Random survery for fun and profit...well, just for fun (sorry).

[Keroin]

Just made this up because I could. C&P and fill in the blanks, if you want. Feel free to add onto it. Enjoy.



The colour that most annoys me is:

I used to:

In five years:

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be:

When I’m feeling down I:

I wish I could:

My favourite season is:

Please don’t ever ask me to:

When I die, I would like people to say:

I don’t understand:

You’ll know when I’m happy because:

I believe:

 

[sb2009]

The colour that most annoys me is: tourquise

I used to: think there was an answer to everything

In five years: i will have a kid that's a freshman in college

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: trashy

When I’m feeling down I: take a nap

I wish I could: wear a size 6

My favourite season is: Fall

Please don’t ever ask me to: walk your dog

When I die, I would like people to say: She did her best and it was good enough.

I don’t understand: why everything has to be so fucking complicated

You’ll know when I’m happy because: i giggle

I believe: not much

 

[00Syd]

The colour that most annoys me is: Yellow

I used to: Hike. And fish.

In five years: I'll hopefully have learned to act like an adult and be responsible and shit.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Not NYC. Oops, that's two words.

When I’m feeling down I: Watch TV to try and ignore it.

I wish I could: Fly.

My favourite season is: Spring.

Please don’t ever ask me to: Wash the dishes.

When I die, I would like people to say: that they loved my work.

I don’t understand: most science.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I will probably, very enthusiastically and loudly, tell you just why I am so happy.

I believe: In medium-rare steaks.

 

[MisterSir]

The colour that most annoys me is: hot pink.

I used to: complain and mean it. Now I just complain without meaning it.

In five years: I'll have been doing this for six years and will still only be 27.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: tolerable.

When I’m feeling down I: hit things with other things. Often people.

I wish I could: nail Smells Like Teen Spirit.

My favourite season is: winter. If it snowed more regularly here I'd be in heaven.

Please don’t ever ask me to: fuck you in front of an audience. Performance anxiety is bad enough when I'm simply making music

When I die, I would like people to say: that bastard! Those marks he gave me still haven't gone away!

I don’t understand: trigonometry, or how people at London Bridge station can walk so slowly as if they don't know they're holding up traffic.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'm making over-the-top proclamations about how supremely awesome and sextacular I am.

I believe: in the freedom of music, of glittering prizes and endless compromises

 

[midwestyankee]

What's a survery? Is that like vaginal surgery? Or is it some weird kind of serfdom to network servers? Or perhaps it's that little shop on the corner where you can rent a surveyor's transit?

 

[teknight]

I believe: In medium-rare steaks.

A(wo)men!

The colour that most annoys me is: pink

I used to: be a kid?

In five years: I might still be a kid, but a 31 y.o. one

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Suburbia!

When I’m feeling down I: get mopey. Listening to Rammstein helps.

I wish I could: be less of a fatalist. (ha!)

My favourite season is: summer

Please don’t ever ask me to: umm...

When I die, I would like people to say: Nah. He's not dead. He's just kiddin'.
Or: Whoever's gonna rule the world now?

I don’t understand: stupid people. Nor ignorance.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'm smiling.

I believe: I have a lot to learn....

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

The colour that most annoys me is: Yellow. It's so.. nothing.

I used to: think that I was strange

In five years: I want to be on the way to the rest of my life. Degree finished, starting a family.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Homey

When I’m feeling down I: reread old emails

I wish I could: figure out how to get from point a to point b in life

My favourite season is: Autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to: watch Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels again

When I die, I would like people to say: That I tried my best and was a good friend

I don’t understand: Why the abbrieviation for 'mole' is 'mol'

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I believe everything really will be alright

I believe: in a thing called love. Just listen to the rythym of my heart.

 

[Keroin]

What's a survery? Is that like vaginal surgery? Or is it some weird kind of serfdom to network servers? Or perhaps it's that little shop on the corner where you can rent a surveyor's transit?

Peasant. Everyone knows a survery is...

...until the late 12th century when...

...avocados...

...said, "I don't care if this is the Kremlin, I want my donkey back!"...

...746 times...

...and that is how it came to be known as a survery.



My apologies if you missed portions of the explanation. Bad connection.

 

[midwestyankee]

Peasant. Everyone knows a survery is...

...until the late 12th century when...

...avocados...

