Random Words You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex.

[Black_Bird]

Lobotomy.

 

[QuickDuck]

though experience "oh shit" is generally not good.

 

[Smiley777]

Grandma.

 

[HeavyStick]

Is that cum or puss?

 

[Black_Bird]

"Oh my god, honey! I think I broke it."

 

[glamorilla]

is it in yet?

 

[Lady X]

"Hi Honey, Im Home!!"

 

[QuickDuck]

Glam, Lady X...... all i can say to that is OMG!!! *lol*

 

[Lady X]

Glam, Lady X...... all i can say to that is OMG!!! *lol*

......funny Duck........

 

[Jim_Henson]

Oops, slipped

 

[glamorilla]

um...is it supposed to look like that?

 

[Lady X]

"You wanna stick that thing WHERE?"

 

[Renegade]

"By the way, I'm late."

 

[HeavyStick]

There was a string?

 

[glamorilla]

you had mcdonalds for lunch again didnt you?

 

[Liontamr]

Are you finished yet?

 

[QuickDuck]

anything good on TV?

 

[Renegade]

"Mind if I turn the lights off while we do this?"

 

[Lady X]

"Thats an extra $20......."

 

[HeavyStick]

Put on a black condom... it'll make you look bigger.

 

[HeavyStick]

Your throat's not as deep as your mom's.

 

[HeavyStick]

Can you wait for me to get drunk at least?

 

[QuickDuck]

10 green bottles, sitting on the wall....

 

[Renegade]

"I've got a headache."

Wait, that's before the sex, not during.

 

[glamorilla]

isn't that supposed to be pink?