you know thats scary
Cause he aint packing wood

Help a muppet out
Where can I go
What can I do

 

[Gaucho]

How much wood would a Renegade beak
If a Renegade could beak wood?

 

[MissTaken]

A Renny in the hand is worth two in the bush.



Or maybe not!

 

[cymbidia]

Oh Beaker’s getting lonely!
Alas what shall we do?
His little feltie’s in his hand
With stroking on the menu.

Raven’s not available
To help poor Beaker cum
And which young lass or laddie
Won’t find the job too loathsome?

In fact, that’s odd, i wonder
Why he bothers whacking.
It’s not like stuffed toys get to cum
Their insides are just packing.

No oral, anal or straight sex
For Beaker, never ever
Does he want just huggling?
Then the feltie we’ll just sever.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Poor, poor felt
Missing his Raven
Pining for lust
For a man so craven
As to desert
The felt whose smitten
With that jerk
The man who left, Raven.

I'd offer snuggles,
Perhaps even huggles,
But I know that even I,
A Muffin like none can buy,
Will never make do
For a man like Raveypoo.

 

[Gaucho]

Ravenless
Cravenless
Smittenless
Beakie

Whackity
Packity
Strokity
Sneakie

His yearning is strong
But his feltie's not long

At this rate
He'll end up
quite
Leaky

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love my felt friend
He's the one I adore
Even in the end
When Ravey's such a bore

But I feel I must say
That Gaucho's a hottie
If he takes his shirt off
He'd better run faster than me

 

[Gaucho]

Gauchos
And Ravens
And Beaks
Oh, my

Misstakenly Cym
Caught her felt in a tin
The batter it ran
Into Miss Muffin's pan

She sighed as she sprayed
"This needs more Renegade
If I'm goind to end up
With Meat Pie"

Gaucho, now shirtless, said
"I'm sure it would hurt less
If you'd only give
Cheffie a try"

 

[Beaker]

The Beak alone
Cym is right
no oral, but yes anal
Ever been fisted?

A feltophile knows
And a feltophile does
Release is sweet
If not the come

I see Cheffie has a chance
With the muffy in pants
Where is the lass
To take the Beak

He needs some felty loving
For at least a week!

 

[cymbidia]

Snicky sneaking past that Muffie
Tricky peeking: Beaker’s sleeping
Sticky leaking feltie’s scruffy!
Quicky seeking Gaucho’s sleeker
Dickey tweaking, mouth is puffy

 

[Beaker]

Cym is onto the Gaucho man
Muff can have this Beaker san
Raven is loft
and Ren has run

Muffie come stuff me
Beaker awaiting
Some muffie-felt action

 

[Guest]

*BUMP*