Rant and request for PMs within.

[Never]

I have been abandoned by my Muse. ~sniffs~ I think she went to the Mediterranean to suck the fingers of some gorgeous looking Greek boy named Panogeotis. It's not fair I tell you! I have fingers too. Maybe I don't have a rugged build or boyish charm or a nine inch cock but I've been told I'm a great listener so I think it all evens out.

That, and I'm dealing with sexual frustration but I am too strong to give into it because I have a bet and Never doesn't lose! Besides, I was weakening last evening until some psycho drama interfered with my libidinous bliss. And did I mention the fact that I hate humans? Every last one of yah, you're all inferior to Nevers and cats.

I'd hate you so much less if I could get off once in awhile but that's to much to ask, isn't it?? And no miles, I did not get laid this weekend.

Now, I'm about to flood the board with thread about how meaningless everything is but if people were to PM me I might not do that.
Not that I want PMs about not flooding the board with meaningless threads. I just want PMs. Lots of them. NOW.

Please?
And Thank you in advance.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I can kick that pandork's ass for ya. Mess up his face a little and make him very unattractive. Couple with his testosterone created personality disorder, your muse will be back in no time. Or you could come with and we could all cruise the hot spots.

 

[Never]

Killer, you're a life saver.
I don't want him dismembered just permanently disfigured though, I'm a humanitarian yah know?

After that then we can all go cruising, that way I can get a preemptive strike against any Italian guys she starts sharing looks with.

 

[cymbidia]

Maybe I don't have a rugged build or boyish charm or a nine inch cock

You could have a nine inch cock if you wanted one.

www.stockroom.com

 

[Never]

Re: Re: Rant and request for PMs within.

You could have a nine inch cock if you wanted one.

www.stockroom.com

Oh, my muse is going to flip when she sees that link!...

So, cym, why do you ask DCL little questions but ask me big, ole questions yet never look back at the thread? Hmmm?

 

[sexy-girl]

wow and i always thought you must get LOADS of pms anyway


you didnt answer my question in the other thread have i missed my chance to tap the fountain of knowledge that is never ?


"why do i always fancy smart ass know it all women ?"

and i should add women that can finish a tootsie lolli in under 800 licks

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Re: Rant and request for PMs within.

So, cym, why do you ask DCL little questions but ask me big, ole questions yet never look back at the thread? Hmmm?

I like you better than i like DCL so i have to be correspondingly tougher on you cuz i know you can handle it. Besides, i'm working up to the big questions for DCL, too.

And i *did* look back at the thread. I smiled. I cheered. I knew you'd come through. I just didn't post again cuz it didn't seem to need anything else from me. Anything else from me would simply have been vainglorious posturing. The gods forbid i do any of that! I get enough shit for posting pics of needles through my nips!

 

[Never]

sexy-girl.. I want more PMs!
More! More!


Okay, the answer to your question is, because we're so incredibly hot and desirable. Everyone has a thing for smart-assed women as we happed to be irresistible.

 

[plasticman33]

and i should add women that can finish a tootsie lolli in under 800 licks

My God, you counted?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I like you better than i like DCL so i have to be correpondingly tougher on you cuz i know you can handle it.

That's it, talk her in from the ledge...

 

[TN_Vixen]

*waves tupperware*

 

[cymbidia]

That's it, talk her in from the ledge...

I don't think she's sleeping enough, quite frankly, and the loss of her muse seems to have unnerved her. All the same - and like you - she's wonderful, don't you think?

 

[Guest]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.......

 

[Never]

No, plastic man, I counted. 662.

And DCL.
Remember that comment you made about the 'How New Yorkers see the world' map the New Yorker ran? Something about imitations of the original not being nearly as good?
Well, if memory serves you hopped on the 'ask me' bandwagon a day late.. so

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Not sleeping? Are we talking about a muse or an actual person here? I hate metaphore. End of an affair is it? Sorry to hear it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, if memory serves you hopped on the 'ask me' bandwagon a day late.. so

And..?

 

[Never]

cymbidia
"I don't think she's sleeping enough, quite frankly, and the loss of her muse seems to have unnerved her. "

I was getting better until you mentioned her departure, now I will huddle in the corner and weep.

 

[Never]

You know cym.
I'd feel foolish with on of these on.

http://www.stockroom.com/g/j013nic.jpg

 

[Guest]

Ok, I'm here. You can all calm down. Sexy-girl, you may continue the pms. All you horny males may not. Cymbidia, thank you very much for that link. I like to keep my investment options open.

 

[sexy-girl]

you'd feel even more foolish if it was one of these

 

[Never]

Ok, I'm here. You can all calm down. Sexy-girl, you may continue the pms. All you horny males may not. Cymbidia, thank you very much for that link. I like to keep my investment options open.

Joy!
She's back! ..now I'll go back to working on my worthless junk...

And sexy-girl,
I don't know. I might have some use for it at least.

 

[plasticman33]

Ok, I'm here. You can all calm down. Sexy-girl, you may continue the pms. All you horny males may not. Cymbidia, thank you very much for that link. I like to keep my investment options open.

Darn, no horny males allowed, this is unfair to horny males everywhere!

 

[Never]

... Okay.
Hows about .. six more?

 

[Never]

Come on.. just a few more?
Pretty please?

 

[Never]