Random poll of the audience

[Texguy84]

So, getting ready for a training exercise, and I am trying on my gas mask to make sure it is working properly, and it occurs to me... somewhere out there, a pervert is getting turned on by the thought of me in chem warfare gear. The face-obscuring mask, the camoflage charcoal-lined suit with the perma-wedgie induced by an elastic cord stretched up between my legs to get tied off at the waist. The clownish big ass rubber boots.

Admit it. At least one of you is getting ready to go right now.