Rap with smooth?

[smoothg103rd]

Someone suggestions a while back that I should make a GB rap about the ladies. But that shit was hard as fuck. I could of did it, but it would have been corny. Too many different names, would of caused too many different flows. I'm a little high right now, so I got to thinking, maybe I should just cut it too verses. Sounded fun, so I got to thinking again, maybe I should see if other people wanted to rap too, so I'm making this thread. You are welcome to join too. The catch is, you got to use two or more people from Lit user name in the same verse. I would try to keep this shit going, but I may not be high tomorrow . I'm creative when I'm high. If no other people play alone, I will stop. But hopefully we can keep this shit going.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I swear "1HF" Av's should make "Queersetti" feel like gay ain't right. Or even make "Eyer" take a detour to Walmart on a late night without you ever seeing a brake light.

 

[smoothg103rd]

"LadyFunk" I would really let you pet this python. And then run "Miles" in that pussy.... Marathon.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Me trying hard for a fuck, is "Pointless".I'll give that pussy a tongue bath just to get it gushing. Her legs griping my neck the way this tongue grind, the pussy get wet when this tongue cleans it, now that's a "Rainshine".

 

[smoothg103rd]

Man fuck this. No one else is rapping.

 

[Yardley]

Man fuck this. No one else is rapping.

I feels you man. Out you be tapping.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I was never worth a fuck in the lyrics department....

Just let the pro's say what I got in my heart when I roll through the GB.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzQyEd514g

So much feelz.....much real talk.

For real though I love the classics man....From UGK to Bobby Digital, fuckin' bone man I saw crazy at a club a while back and he's still killin' it!! La Chat holdin' it down for all the females in the dirty south...uhhh lil O' , paul wall,

Ohh some crime mob from back in the day!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1oURSaYoQ

Fuckin' love me some Project Pat too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rYyXk1CV_c

Seen 3 6 back when they were still rolling around with Hypnotize Camp Posse....got the T shirt

Shows just ain't the same when you're 31 though

 

[smoothg103rd]

I was never worth a fuck in the lyrics department....

Just let the pro's say what I got in my heart when I roll through the GB.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzQyEd514g

So much feelz.....much real talk.

For real though I love the classics man....From UGK to Bobby Digital, fuckin' bone man I saw crazy at a club a while back and he's still killin' it!! La Chat holdin' it down for all the females in the dirty south...uhhh lil O' , paul wall,

Ohh some crime mob from back in the day!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9saEpqhBP5M

Knuck if you buck was my shit. But you're not playing the game right.

 

[Ishmael]

Why don't you go find a sit
and I'll tell all about the folks at Lit.

The men are all so long, round, and hard
You'd think you were looking at the fence along a Montana yard.
They'll fuck all day, fuck all night
cum in buckets, ain't the right.

Just ask'em

The girls so wet they can't sit on a surface
that ain't been leveled yet.
And if it ain't they just cruise and glide
as if they're playin' on a slip-n-slide.

Just ask'em

They all into being PC
don't want to piss anyone off you see.
Tell you what you want to hear
Try'in to gain favor, ain't that queer?

Just ask'em

Just ask'em

You see'em come
and you see'em go
Kinda livin' in the Springer show
For so many this is home

Just ask'em

I've often asked what it's all about
just a bunch of hollerin' and some shout
But if you really want to know
Just listen to Desolation Row

Just ask'em

Just ask'em

Ishmael

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why don't you go find a sit
and I'll tell all about the folks at Lit.

The men are all so long, round, and hard
You'd think you were looking at the fence along a Montana yard.
They'll fuck all day, fuck all night
cum in buckets, ain't the right.

Just ask'em

The girls so wet they can't sit on a surface
that ain't been leveled yet.
And if it ain't they just cruise and glide
as if they're playin' on a slip-n-slide.

Just ask'em

They all into being PC
don't want to piss anyone off you see.
Tell you what you want to hear
Try'in to gain favor, ain't that queer?

