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Pa. Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches


UNIONTOWN, Pa. - A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.

Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, remained jailed without bond Thursday on a charge of criminal homicide. It wasn't clear if he had an attorney.

Fordyce told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, early Thursday.

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police. Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness — but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse — and finding none — he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

Autopsy results were not immediately available.
 
HarleyStone said:
"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose. I just wanted a fucking HOT sandwich."
Anger issues may be present.
 
Gee, he took the effort and time to knock her down and drop the microwave on her and pound her head on the floor, when with very little effort he could have warmed up his own fucking sandwich and been eating and enjoying a beer long before he was finished with her.

Dumbass!
 
I hope, when they throw the switch on him, the executioner has the presence of thought to remark he didn't mean for that jolt of electricty to kill the fucker.
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I hope, when they throw the switch on him, the executioner has the presence of thought to remark he didn't mean for that jolt of electricty to kill the fucker.
I hope he's eating a sandwich while he does it. :cool:
 
Sadly he probably won't get the sentence he deserves....and in his mind, he's done no wrong.
 
no, the executioner needs to walk over and ask him, "here, would you please hold this for me? Wouldn't want to have to make a trip to the kitchen before lunch..."

give him the sandwich, throw the switch...
 
Great. Just as I was starting t feel good about mankind, I read this.

May I suggest he spends eternity microwaving sandwiches in hell?
 
Liar said:
Great. Just as I was starting t feel good about mankind, I read this.

May I suggest he spends eternity microwaving sandwiches in hell?

His hell should include burnt sandwiches, boiling beer, and periodic chest stompings by hungry gorillas.
 
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