Ramblings on sexuality, sex and marriage/attachment

[parodyluvr75]

My husband has been cheating on me by masturbating to pictures of women some other guy download claiming he's the girl in the picture and is a 20 year old coed who likes drunk loser guys with tiny limp penises.

I only have sex when I have to. Which consists of five minutes of him trying to shove his tiny soggy noodle in me. I was even nice last time and suggested he shellac that puppy so it can stay perky.

I do have a thing going on with the pool guy, the mail man and vacuum cleaner salesman. All three are hung and stay hard for hours.

My husband claims he's kinky, should I tell him about my encounters or will that damage his ego?

 

[sweepthefloor]

LOL. Never bruise the ego.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wise advice.

 

[greengamegirl]

My husband has been cheating on me by masturbating to pictures of women some other guy download claiming he's the girl in the picture and is a 20 year old coed who likes drunk loser guys with tiny limp penises.

I only have sex when I have to. Which consists of five minutes of him trying to shove his tiny soggy noodle in me. I was even nice last time and suggested he shellac that puppy so it can stay perky.

I do have a thing going on with the pool guy, the mail man and vacuum cleaner salesman. All three are hung and stay hard for hours.

My husband claims he's kinky, should I tell him about my encounters or will that damage his ego?

Your husband has been masturbating to pictures of women...it doesn't sound like he has done more than that.

I'm not sure he has an ego since it doesn't bother him when you insult his cock. Maybe he likes the abuse and nothing you say will bother him.

Tell him...don't tell him...I don't think he would care either way. He seems more interested in pictures than you for some reason.

 

[thør]

No milk man?

 

[sweepthefloor]

He seems more interested in pictures than you for some reason.

Your boyfriend told me last night he liked my tit-pix better than you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No milk man?

I did for awhile but they put him on a new milk run.


I've been eyeing the UPS guy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your husband has been masturbating to pictures of women...it doesn't sound like he has done more than that.

I'm not sure he has an ego since it doesn't bother him when you insult his cock. Maybe he likes the abuse and nothing you say will bother him.

Tell him...don't tell him...I don't think he would care either way. He seems more interested in pictures than you for some reason.

So I shouldn't have told him to shellac it? I thought I was being helpful.