QuickDuck

[Debbie]

I see you managed to escape after all.

 

[QuickDuck]

I see you managed to escape after all.

shhhhhh don;t tell anyone, but this looks like a good place to hide out while they search for me

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Debbie]

Sorry I forgot you were on the run.
Can you breathe down there?
And you need to speak up, your voice is muffled.

 

[QuickDuck]

Sorry I forgot you were on the run.

hmmm why did i just start to hum "Gaolbreak" by AC/DC?

 

[Debbie]

Sing it for us.

 

[QuickDuck]

OK

Sing it for us.

JAILBREAK
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Aus) (1976)
'74 Jailbreak (1984)
LIVE (1992)
SINGLE: Jailbreak/Fling Thing
SINGLE: Shake Your Foundations/Stand Up-Jailbreak(live)
(Young, Young & Scott)

There was a friend of mine on murder
And the judge's gavel fell
Jury found him guilty
Gave him sixteen years in hell
He said "I ain't spending my life here
I ain't living alone
Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang
I'm breakin' out and headin' home

Gonna make a jailbreak
And I'm lookin' towards the sky
I'm gonna make a jailbreak
Oh, how I wish that I could fly

All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
Got to be free

Jailbreak, let me out of here
Jailbreak, sixteen years
Jailbreak, had more than I can take
Jailbreak, yeah"

He said he'd seen his lady being fooled with
By another man
She was down and he was up
He had a gun in his hand
Bullets started flying everywhere
And people started to scream
Big man lying on the ground
With a hole in his body
Where his life had been
But it was -

All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
I got to be free

Jailbreak, jailbreak
I got to break out
Out of here

Heartbeats they were racin'
Freedom he was chasin'
Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing
But he made it out
With a bullet in his back

 

[Debbie]

I haven't heard of this song. I think I'll find it on the net and download it.

 

[QuickDuck]

I haven't heard of this song. I think I'll find it on the net and download it.

you haven't????? wow ok.

yep old AC/DC song

I am not a huge AC/DC fan, but i do have my favourites and this is one

in a radio interview with Angus Young once, he was sked "what makes a good song?".

his answer was "any song you can shout out 'OI!' to, on every beat"

hehehe yup that works

/wave
QD

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Is there a price on the duck's head? I'll sell him out for like a nickel if there is. This divorce thing is getting expensive.

 

[QuickDuck]

Is there a price on the duck's head? I'll sell him out for like a nickel if there is. This divorce thing is getting expensive.

hmm if there was, it would not be worth much.... maybe 1 or 2 cents?

they can;t afford to pay by the feather y'know

 

[Debbie]

Is there a price on the duck's head? I'll sell him out for like a nickel if there is. This divorce thing is getting expensive.

The price on his head is pretty good actually. I heard he was a rubber duckie smuggler. Inside the rubber duckies were small tapes of fantastic porn. It's the porn flic industry top honchos that are chasing him.

Oooops.

 

[QuickDuck]

The price on his head is pretty good actually. I heard he was a rubber duckie smuggler. Inside the rubber duckies were small tapes of fantastic porn. It's the porn flic industry top honchos that are chasing him.

Oooops.

hmm is it just me, or is there a whole heap of "head" jokes that could be made, but we skipped over?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

The price on his head is pretty good actually. I heard he was a rubber duckie smuggler. Inside the rubber duckies were small tapes of fantastic porn. It's the porn flic industry top honchos that are chasing him.

Oooops.

*Looking up porn flick top honchos in the Yellow Pages so I can drop a dime on the duck and cash in big time*

 

[QuickDuck]

*Looking up porn flick top honchos in the Yellow Pages so I can drop a dime on the duck and cash in big time*

hmmm what category would they be under?

 

[Debbie]

hmm is it just me, or is there a whole heap of "head" jokes that could be made, but we skipped over?

What? Like head hunter, head ache, head on over? Sorry.
Im heading on out of here for a short while.

 

[QuickDuck]

What? Like head hunter, head ache, head on over? Sorry.
Im heading on out of here for a short while.

hmm was i getting ahead of myself?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

hmmm what category would they be under?

Well "Porn Honchos" of course.

 

[Debbie]

hmm was i getting ahead of myself?

Groan, shaking my head.
IrishWolfhound, it's under HEAD porn honchos.

 

[QuickDuck]

Groan, shaking my head.
IrishWolfhound, it's under HEAD porn honchos.

Good point... since something like "Porn Head Honchos" just sounds like a product they would come out with

 

[QuickDuck]

actually... it sounds more like a corn chip brand

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Groan, shaking my head.
IrishWolfhound, it's under HEAD porn honchos.

So it's only the honchos of head porn that are after him? That's a fairly select group. I guess the reward won't be very big, after all.

 

[QuickDuck]

I guess the reward won't be very big, after all.

ummm wouldn;t that depend on how you look at it?

it might be a sellect group, but there are some big honcho's there

 

[cybergirly]

Originally posted by QuickDuck


it might be a sellect group, but there are some big honcho's there

Big honcho's? How big are they? *insert leering smilie*