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May 3 Song of the Month
Congratulations to Arwen, winner of the March Song of the Month Contest. View all winners and runners-up, past and present, or enter the current SOTM here. Also, extremely belated congratulations to Spaff.com for winning the 2005 Song of the Year Contest. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 25 The Guardian
How lazy can a record company get? Children between the ages of 9 and 16 are now being asked to draw up a new fifth member of the band Gorillaz. Maybe that's cheaper than rehiring the ad company that created up the original four so that they wouldn't have to hire actual artists. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 5 Song Of The Month Contest
Congratulations to Kristof Robertson, winner of the February Song of the Month parody contest. See all winners and runners-up, past and present, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 1 amIright News
The Sex Pistols declined the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame nomination, but they have agreed to attend the first ever amIright.com parody slamfest in NYC. Details to come. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 31 www.mtv.com
Grassroots campaign to get Weird Al a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame...surprised it hasn't happened already? (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 27 www.wsoctv.com
A college freshman who changed song lyrics so that they described the violent death of the president got his computer seized by the secret service, who also seized the computer of his friend for whom the parody was written. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 23 Excite News
Simon Cowell says one contestant's performance is "nothing more than a pointless karoake performance." I guess he doesn't realize that's the mantra of the show he's on. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 15 The Concord Magazine's Spring 2006 Issue
In the tradition of recording heroic deeds in story and song, I wrote "The End Of The Curse Of Bambino", a parody of Gordon Lightfoot's folk-ballad "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald", to honor and celebrate The Boston Red Sox' World Series victory in 2004. My home-town's web-based online magazine, The Concord Magazine, is featuring that parody, on a page titled "Hope Springs Eternal: Another Baseball Season Begins", in their Spring 2006 issue. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 5 Parody Author of the Year Contest Results
Congratulations to Spaff.com, the 2005 AmiRight/ SOTM Parody Author of the Year. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 3 inthe00s.com
Congratulations to Phil Alexander, winner of the January 2006 Song of the Month Round. See winning songs and runners up, past and present, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 28 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Phil Alexander, winner of the 2005 Song of the Month Wild Card Round. See winning songs and runners up, past and present, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 27 amIright News
New design for amiright (again!). You may need to refresh your browser to see the new layout properly in case your browser is caching the style sheet. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 24 Contact Music
Smith's lead singer Morrrissey investigated by the FBI to determine if he was a threat to the US government. I suppose we can all rest easier now that the Moz had been questioned. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 8 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Spaff.com, winner of the December Song of the Month Contest. Check out all winners and runners-up, past and present, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 3 am I right News
Album cover parody submission script is now fixed. I will probably have to come up with a better way of doing this in the future, but for now it should work again. Sorry it took so long. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 1 WeirdAl.com
Weird Al and Coolio appear to have made amends... (Comments & Parodies)
Jan 5 2nz (Glen Stollberger) performance on 1/12/06
Glen Stollberger will be performing on Thursday, January 12th at New York Comedy Club once again. Follow the link for more information if you're in the area and interested. (Comments & Parodies)
Jan 3 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Kristof Robertson, winner of the November Song of the Month Contest. Check out winning songs and runners-up, past and present, or enter the December SOTM here. (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 30 ABC News
Wife of accused cop tells newspaper reporter that the reason he committed crimes, was because he was under the influence of hip-hop. (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 23 amIright News
I've finished with the new look for the site. Let me know your opinions/problems. (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 6 Reuters
Heavy metal killed Beethoven. Headline gleefully stolen from fark! (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 5 2nz to Perform in New York CIty
2nz (parody writer Glen Stollberger) will be perfomring several of his parodies at a club in New York City on December 14th. For more information, including club number and address, and general information about the show, follow the link. He hopes to see you all there, and he hopes you'll bring lots of people so you can get closer to them and stay warm while enjoying the show. (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 2 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Spaff.com, winner of the October Song of the Month contest. See all winners and runners-up past and present, or enter the current contest, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Dec 1 Dean Gray