...said, "I don't care if this is the Kremlin, I want my donkey back!"...

...746 times...

...and that is how it came to be known as a survery.



My apologies if you missed portions of the explanation. Bad connection.

Yeah. The fucking border guards at the north end of Montana cut the string on my phone line to B.C. Now when I pick up the phone all I get is a round tomato soup stain around my ear.

 

[midwestyankee]

The color that most annoys me is: Puce. I have no flipping idea what color puce really is but the name squicks me out like a closeup of a prince albert.

I used to: fear redheads.

In five years: I hope to be waking up on the upper side of the grass.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: constipated.

When I’m feeling down I: eat prunes.

I wish I could: fuck like I did when I was twenty with the knowledge and skills I currently possess.

My favorite season is: salt. Oh, not seasoning? That would be golf season.

Please don’t ever ask me to: use the word "fluffy" in a sentence.

When I die, I would like people to say: Well, at least he left all that great scotch behind.

I don’t understand: idiocy.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'm teasing someone.

I believe: love is a verb.

 

[teknight]

Peasant. Everyone knows a survery is...

...until the late 12th century when...

...avocados...

...said, "I don't care if this is the Kremlin, I want my donkey back!"...

...746 times...

...and that is how it came to be known as a survery.



My apologies if you missed portions of the explanation. Bad connection.

The way I heard it, the Kremlin wanted the donkey back...

BTW: Why are you apologizing that this survey is just for fun?! Were you going to share the prophets?

 

[YourCaptor]

The colour that most annoys me is:
Curtis!!! GaaaaRggghhh!!

I used to:
Date chicks cause they were hot

In five years:
I’ll be in a foreign environment

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be:
Sloven (not my house)

When I’m feeling down I:
Keep pushing on

I wish I could:
Find the soul mate and fill the void

My favourite season is:
Spring

Please don’t ever ask me to:
Catch

When I die, I would like people to say:
Fuck this, life is nothing without him, I’m going with

I don’t understand:
Spelling

You’ll know when I’m happy because:
I’m super energetic

I believe:
I can almost fly, so close, just a little harder

So whats my cut of the profits?

 

[rida]

The colour that most annoys me is: none

I used to: want to be an astronomer

In five years: I'll be in the middle of dealing with teen-aged kids!

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: lively

When I’m feeling down I: keep smiling. (but at times end up doing something stupid)

I wish I could: fix bipolar

My favourite season is: "tank top & jeans" weather

Please don’t ever ask me to: gutter fish

When I die, I would like people to say: damn I miss her chatters

I don’t understand: square roots, currency trends, war

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'm bouncing off the walls and I cannot keep my eyes open because I'm smiling too big

I believe: in fate and making your own destiny

 

[graceanne]

The colour that most annoys me is: orange

I used to: be skinny

In five years: i'll be 37

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: comfortable

When I’m feeling down I: take a bath.

I wish I could: see my cousin one more time.

My favorite season is: winter

Please don’t ever ask me to: post nude photos. Cause it aint ever gonna happen.

When I die, I would like people to say: that they loved me.

I don’t understand: people.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: ... no idea

I believe: in Jesus.

 

[KoPilot]

The colour that most annoys me is: Hunter green

I used to: Believe that Los Angeles was the only place I could see myself living

In five years: I hope to be living in Vancouver with the love of my life <3

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Dirty

When I’m feeling down I: Still have a hard time recovering :[

I wish I could: Find a real job

My favourite season is: Autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to: Provide a shoulder to cry on

When I die, I would like people to say: "She lived in NYC, became an expat, made lots of cool arts, and didn't afraid of anything."

I don’t understand: How I developed anxiety problems. :\

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I talk and smile a lot.

I believe: In living without regrets- everything is a worthwhile experience.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

The colour that most annoys me is: *ponders* no it's pink. Pink. baby pink.

I used to: think boys had cooties

In five years: I'll be chillin in oz healin' up yo' studs and yo' bitches and yo' cows and yo' whatever the hell you want me to. All things Big and Small.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Uni.

When I’m feeling down I: wallow

I wish I could: be there now

My favourite season is: Early fall, mid-spring

Please don’t ever ask me to: leave

When I die, I would like people to say: that they'll miss me

I don’t understand: Humanity.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: My giddy annoyance factor begins to multiply on a logrithmic curve.

