Quit showing me the WIND CHILL!!!

[4est_4est_Gump]

10º is cold enough as it is!


I can measure the temp by how fast it takes a dachshund to do its business...

 

[Ramone45]

10º is cold enough as it is!


I can measure the temp by how fast it takes a dachshund to do its business...

Plus, they don't know how I "feel"!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Plus, they don't know how I "feel"!

"Do you feel lucky punk?"

 

[Pookie]

Old men and their Weather Channel. *shakes head*

Either change the batteries in the remote or shut the fuck up.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

WTF is a "Weather Channel?"


My teletype still gets all of the weather station observations and I still map them on a daily basis!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They never mention the Dew Point or the Mountain Dew point!

 

[Pookie]

WTF is a "Weather Channel?"


My teletype still gets all of the weather station observations and I still map them on a daily basis!

Trysail is the alt you forgot to give Byron, isn't it?

 

[Pookie]

They never mention the Dew Point or the Mountain Dew point!

Mmmmm ... Mountain Dew.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I stand corrected, the idiot weather announcer just said the Dew Point is at zero.



This means nothing to 99.99999999999% of his viewers!

Only I get it!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mmmmm ... Mountain Dew.

With Gin...


Rummy!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Trysail is the alt you forgot to give Byron, isn't it?

I wish. I only gave him my stupid alts...



Like Algore; that always seemed to amuse him.

 

[Pookie]

With Gin...


Rummy!

It's the best mixer ever! Roofies probably run a close second.

 

[Pookie]

I wish. I only gave him my stupid alts...



Like Algore; that always seemed to amuse him.

You did give away some gold.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't know why he adored MarkovCain...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's the best mixer ever! Roofies probably run a close second.

Oh hell no!

Vodka and NyQuill™..., I just spent three days on that, but my cough is gone!

 

[Pookie]

Trivia:

Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew in the 1940s as a mixer. Soft drinks were regional in the 1930s, and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey, so the two men developed their own.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4f/03/c9/4f03c9fe7317fcf134da90c67d11a3cd.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Oh hell no!

Vodka and NyQuill™..., I just spent three days on that, but my cough is gone!

I said Mountain Dew.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That is trivial...



... but is it true? It is an era of fake news. Can any good come of this? First feels like, then sounds like?

 

[Pookie]

That is trivial...



... but is it true? It is an era of fake news. Can any good come of this? First feels like, then sounds like?

I got it from the highest Russian authorities.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I got it from the highest Russian authorities.

They are proclaiming a new ice age. That surely has to be FAUX News...

 

[trysail]

10º is cold enough as it is!


I can measure the temp by how fast it takes a dachshund to do its business...

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http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/cold/cold-images/windchill.gif


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[4est_4est_Gump]

You do realize that the military trained me in meteorology...


Right?

 

[Queertag45]

WTF is a "Weather Channel?"


My teletype still gets all of the weather station observations and I still map them on a daily basis!

You mean you can't read smoke signals?

 

[Pookie]

They are proclaiming a new ice age. That surely has to be FAUX News...

I said the highest, dammit.


https://lazerhorse.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/blind-toothless-drunk-russian.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I said the highest, dammit.


https://lazerhorse.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/blind-toothless-drunk-russian.jpg

I never thought my picture would get onto Lit...