Dean Gray's amazing mashup album, American Album, which pays tribute to Green Day's album American Idiot, was shut down after being cease-and-desisted only 10 days after it went online. It was not being sold for profit; Gray asked only that those who enjoyed it support him by donating to any of a number of charities Green Day has been known to support. Certain mashup aficionados are, therefore, attempting to produce the same sort of media circus that surrounded DJ Dangermouse's now-famous Grey Album, declaring Dec. 13th, 2005, aptly enough, "Dean Gray Tuesday" (after Grey Tuesday). On that day, they hope a large number of sites will offer the album for download, and many will come to hear it, as a "display of the consumptive power of the mash-up and home remix community in the hopes of encouraging the labels, publishers and artists who are curious about the mash-up community to consider giving the high quality productions of "illegitimate" music a legitimate consideration as a promotional avenue for all music." (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 23 Spaff.com
Oh my heck! Robert Lund is back with "Workin' the Glory" - his first CD since the 2003 holiday album "Elves Gone Wild!" "Workin' the Glory" contains 16 parody songs; lyrics for 13 of them are by Amiright author Spaff.com. (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 20 Johnny D's Parodies Featured
Johnny D (John Small) was commissioned to write 9 song parodies for The Nashoba Players' recent dinner theatre comedy, "The Awards Show", in which Johnny D played the character "Marshall Brown", a TV stage manager trying to maintain control of a ridiculously chaotic television awards gala (a parody of shows like the Emmy Awards). The link in this news item takes you to a page that displays excerpts from the program of "The Awards Show" --- and on that web page, there is a link at the top titled "Pictures from The Awards Show" which will take you to a page with some related photographs. All of the 9 song parodies Johnny D wrote for "The Awards Show" are also posted here on AmIRight under his name, but with titles different from those used in the program of "The Awards Show" (Johnny D created the titles used for his parodies in the program). (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 11 Yahoo News
Ashlee Simpson looking for an average Joe. Someone without musical talent, just like her. (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 7 inthe00s
Ethan Mawyer, author of over 350 parodies on this site, will be performing some of his best ones on 11/16 in Manhattan. He is willing to buy a reasonably priced drink for everyone who comes to see him. (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 7 ABC news
Latest outrage inspired by hip hop music? Clothing with a snow man on it. It's a drug reference from a Young Jeezy song. This has to be the most clever subversion of a chilhood icon I've seen to date. (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 3 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Spaff.com, winner of the September Song of the Month Contest. Check out all past winners and runners-up, or enter the current contest, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Nov 2 AZ Central
Paul McCartney's kids want him to lay low during his 64th birthday next year, because they think the jokes will be annoying. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 28 MuZiCk! - The irreverent rock music lexicon.
Are you in a rock band? Have you been in a rock band? Do you aspire to be in a rock band? If you can answer yes to any of these questions then you will identify with the wicked, witty, cynical, and even scathing definitions in MuZiCk, the irreverent rock music lexicon. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 25 am I right News
I've setup a new messageboard on inthe00s for topics that are of interest to regular visitors of this site. People can discuss problems with the site and new features under development. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 14 WB Newswatch
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton Look-a-Like contest. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 6 http://blog.biggeststars.com
Fergie of Black Eyed Peas had a little onstage accident (unless she wet her pants on purpose!) (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 6 ABC
Dolphins are now able to sing the Batman theme. Their high pitched singing is still nowhere near that of Leo Sawyer's "I Feel Like Dancing" however. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 6 LA Times
Ex-Doors drummer is one of the few musicans from the 60s who still believes music shouldn't appear in commercials. Principles trump a $15 million payout. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 5 The New Yorker
Have you had your pop-star chart done? Do you know what song influences your life and personality? What does your future hold? This author has all the answers! (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 5 Houston Chronicle
Clear Channel feels that the 8 station limit per market is too limiting. The 6% share of the market that satelitte radio now controls is pinching them to the point where they need 10 stations in a market area. In case you don't know who these clowns are, Clear Channel is the reason your local radio station plays the same ten songs over and over again. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 4 CANOE
Canadian Parliment now features parody singing MPs. Let's all hope this is a new trend that stays in Canada. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 3 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Johnny D, winner of the August Song of the Month Contest. Check out current and past winners and runners-up, or enter the September SOTM, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Oct 1 Gigwise
