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[carsonshepherd]

A back-cover blurb for a bosom-heaving paperback historical fiction novel. Time period, character names, plot all your choice (slight preference for Victorian England.) High spirited heroine and dashing rogue male lead a must... the gushier the better.

Best one makes my latest novel

 

[oggbashan]

Charlotte was astonished when she was told that her grandfather's will specified the unknown Lord Baddlesmere as executor and trustee of her inheritance. She was shocked to find that Lord Baddlesmere was not her grandfather's old friend because the title had passed to the young, lean and saturnine Ralph whom she had rejected as a suitor after he made unwelcome advances. Now she was at his mercy...

Og

 

[Sabledrake]

Chestnut-haired beauty Blythe Halstead was as spirited and untamed as her favorite steed. Rather than waste her time on needlecraft, fashion and the stifling morass of social obligation, she sought the freedom of the open country and the misty, forested lanes surrounding her family's estate. The worst fate she could imagine was to be bartered as a bride to the portly, stuffy, lecherous Lord Oliver.

Needing money to escape that loathsome marriage bed, Blythe disguised herself and took to the roads as a masked highwayman. One fateful night, as she was relieving a wealthy couple of their valuables, she heard approaching hoofbeats and turned to see a black horse and cloaked rider bearing down on her.

Geoffrey Hawke prided himself on being the most infamous rogue, robber and rakehell in the county. He was determined to find this new upstart poaching on his victims, and dispose of the competition.

But when he unmasked his foe, he found himself gazing into a pair of emerald-green eyes that stole his very heart away.

-- Sabledrake

 

[carsonshepherd]

wow! great

here was mine:

“Beautiful, headstrong Sabinne Marchand is sent by her parents from Paris to the drawing rooms and parlors of London to make a proper match. Chase Lawrence seems to fit the role to perfection and Sabinne’s fate seems sealed…until one moon-struck night when she is kidnapped by a mysterious, masked stranger and ransomed…Sabinne‘s wild ways cannot be tamed by any man and her captor is forced to subdue her with his kisses…”

*snooze*

 

[joeys-game]

' Enchanting Sarah Alexander is journeying to England to begin the rest of her life, the end of her life is how she percieves it. Sarah is about to be united in wedlock to the recently widowed Lord Humphrey, an arrogant, ill mannered portly man of mature years.
While travelling to her doomed new life Sarah encounters the man of her dreams, a young, rogue who is both daring in adventure yet sensitive in all the correct situations.
Sarah cannot just speak candidly to this young devil for fear of repercussions, she cleverly disguises herself as a young English gentleman who is quickly befriended by the object of her desire, will she be able to find a way to accomplish her dream and prevent her arranged mariage before the journey comes to fruition?

 

[Celtic Princess]

wow! great

here was mine:

“Beautiful, headstrong Sabinne Marchand is sent by her parents from Paris to the drawing rooms and parlors of London to make a proper match. Chase Lawrence seems to fit the role to perfection and Sabinne’s fate seems sealed…until one moon-struck night when she is kidnapped by a mysterious, masked stranger and ransomed…Sabinne‘s wild ways cannot be tamed by any man and her captor is forced to subdue her with his kisses…”

*snooze*

*raises eyebrow*


Sabinne?

 

[carsonshepherd]

*raises eyebrow*


Sabinne?

*kiss*

 

[NoJo]

I don't read bosom-heaving novels. Mind you, I do sort of have bosoms, so maybe I should give it a try.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't read bosom-heaving novels. Mind you, I do sort of have bosoms, so maybe I should give it a try.

me either... the blurb is part of the story, not the story itself. Hey Joe

 

[Celtic Princess]

*kiss*

Uh huh



*kissy*

 

[Dar~]

Carson, you need to respond to all your well wishers and participants, your stardom might reflect badly on you sychophants emotions

 

[carsonshepherd]

I did! i said they were all effing great. A lot better than mine, which is why I started the thread Thanks everyone