Random stuff I hear myself say.

[TheYoungGentleman]

Ok, I have determined that I say the stupidest things when I am alone and my mind is not doing something....this is what I just said:


I'm gonna make myself a slutty cheese sandwich.


Pray tell, how does one make, a slutty cheese sandwich? and is it something that someone would actually eat?

I anticipate your laughter and you poking fun at me.


I may have some more odd things to post, feel free to put your own up here.