The new Kate Bush album contains a secret message on it's cover. Leading the possible solutions is "We paint penguins pink". I'm just thrilled she's releasing an album after 12 years of waiting. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 15 am I right News
New album cover parody Photoshop section on amiright! It's not 100% completed yet, but if people like it, I'll continue to work on it. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 13 Yahoo News
Hillary Duff Slams Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson as Immature. Duff says, "I definitely do not think taking your clothes off or going out and getting wasted every night is a sign of maturity. I do not want to look back years from now and go, 'Ugh, that's so embarrassing.'" She clearly isn't listening to what she sings. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 10 Contact Music
Kanye West thinks white people should only use black slang when it's no longer in style. Kind of like wearing a Polo shirt with the colar up. Conan O'Brien wants the word Krunk back. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 9 CNN
Elton John has a clock that farts every hour. Elton laughs at it every hour too. Why do we need to know this? (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 7 Snopes
There is a false rumour that Ciara was a man who had a sex change. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 2 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Stuart McArthur, winner of the July Song of the Month Contest. Check out current and past winners and runners-up here, or enter the August SOTM, open til 9/7. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 1 Fox News
Fats Domino and other famous muscians unaccounted for in New Orleans. (Comments & Parodies)
Sep 1 New York Daily News
CBGB's lease not renewed. The landmark club which helped launched punk bands like the Ramones (who inspired their English counterparts) is most likely not going to be able to fight the eviction notice. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 31 iFilm
"And I was like... and she was like... and I was like..." R Kelley's performance at the VMAs reminds us all why we no longer watch Mtv. If it weren't for the professional audience members, I'm sure laughter would have drowned out the soundtrack. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 25 am I right News
Are there any problems with the site? I've been redesigning several portions of the site and adding new sections. I've tried to test as much as I can, but there may still be problems. Please follow the link and let me know if you are having any problems with the site. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 25 Kempa
Ever wonder if those platinum records you see in cheesy record executive's offices could actually be played? Wonder no longer. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 19 Vice Recordings
Do They Know it's Hallowe'en? An indie satire benefit record, featuring Beck, Sonic Youth, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, etc. Raises funds for UNICEF. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 15 Pitchfork Media
New Fionna Apple album to be released after all, with almost none of the leak trackes. Fiona recorded an entirely new album basically because she disliked the production, not evil label execs forcing her. Judging by the first track I've heard from the "to be released" album, I think I prefer the leaked tracks better so far. (Comments & Parodies)
Aug 3 Song of the Month
Congratulations to Jeff Reuben, winner of the June Song of the Month Contest. Check out all previous winners and runners-up, or enter the current contest, here. (Comments & Parodies)
July 22 amIright News
There are now over 75,000 misheard lyrics in the archive. Big thanks to IndyGent for all the hard work approving the new entries, and thanks to everyone who has submitted stuff over the years. (Comments & Parodies)
July 18 NYC Get-Together on Saturday, 7/23
All us parody authors (and guests) are getting together to meet each other this coming Saturday. Click the link for all the information you need. And see you there. (Comments & Parodies)
July 6 amIright News
A ton of lyrics quizzes are now available. These are based on the lyrics quizzes Susan and I have been doing for the past three or four years on the front page of the site. (Comments & Parodies)
July 2 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Spaff.com, winner of the May Song of the Month Contest. Check out all previous winners, or enter the current contest, here. (Comments & Parodies)
June 24 amIright News
Ever wonder about clearance rights to use a song in a movie? Indie documentary maker exposes the exhorborant costs in clearly 6 second clips of music. (Comments & Parodies)
June 17 amIright News
New amIright t-shirts available! There's one design for misheard lyrics and one for parody authors too! (Comments & Parodies)
June 16 Bizbag
Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English: Notorious B.I.G. "One more chance (remix)". Here's the answer. (Comments & Parodies)
June 15 amIright News
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs the Michael Jackson Supporters. The last word on the trial. (Comments & Parodies)
June 3 Xanga
Ever want to pretend you're in a rock video? Why not lipsync to someone else's music and just shoot it? It worked for Milli Vanili. (Comments & Parodies)
June 2 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Kristof Robertson, winner of the April Song of the Month Contest. Check out winners and runners-up here. (Comments & Parodies)
May 26 Mash-Up!
