Random Question

[Just-Legal]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

 

[Liar]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

For the two finger scratch?

No slit in front of mine, so I din't know.

 

[Just-Legal]

Well, there is in these.

At this point I should note they belong to my partner. So does the T-Shirt.

 

[neonlyte]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

You have led a sheltered life, never visited a men's room?

Ever wondered how they use those funny shaped 'basins'?

Do you have images of them all standing with their trousers and boxers round their ankles while they point 'Percy at the Porcelain'?

On second thoughts, if those are the type of images you're having, maybe you haven't led a sheltered life

 

[Guest]

Boxers!

They usually come from socio-economically disadvantaged background. Most often, they are uneducated and taken advantage of by Don King.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Random Answer

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

Because it’s difficult to undo buttons while wearing 16 ounce gloves?

( Okay, so this is all theory rather than personal experience! )

 

[SummerMorning]

There isn't, just depends on the boxers...

Some boxers have peckers.

8)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's the male version of the crotchless panty.

 

[Guest]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

So that the guy's best bits are easier to get at while driving along or even parked up somewhere.

Lou

 

[SummerMorning]

One word Lou:

slacks

 

[Guest]

One word Lou:

slacks

Nope, I keep myself very taught, ta muchly.

Lou

 

[Clare Quilty]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

Brain ventilation --prevents over-heating

 

[hotchkiss]

Brain ventilation --prevents over-heating

No hasn't anyone noticed that the stupid little buttons don't stay fastened, this can lead to pubic hair or worse getting caught in your zippa!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

To make it easier to take their pulse?

Or give it?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's the male version of the crotchless panty.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/12.gif

Oh...ouch, I just hurt myself laughing.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Okay, so why is there a slit in the front of boxer shorts?

So we can see where we're going, of course.

 

[Clare Quilty]

No hasn't anyone noticed that the stupid little buttons don't stay fastened, this can lead to pubic hair or worse getting caught in your zippa!

Buttons??? What ever are you talking about? I've never owned any underwear with buttons. Well, that's not exactly true. I used to have a union suit that had buttons, but they were in the back.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Buttons??? What ever are you talking about? I've never owned any underwear with buttons. Well, that's not exactly true. I used to have a union suit that had buttons, but they were in the back.

I haven't worn boxers since I was a child but back then (way back then), they had snaps in the fly.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

i know its there for bathroom purposes but it can be also used as a little short cut for us ladies who want to do a little licking...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: Random Question

No slit in front of mine, so I din't know.

The slit is for easier access, apparently pulling down the front is too much work for some people.

European boxers generally don't have a slit in front. The Euros apparently aren't as lazy as us Americans.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Re: Random Question

The slit is for easier access, apparently pulling down the front is too much work for some people.

European boxers generally don't have a slit in front. The Euros apparently aren't as lazy as us Americans.

It's not a matter of laziness; it's a matter of efficiency. Without the slit, a wearer of boxers would have to unfasten his pants and pull them down and also pull the boxers down, then hold his pants and underwear with one hand and aim with the other one. This is possible, of course, but more difficult than just unzipping your fly and fishing out your cock. I don't wear boxers but I do have a slit in my jockey shorts, and I find it easier to use the slit.

 

[SnoopDog]

It wasn't invented for this but what could be sexier than a girl that slowly unbuttons the slit of your boxers or the sight of your hard cock sticking out through the slit.

I guess it was Freud who said, 'In the end everything's related to sex'

Snoopy,

 

[Guest]

To make it easier to take their pulse?

That's my fave answer, followed by Quilty's "Brain ventilation". Hur hur hur.

Helen, you really are just legal, and too sweet for words.

Perdita

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Question

It's not a matter of laziness; it's a matter of efficiency. Without the slit, a wearer of boxers would have to unfasten his pants and pull them down and also pull the boxers down, then hold his pants and underwear with one hand and aim with the other one. This is possible, of course, but more difficult than just unzipping your fly and fishing out your cock. I don't wear boxers but I do have a slit in my jockey shorts, and I find it easier to use the slit.

Um... Easier access? Undoing and holding pants?

No such thing. I open the zipper, yank down the front of the boxers, and do my thing. Easy as nothing else. Don't need to guide mini-me through some cloth labyrinth to take a simple leak when I can just heave the bloke over the edge.

Americans, sheesh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Question

Um... Easier access? Undoing and holding pants?

No such thing. I open the zipper, yank down the front of the boxers, and do my thing. Easy as nothing else. Don't need to guide mini-me through some cloth labyrinth to take a simple leak.

Americans, sheesh.

I do the same thing.