Random dirty PMs

Yes I have.

I chat with them. After all were all on the boards to read what other's are talking about, or doing our own chatting. Plenty of awesome people here, sprinkled with some that are different. All can be fun if you allow it. I've spoken to many of things I would not normally speak about. It can be funny, and educational.
I do understand you ladies likely get bombed with pm's from us guys, and I do not. That said, I make the best of it. It can be interesting, if not, it likely will not last long anyhow.
I try to never show a poor attitude. We're all here basically for the same thing. To share, listen, learn, and chat, and enjoy. No?
 
The following types of PM will virtually guarantee NO response from me:

Type 1 - The "Hi, how are you? Wanna chat?" type. I get bombarded with random PMs every day, this is NOT going to stand out.

Type 2 - The "I am a x year old guy, tall, blonde hair, I like taking walks outside, reading, listening to music..." type. Seriously, I don't need your fucking life story! Put that kind of info in your profile bio and I'll look at it if I'm interested.

Type 3 - The "u r so fukin hot do u wana chat i av got a hard cok and waytin 4 UR response pm me bak" type. I understand that people have different levels of education, I don't wanna be a snob, but if you CAN write properly, make the effort. If you can't, maybe try a different avenue for meeting girls.

Type 4 - The "are you wanking? Is your pussy wet?" type. If I am, it's probably because somebody more creative than you has aroused me, and any time spent sending a message to you is time I COULD be spending on something genuinely arousing.

If you want a response there are two great ways to improve your chances:

1. Be funny
2. Be interesting

Either of these greatly improve your odds of getting a reply, and make my day far less tedious. If you wanna go for the random dirty type, that's fine, go for it, but make it interesting!
 
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When you say 'random', do you mean a PM from someone you don't know?

If so then I have had rather a lot... although usually fairly gentle on the dirty side in opening.

I don't think this message board software allows you to send 'random' PMs (and nor should it, that would be really odd I think... and a little pointless :) ).

Edit: SexByNumbers post makes me recall one particular PM.

It consisted simply of 'hru'.

I later found out this is a very clever and witty way of askinging someone how they are! ;) Needless to say that conversation didn't go far.

I also notice a lot of online video streaming sites have fake IM windows trying to get you to reply (don't know if it's an advertising click counter or actually hoping for email addresses etc).

They always open with something like 'Wots ur email addy?'.

Now I have been single longer than most people and am probably more in the beggars and choosers camp than anything, but I would have to be ten times more desperate than I am to want to reply to a girl like that (assuming we didn't all know they were fake IMs in the first place). ;)
 
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Yes I meant from someone you don't know. I used to and still do but its cool.
 
Does anyone want any random dirty PMs just PM me Ill fix you up

I am sorry to derail, but I can't help it.

Someone PMs you to request you send them a dirty PM, and you will do so... and consider it 'random'?

Do you honestly not see that it is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE?
 
I am sorry to derail, but I can't help it.

Someone PMs you to request you send them a dirty PM, and you will do so... and consider it 'random'?

Do you honestly not see that it is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE?

LOL

I'm just pretending theyre random
 
Has this ever happened to you and how do you usual respond?

There's two threads in the Playground along the lines of "Dirty PM Fan Club" or something similar. People post there stating that they DO want a random dirty PM. It's quite popular.
 
My policy is to welcome all PMs, particularly those of a really dirty nature, with arms (or mouth) wide open;)
 
They can be quite a joy to find in one's inbox.

Sometimes a girl simply wants to comment on a post, or on a photo.

Some of the "unexpected"--which I think is a better term than 'random'--PM's have led to fun and friendships for me.

So I thoroughly welcome them.

Though it is a shame that one's inbox is so tiny.
 
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