Quote of the Day...

[kidthor]

"It just doesn't feel like my birthday untill there's cake in my crotch." - Heard it on TV...thought it was damn funny!

 

[Ezarc]

 

[kidthor]

"In my dream I was drowning my sorrows and my sorrows, they learned to swim." - U2

 

[lobito]

Direct quote form my Wife this a.m.

"I'm gonna fuck you like there's no tomorrow, when I get home today"

that's my favorite quote of the day.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Nicholas Parsons: "And your motto was..."

Rick Mayall: "Never, ever bloody anything bloody ever. That's my motto. Live my life by that."

Nicholas Parsons: " 'I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because... never ever bloody anything bloody ever?' "

Rick Mayall: "You're pissed, Nicholas."

*** The Comic Strip Presents: My Jolly Lives Nextdoor ***

I just love that bit.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"Ah, what could be better than living above an off-licence?"

"Living in one?"

-Mr Jolly...., again

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I'm gonna fuck you like there's no tomorrow, when I get home today"

Very nice to hear quotes like that...but I prefer "I want to get fucked like there's no tomorrow, when I get home today"

 

[OooDonna]

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death

 

[kidthor]

"Life used to be life-like." - Ani Difranco

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"A woman drove me to drink. And I've never had the chance to thank her." - W C Fields

 

[Star of Penumbra]

"You know, I died once."
"...Yeah?"

 

[kidthor]

"I used to be a superhero. No one could hurt me. Not even myself. You were like a phonebooth that I somehow stumbled into. Now, look at me. I am just like everybody else." - Ani Difranco

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Unlike genius, stupidity has no limits" - Einstein

 

[sarahuk4]

Better to be born lucky than rich ......

 

[kidthor]

"Scuse me Sweet thang. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?" - Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

 

[LordOfDarkness]

"It just doesn't feel like my birthday untill there's cake in my crotch." - Heard it on TV...thought it was damn funny!

nice avatar. who's the horse?

 

[Guest]

 

[kidthor]

Re: Re: Quote of the Day...

nice avatar. who's the horse?

...Funny I should read this after just changing it... ...The hores is Shadowfax, from Lord of the Rings Fame...Don't know if he will make it into the movies or not though...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

People who are willing to give up freedoms to ensure safety deserve neither freedom nor safety...ben franklin

 

[Bogey77]

Quote

"Man is the only animal that blushes, or has need to."--Mark Twain

 

[kidthor]

"Oop! Ack!" - Bill the Cat

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So this in a sig line somewhere before

Falling in love is like giving your hart to someone and asking them to treat it like there own, and praying they don't put it on a shelve to get dusty or broke

 

[kidthor]

Long and not very optimistic quote about Love...

'Have you ever been in love?"
'Horrible isn't it?"
'It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like, "Maybe we should just be friends," or "How perceptive," turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.'

'It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart-pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love.'

'I hate love.'

~ Rose Walker from "The Kindly Ones" by Neil Gaiman

 

[Dietrich K.]

" it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees"

You've got it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.

 

[kidthor]

"Head! Pants! Now!" Mr. McKenzie ( Mike Meyers ) from "So I Married an Axe Murderer."