Quitting smoking makes you fart.

[SilvaTungDevil]

Somebody back me up on this. Something to do with swallowing lots of air.

 

[Angel]

Actually, it just makes me want to smoke.

And kill people.

 

[bknight2602]

I don't smoke, nuless after sex, and I still fart!

 

[marksgirl]

Well then that settles that, I'm not quitting.

 

[honeylick]

Somebody back me up on this. Something to do with swallowing lots of air.

you should change your av to fartman...

lets see that lumpy ass.

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: Quitting smoking makes you fart.

you should change your av to fartman...

lets see that lumpy ass.

Way to go honey

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

See, this is why I never a start a serious thread like this one. Nobody gives my incredible insmelligence the respect it deserves.

 

[honeylick]

See, this is why I never a start a serious thread like this one. Nobody gives my incredible insmelligence the respect it deserves.

-whew-

ill respect it... but please spray some air freshener

you have my eyes watering now...

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

See everybody! I am normal! Seriously!

Remember
1. Everyone has gas in the digestive tract.
2. People often think they pass too much gas when they don't.
3. Passing gas 14 to 23 times a day is normal.
4. Two ways to reduce the amount of gas you have are the following:

Cut down on the foods that cause gas.
Reduce the amount of air you swallow.

From an article I read here .

Which also says that quitting smoking can cause gas. Sheesh. This thread is so serious that I went out and research.

 

[honeylick]

...I went out and research.

golf-clap
-sly smile-

 

[Rambling Rose]

This looks like a good place for a Stick-Up!

 

[HeavyStick]

STD in action.

 

[bknight2602]

Yea except for the top one!

 

[marksgirl]

Yea except for the top one!

He could be in drag.

 

[bknight2602]

He could be in drag.

I hadn't thought of that!

 

[marksgirl]

I hadn't thought of that!

Just goes to show ya what goes on in my kinky mind!

 

[Strange man]

And I thought it only made you eat to much, get mean and irrational, and piss off all of your friends and family.

 

[marksgirl]

Beans, beans they are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal.


Ok.....I totally wacked out.......

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

See everybody! I am normal! Seriously!

3. Passing gas 14 to 23 times a day is normal.


From an article I read here .

Oh jesus, the day is only half over and I just used up my 23rd fart. I'm just gonna have to hang on tight to keep my newfound sense of normality. It's gonna take.......ooops. Never mind. I guess I'll never be normal.

 

[Shadowann2]

Oh jesus, the day is only half over and I just used up my 23rd fart. I'm just gonna have to hang on tight to keep my newfound sense of normality. It's gonna take.......ooops. Never mind. I guess I'll never be normal.

How long into the quiting process does this kick in? I've cut WAY back since the 1st, in an effort to quit, and so far, no excessive gas! I tried to quit cold turkey but I caved and I've had one a day so far. I will quit soon!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I tried to quit cold turkey but I caved and I've had one a day so far. I will quit soon!

Jeez, I'm using two different patches and chewing the gum, but I'm still allowing myself a half pack a day. Cold turkey, are you nuts?

 

[bknight2602]

How long into the quiting process does this kick in? I've cut WAY back since the 1st, in an effort to quit, and so far, no excessive gas! I tried to quit cold turkey but I caved and I've had one a day so far. I will quit soon!

Only one? Are you sure about this?

 

[Jimi]

Since 31st @ Midnight...

only 9 cigarettes.... DAMN! Wish the gaseous eructations would CEASE, However!

 

[Vilac]

Beans, beans they are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal.

We learned it slightly different when we were kids:

Beans, beans the musical fruit...
the more you eat, the more you toot...
the more you toot, the better you feel...
so eat your beans at every meal!

Not that it is any better or worse. Just sharing info. LOL

<toots and leaves>

V~~~