I believe: in love (all kinds)

 

[BiBunny]

The colour that most annoys me is: Either orange or brown.

I used to: Show horses.

In five years: I want to be debt-free.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Dull.

When I’m feeling down I: Drink.

I wish I could: Write a novel.

My favourite season is: Probably spring.

Please don’t ever ask me to: Talk dirty to you for free.

When I die, I would like people to say: "We just lost a brilliant mind."

I don’t understand: Why people are so stupid.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'm playful.

I believe: Everything happens for a reason. If I didn't believe this, I'd go crazy.

 

[teknight]

The colour that most annoys me is: Either orange or brown.

you hate the Cleveland Browns?! And Halloween?

Please don’t ever ask me to: Talk dirty to you for free.

How much do you charge?

 

[neci]

The colour that most annoys me is:
i love color. sometimes a harsh color just needs the right compliment and it can brighten a room.

I used to: work 70 hours a week.

In five years: things will be different and the same.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: home.

When I’m feeling down I: breathe. focus. meditate. kick the dog.

I wish I could: sleep right now.

My favourite season is: fall

Please don’t ever ask me to: ask what you want, i know how to say no.

When I die, I would like people to say: well lived.

I don’t understand: biochemistry. my brain just doesn't want to get it.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: there is peace in my smile.

I believe: yes. i believe.

 

[rekane]

The colour that most annoys me is: peach (pastels, for the most part)

I used to: be absolutely certain. Now? not so much.

In five years: I will have brushed my teeth 3650 times, give or take.

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: pretty (outside)

When I’m feeling down I: call friends or sleep.

I wish I could: skate without getting injured.

My favourite season is: autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to: eat liver

When I die, I would like people to say: that was the best funeral ever!

I don’t understand: accounting.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I smile and/or speak french.

I believe: less than I used to.

 

[Cattypuss]

The colour that most annoys me is: royal blue

I used to: play the clarinet

In five years: I will be 48

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: beautiful

When I’m feeling down I: crave solitude

I wish I could: feel more confident

My favourite season is: autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to: give up my dog

When I die, I would like people to say: I miss the way she made me laugh

I don’t understand: calculus

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I'll be acting like a relaxed person

I believe: that most people mean well

 

[Lady_Fiona]

The colour that most annoys me is: Red

I used to: be happy

In five years: I'll still be stuck in a rut

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: Chaos

When I’m feeling down I: eat, cry and rant.

I wish I could: be single

My favourite season is:spring and autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to: not care

When I die, I would like people to say: she was a good friend, she had a good heart.

I don’t understand: lying, selfishness, hurting people.

You’ll know when I’m happy because: you will see it in my eyes.

I believe: that everything comes to he who waits.

 

[ecstaticsub]

The colour that most annoys me is beige

I used to move every 2-3 years

In five years I'll be paying for 2 kids in college

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be HOME

When I’m feeling down I phone a friend, make a drink and talk for hours.

I wish I could run a road race.

My favourite season is autumn

Please don’t ever ask me to lie to my husband.

When I die, I would like people to say I was fun to be around, that I was a good person who made them smile.

I don’t understand was people think being a bitch is a positive personality trait.

You’ll know when I’m happy because I can't stop smiling.

I believe that going through life with a positive attitude is the best way to get positive results.

 

[seela]

The colour that most annoys me is: violet

I used to: hate mustard

In five years: I'm hopefully married

If I had to pick one word to describe the place I live it would be: airy

When I’m feeling down I: call a friend or buy shoes

I wish I could: find enough time to learn French and express myself in English without problems

My favourite season is: spring or September, can't decide

Please don’t ever ask me to: dance in public

When I die, I would like people to say: She was one classy broad

I don’t understand: people, who refuse to watch great movies because they're subtitled

You’ll know when I’m happy because: I babble a lot and/or find it impossible to stay still

I believe: I can flyyyyyyy, I believe I can touch the skyyyyy (Thank you Keroin, now the song will be stuck in my head for hours. It's worse than Forever Young.)

 

[MisterSir]

When I die, I would like people to say: "She lived in NYC, became an expat, made lots of cool arts, and didn't afraid of anything."

Bahaha! Have an epitaph:

'i think kopolit is a pretty cool guy. seh moves howses and doesn't afraid of anything.
19XX - 20XX'​