Quick question

I cringe when my wife says I just want to cuddle when I just wanna fuck, but I'm generous and cuddle anyway. She gets an extra slap in the ass for that shit when we do fuck. Cuddling ....shiiiivvvveerrrssss. grrrrrrr
 
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Good question, but first you've gotta have an agreed-upon definition of "intimate".
 
The last time I cuddled with a woman she suggested we go to a motel. I call the whole business LETTING NATURE RUN ITS COURSE.
 
Did you know you can rent a cuddler?

The Renta Cuddler is the same grrl who bareback blows strangers in cars by the docks.

She's also an upscale GFE Dinner Companion.

Thats why they're called whores.
 
There's sex that just involved a body and has nothing to do with a heart or a head.

Then yeah, even non-sexual cuddling that is about "I want to be near you" might be more intimate, at least for the heart and the head.

Then there's sex that's body, heart and head and cuddling is an extension of that. In that case I wouldn't say it's more intimate than the all-in sex, but it's lovely to express "I'm exhausted and I can't do much more right now than pant and make 'mmmm' noises" and still want to stay touching. Falling back asleep like that together or getting breath back and then discussing French toast being made, bonus.
 
Yeah thats all lovely.

Cuddling is the chickspeak request for necrophilia foreplay.
 
Yeah thats all lovely.

Cuddling is the chickspeak request for necrophilia foreplay.

I know the words you used and they're entertaining but I don't know how they apply.
Is it slang or is it Lance? Either way I am not Googling 'necrophilia foreplay.'

I'm gonna go with...boring?

I'm not an extreme individual so that's fine, but I'm not talking about a request. It is an instinct to be close, stay close, where the warmth of skin is like sunlight and comfort and there is bliss-splashed time to repeat things that occur spontaneously like 'I love you' and 'you make me happy.' Spend time together there and it's close under the skin and tongue, whispered in passing at parties or hands held while at a stop light.

I know it is impolite but *powerful swear word for emphasis* do I LOVE my husband.
 
Hell yes! You can have sex with someone you don't even particularly like, know that well or respect. You don't cuddle with anyone unless you have some sort or personal attachment beyond the genital areas.
 
If she wants to cuddle, use that as the path to sex.
 
I know the words you used and they're entertaining but I don't know how they apply.
Is it slang or is it Lance? Either way I am not Googling 'necrophilia foreplay.'

I'm gonna go with...boring?

I'm not an extreme individual so that's fine, but I'm not talking about a request. It is an instinct to be close, stay close, where the warmth of skin is like sunlight and comfort and there is bliss-splashed time to repeat things that occur spontaneously like 'I love you' and 'you make me happy.' Spend time together there and it's close under the skin and tongue, whispered in passing at parties or hands held while at a stop light.

I know it is impolite but *powerful swear word for emphasis* do I LOVE my husband.
If you love him why did you give him a retarded child? In my country we would kill that child at birth.


Sanjeet
 
If you love him why did you give him a retarded child? In my country we would kill that child at birth.


Sanjeet

Informative Style:
He raised both of my children from prior marriages and is an excellent dad.

Autistic Style:
Definitely. Definitely an excellent driver.

Bronzeage Style:
Your latter statement can't possibly be true based upon current evidence.

Recidiva Style:
Giggles and has a potato chip.
 
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