Quick one-liner challenge thread

[UberGutterSlut]

So THIS is the origin of the Eye Of The Tiger . . . .

yes the original title of the song was eye of the tiger kitten...but it had to be changed as some thought it might promote violence in kitty youth.

 

[UberGutterSlut]

where the hell did u people go

 

[cumallday]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

Kitty: What you doin' in my hood, jive turkey?

Jive Turkey: Just lookin' for your clitoris, baby. Gobble gobble gobble if you know what I mean?

 

[UberGutterSlut]

Kitty: What you doin' in my hood, jive turkey?

Jive Turkey: Just lookin' for your clitoris, baby. Gobble gobble gobble if you know what I mean?

Bahahaha now thats funny

 

[Liar]

This artwork actually have an already awesome title. (if you happen to know it, don't say - it'll spoil the spontaneous inspiration) But I'd like to see what you people would suggest it should be called:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/nwtpswhf.jpg

 

[UberGutterSlut]

This artwork actually have an already awesome title. (if you happen to know it, don't say - it'll spoil the spontaneous inspiration) But I'd like to see what you people would suggest it should be called:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/nwtpswhf.jpg

OMFG ITS HARRISON FORD

 

[Trombonus]

This artwork actually have an already awesome title. (if you happen to know it, don't say - it'll spoil the spontaneous inspiration) But I'd like to see what you people would suggest it should be called:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/nwtpswhf.jpg

Harolds plans for world domination come crashing to a halt when he realizes that the laser gun and battery pack he bought on eBay was actually a video game system.

 

[Venustas]

Time for a writing thread, kinda.

Rules: I throw out a topic. It could be a question, or a situaion, or something. You come up with a line, a caption, or whatever the current challenge is ASAP.

Fire at will until I change to a new challenge. Will try to update it daily or more.


---------


Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

Are they dry yet they fell in the loo earlier

 

[Rayshershay]

Time for a writing thread, kinda.

Rules: I throw out a topic. It could be a question, or a situaion, or something. You come up with a line, a caption, or whatever the current challenge is ASAP.

Fire at will until I change to a new challenge. Will try to update it daily or more.


---------


Challenge #1: It's 3 AM. You can't sleep to save your life and you have the munchies like it's college all over again. High time for a midnight snack. You stagger groggily out into the kitchen, only to find...

Jesus, son of God, Lord and Savior and All That Funk, caught red handed stuffing his face with your cheetos.

What do you say to him (or is that Him)?

I love your nails; where did you get them done?