Gwen Stefani's Weezer "Hash Pipe". Funny mash up, well executed. (Comments & Parodies)
May 25 Wall Street Journal
Froom Doobie Brothers to Defense Consultant. Jeff "Skunk" Baxter now works in the defense industry as a counterterrorism expert. (Comments & Parodies)
May 23 amIright News
Thanks SPIN for the shout out in the May issue of this month's magazine! (Comments & Parodies)
May 10 Mc Sweeny's
What I would be thinking about if I were Billy Joel driving toward a holiday party where I knew there was going to be a piano. (Comments & Parodies)
May 7 amIright News
It may seem like just another bunch of outrageous political promises but the cocoa coup powder in the cream de la cream of the Collective Cup of AmIright Parodists Cappuccino have just formed a Party and launched it's Running Platforms to wake the world up. Abruptly. Are they serious? Bwahahahaha... You be the Judge! (Comments & Parodies)
May 5 AP News
Louie Louie banned by a school superintendent who thinks playing the instrumental version of the song isn't appropriate, even if the lyrics aren't dirty. (Comments & Parodies)
May 4 FlickR
Nine Inch Nails covers Johnny Cash's "Hurt". Amazing investigative reporting. (Comments & Parodies)
May 3 Song Of The Month Contest
Congratulations to Claude Prez, winner of the March Song of the Month Contest. Check out winners, or enter the April contest, here. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 29 NathanChase
You've got your Nine Inch Nails track in my Ray Parker Jr. track. No you got your Ghostbusters theme mixed with the Hand That Feeds You. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 24 London Times
New Pope condems rock music as an "instrument of the Devil". Singles out songs from Pink Floyd, Queen and the Eagles. He also claims AC/DC's name means "Anti-Christ, Death to Christ". Don't tell him what Korn thinks Addidas means. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 22 Oops I Did It Again: The Original
"Oops! I Did It Again" was originally recorded in 1932 by..... (Are you sitting down?).... Louis Armstrong! (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 18 WPVI
Eminem's bully not able to bully him in court, loses appeal. (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 14 BBC Entertainment news
Britney confirms she is pregnant. Cue some 'Baby one more time' parodies! (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 8 amIright News
Parodies were indeed submitted on April 7th and approved, but since I'm a dork, they weren't posted on the front page of the site. Check them out! (Comments & Parodies)
Apr 1 Song Of The Month Contest
Congratulations to Stuart MacArthur, winner of the February Song of the Month contest. Check out all the winning songs and runners-up here. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 24 AOL News
Whitney Houston back in rehab. I guess the power of prayer didn't help her as much as she thought it would. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 22 http://www.cagle.com/
Here be funny cartoons about the Michael Jackson trial to serve as an inspiration for parodies about it and him. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 21 Snopes
Julie Andrews did NOT sing a 'blue hair' parody of "My Favorite Things" on her 69th birthday. As a matter of fact, a bothced operation a few years ago now prevents her from singing anything. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 21 Sign on San Diego
Teen spends his free time campaigning for the school lunch bell to be replaced by the Foghat "Slow Ride". (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 18 Song Of The Month Contest
Congratulations to Spaff.com, whose "Shakespearean Pie" is the winner of the 2004 AmiRight/ SOTM Parody Song of the Year Contest. Check it out, along with all the rest of the year's top songs. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 18 Newsday
Ashlee Simpsons: No talent, no charm, why does she have a career? (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 18 Wall Street Journal
At long last, an explanation of why drunks yell "Freebird" at concerts. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 18 yahoo.com
Turning the 1974 classic movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" into "Spamalot", MP goes to Broadway with a musical made up of comedy sketches. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 15 NPR
Who is coming to the rescue of Metallica parody band Beatallica? Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Yes, I find it hard to believe too. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 15 Yahoo News
O'Jays not Okay, with Justin Timberlake having been chosen to induct thrm into the rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 10 BBC News
Bus driver sentenced to getting his sh** together, among other things (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 4 Song of the Month Contest
Congratulations to Claude Prez, winner of the January Song of the Month Contest. Check out winning songs, runners-up, or enter the current contest here. (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 2 Francis Hwang
U2 vs. Negativland: the iPod Special Edition. Now available via auction (not on eBay, so it can't get shut down again). U2 is clearly very cool for having it's own iPod, but don't alter their "artistic vision". (Comments & Parodies)
Mar 1 Yahoo News
Robin Williams censored by the Oscars, free speech in the US dies a little more this year. He wasn't allowed to sing about the losers trying to "out" Spongebob Squarepants. (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 14 Chart Attack
Why settle for being LIKE Janis Joplin when you can BE Janis Joplin? (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 9 Parody Author of the Year Totals
Congratulations to Spaff.com, the AmiRight SOTM Parody Author of the Year for 2004 (Comments & Parodies)
Feb 6 SOTM winners
Congratulations to EmiLoca and Kristof Robertson, winners of the December Song of the Month Contest and SOTM Wild Card Round. Check out all the winning songs and runners up here. (Comments & Parodies)
Jan 31 Peach Stapler
Robo Steve Perry. To protect and to rock. If you're not old enough to know how Journey is, shame on you. It's funny anyways. (Comments & Parodies)
Jan 28 amIright News
amIright is looking for the most easily spotted misheard lyrics for a new amiright T-shirt. Click the link and read the rules and post the best ones from the site. (Comments & Parodies)
 
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