Just ask'em

Just ask'em

You see'em come
and you see'em go
Kinda livin' in the Springer show
For so many this is home

Just ask'em

I've often asked what it's all about
just a bunch of hollerin' and some shout
But if you really want to know
Just listen to Desolation Row

Just ask'em

Just ask'em

Ishmael

Finally! But you didn't say no names.

 

[CyranoJ]

I'm really a ballads and show tunes man, myself.

I could kill the fuck out of a rendition of "Wind Beneath My Wings" that was actually about Wings, for example.

Or a version of "Castle On a Cloud" featuring eyer as an abused urchin in a rural French tavern (which would explain a lot).

Or an extremely monotonous version of "Music of the Night" featuring Busybody as a deformed subterranean whacko trying to teach Christine about the evils of the Obama Administration. (Walk-on part for NeverEndingMuppet as his love interest.)

Or (just spitballing here) a complete rendition of the H.M.S. Pinafore recast with Skiddles in all the roles saying "Fuck you" in various rhythms and combinations.

Lot of possibilities here, bruh. Just trying to broaden your horizons.

 

[Ishmael]

Finally! But you didn't say no names.

Did I need to?

Ishmael

 

[smoothg103rd]

The catch is, you got to use two or more people from Lit user name in the same verse.

Did I need to?

Ishmael

Um, yeah.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm really a ballads and show tunes man, myself.

I could kill the fuck out of a rendition of "Wind Beneath My Wings" that was actually about Wings, for example.

Or a version of "Castle On a Cloud" featuring eyer as an abused urchin in a rural French tavern (which would explain a lot).

Or an extremely monotonous version of "Music of the Night" featuring Busybody as a deformed subterranean whacko trying to teach Christine about the evils of the Obama Administration. (Walk-on part for NeverEndingMuppet as his love interest.)

Or (just spitballing here) a complete rendition of the H.M.S. Pinafore recast with Skiddles in all the roles saying "Fuck you" in various rhythms and combinations.

Lot of possibilities here, bruh. Just trying to broaden your horizons.

Let me see what you got.

 

[Ishmael]

Um, yeah.

Two or more? Stirring the bucket are ya?

Way to personal, way too yesterday.

Only tomorrow counts.

You have all the information you need to make you own decisions.

Ishmael

 

[CyranoJ]

Aiight. Back in a sec.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Two or more? Stirring the bucket are ya?

Way to personal, way too yesterday.

Only tomorrow counts.

You have all the information you need to make you own decisions.

Ishmael

Scared to put a name behind it, huh?

 

[Ishmael]

Scared to put a name behind it, huh?

Ya, I'm the inveterate coward. Or maybe I have no axe to grind. You figure it out.

Ishmael'

 

[smoothg103rd]

If I ever see "Robdownsouth" I'm punching on em. If I ever catch "toubab" on the court, I'm dunking on Em. It's "smoothg" and I always keep it "103rd". I wouldn't fuck "dolf" even if her pussy was made of gold.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ya, I'm the inveterate coward. Or maybe I have no axe to grind. You figure it out.

Ishmael'

Why do you always talk in riddles?

 

[Ishmael]

Why do you always talk in riddles?

It's q gift.

Ishmael

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's q gift.

Ishmael

Maybe a curse.

 

[Ishmael]

Maybe a curse.

*chuckle* Who's to decide?

You're a celebrity baby I hear your name
dropped all over town.
You want everyone to love you
but you have no love to give.

Wrapped up tighter than a Saranwrap
Chicken breast.

Ya, you're a celebrity baby, every one knows your name
We see it on billboards in the air.
Everyone cares.............on the phone.
Until they understand that you just have anything to give.

Wrapped tighter than a Saranwrap
Chicken breast.

Tightly wrapped and thoroughly jaded
and you wonder why your star has faded
so quickly every where you look
Your soul is frozen, you have no lopve to give.

Why do you look for those one way streets.
You're like cross town traffic baby.

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

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[toubab]

If I ever see "Robdownsouth" I'm punching on em. If I ever catch "toubab" on the court, I'm dunking on Em. It's "smoothg" and I always keep it "103rd". I wouldn't fuck "dolf" even if her pussy was made of gold.

My old self would block your shot, smoove. The only thing you would be dunking would be a donut at the coffee shop after the game.