RastaPope

[red_rose]

TURN IT BACK ON.

 

[Sillyman]

C'mon Rasta, she's hot for you mon.

 

[red_rose]

Thanks for the bump there, Silly.


Jeez-o-peet.. you forget to do something and get left out in the cold.

Speaking of cold... he probably went to get ice cream again.

 

[Guest]

TURN IT BACK ON.

:O red_rose is cybering with the pope? :O

 

[Laurel]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3819/pope_forgives.html

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: RastaPope

:O red_rose is cybering with the pope? :O

Silly troll... Popes don't cyber.

 

[Ezarc]

As alway I am thrilled by your new av red_rose.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[AmishPope]

Re: Re: Re: RastaPope

Silly troll... Popes don't cyber.

Actually we do cyber and we're renown the world over for our cybering skills. We spend many hours transcribing old texts from Latin to English, so we have an excellent command of romance languages.

Popes train long and hard to master the erotic cyber arts. For sex is what continues the species, and continues the teachings of the church.

 

[red_rose]

Ever slip into the wrong language?

Ever had gaylord-cybersex?

If two vaginaterians have cybersex, but do so in a group chat where males are able to read, is that okay?

 

[karlgarside]

Fine by most of us I would have thought

 

[AmishPope]

Ever slip into the wrong language?

Ever had gaylord-cybersex?

If two vaginaterians have cybersex, but do so in a group chat where males are able to read, is that okay?

Slipping into another language is sometimes called "speaking in tongues" some believe it indicates the high holy act of eating the female taco.

To answer your other questions I have never had gaylord cybersex. It is wrong and the Bible clearly forbids it.

Vaginaterians are only permitted to have sexual congress if a man can enjoy it. The good Lord in his infinte wisdom created women for the sole purose of pleasuring men. For them to have sex without pleasuring a man in the process is violating what the creator had in mind for them, and is therefore a sin.

 

[red_rose]

Slipping into another language is sometimes called "speaking in tongues" some believe it indicates the high holy act of eating the female taco.
<blah, blah, blah>
For them to have sex without pleasuring a man in the process is violating what the creator had in mind for them, and is therefore a sin.

That being said... Where is your sidekick?

Or are you *his* sidekick?

I always get confused.

 

[Sillyman]

So what is the appropriate penance if perchance, you have been thinking all along you are engaging in cyber with a god fearing woman and only later find out you have been with a heathen gaylord getting his sick jollies from you?

 

[AmishPope]

So what is the appropriate penance if perchance, you have been thinking all along you are engaging in cyber with a god fearing woman and only later find out you have been with a heathen gaylord getting his sick jollies from you?

If you're the victim the church will welcome you back with open arms if you confess. However the church never forgives gaylords. This is just another example of how evil gaylords are and why we must persecute them to the point of exitinction.

 

[red_rose]

*ahem*

Sidekick?

Yes? No?

 

[AmishPope]

*ahem*

Sidekick?

Yes? No?

It's allready been established that he is my sidekick.

 

[Shaq]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3819/pope_forgives.html

*does the running man*

Finally! Someone else recognizes the greatness of the onion...


"How am I supposed to know you didn't want me to pull out my penis? I'm not a mind reader...." <--------pure humor.

 

[red_rose]

I love the Onion.

 

[alexandraaah]

Greatest thread, ever.

 

[red_rose]

Greatest thread, ever.

Because it mentions the onion?

Because it's a thread for someone who refused to post on it?

Because Amish came back?

Or was it just because you graced it with your luscious lips there at the end?

 

[pipercatt]

Because it mentions the onion?

Because it's a thread for someone who refused to post on it?

Because Amish came back?

Or was it just because you graced it with your luscious lips there at the end?

yes