Questions

[TheEarl]

Got this idea from flipping through the General Board. I don't know that many people there and I thought the idea could be executed better here and with my questions of course.

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
Why did you first come to the boards:
How would you describe yourself in one word:
Do you try to improve yourself:
Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
What is you worst fear:
Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
What would you consider your maxim:

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit: Two people - my sister and a very trusted friend who I told yesterday. No-one else.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here: Probably kuntmode's martial arts vs modern arts av that I saw today.

Why did you first come to the boards: Curiosity

How would you describe yourself in one word: Impatient

Do you try to improve yourself: Always. I dislike the thought that this is as good as I can get. IMHO the meaning of life is to make yourself the best that you can be.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of: Writing a How To on writing that people actually thought was half-decent. The rewrite of Seducing Dawn's pretty special too.

What is you worst fear: Spiders. And of not living my life to it's fullest.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you: My nick is The Earl because I speak with a posh English accent.

What would you consider your maxim: Experientia docet stultos (Experience Teaches Fools)

The Earl

 

[jfinn]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:

Just about everyone I know and if they don't it's only because it hasn't come up in conversation. Life is too short to worry about what other people think.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:

Hmmm, can't really think of one offhand.

Why did you first come to the boards:

Curiousity

How would you describe yourself in one word:

Odd

Do you try to improve yourself:

Yup, but it never works.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:

My series, The Human Condition, it's so much different than anything I've ever written before.

What is you worst fear:

I could give you a list, but as for one, nothing really jumps out at me.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:

I can touch my nose with my tongue -- and I have a very small nose.

What would you consider your maxim:

I think, therefore I'm dangerous.

Jayne

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)


stories by jfinn

 

[cherrylips_au]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
Why did you first come to the boards:
How would you describe yourself in one word:
Do you try to improve yourself:
Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
What is you worst fear:
Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
What would you consider your maxim:

The Earl

1. Yes a few it seems to grow but there will always be some that I will never tell about my erotic stories.

2. Not sure as I have them turned off at the moment.

3. A friend told me about this side of the site.

4.Watchful.

5.Yes in most things.

6.Yet to submit something that I'm really proud of, guess that explains why it's been a while between submissions.

7. Something happening to my family or fear of heights.

8. I'm mysterious.

9. ex nihilo nihil fit - Out of nothing nothing comes.

 

[Sabledrake]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
Why did you first come to the boards:
How would you describe yourself in one word:
Do you try to improve yourself:
Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
What is you worst fear:
Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
What would you consider your maxim:

1. Yes, a few people.
2. Being a Red Dwarf fan, I like Earl's
3. Heard good things about it from a reader.
4. Manipulative.
5. Yes.
6. Finished and posted my Constance epic.
7. Harm to my loved ones.
8. I have a fondness for robotic combat.
9. Never give up, never surrender!

Sabledrake

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit: My husband, my best friend, two other friends, and my mum - though she doesn't know the name of this place, she just know that I won $75 writing sexstories. The face she made...

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here: The one with a photo of a little mouse, and the text: "Go for the eyes, Bo! Go for the eyes! Rrrrraaaarrgh!!!"

Why did you first come to the boards: The first thing that happened was that I was browsing for something else than justs tories, found the Author's Hangout, saw an interesting post, answered it, and got caught.

How would you describe yourself in one word: Improving.

Do you try to improve yourself: Definitely. At first, I wrote mostly jerk-off stories, now I try to make the characters more 3-dimensional, the plots more detailed, and the events less random.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of: I won 2nd place in the 2002 Survivor Contest - only Chicklet beat me! There's no shame loosing to a worthy foe.

What is you worst fear: Fear itself.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you: I'm a very sensitive person, and harsh words and criticizm hurts me very much.

What would you consider your maxim: "It all depends on the situation."

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
Two of my closest female friends know that I write erotic stories and that I intend to publish them on a free website.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
I once saw a cartoon-style avatar of two girls - an angel and a devil - cuddling each other. I wanted to PM the owner to ask where they got it from because I'm in love with it and want it painted on everything I own.

Why did you first come to the boards:
I wanted someone to proof-read my first proper story to make sure it was worth continuing. I got a positive response and haven't looked back.

How would you describe yourself in one word:
depressed (ask me yesterday or tomorrow and you'll get a different answer)

Do you try to improve yourself:
In my creative works, I try. I'm not happy if my latest work isn't as good as what I consider my 'best' work. With stories I have usually succeeded and I think I will do until I reach a dead-end with my story-writing methods and have to rethink my approach.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
My reply to the 'describe your area' thread, or the snippet from Rhiana that I posted as a reply to the '6 sentences without repetition' thread.

What is you worst fear:
That I will die without ever being properly understood.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
When I'm not writing music or stories, I'm out pissing off the whole of Bristol in my Toyota Supra, easily the loudest car in the South West.

What would you consider your maxim:
I have two:
mo messed up than a teddybear massacre
or
The End is Nigh

...more...
ax

 

[gauchecritic]

q. Does anyone know that you write on Lit:

a. A few 'net friends'

q. What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:

a. Chicklets latest, I love that curve

q. Why did you first come to the boards:

a. To add my two penn'orth

q. How would you describe yourself in one word:

a. Do I have to say it? Gauche

q. Do you try to improve yourself:

a.Only the length of my hair (that's not to say I'm not still learning)

q. Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:

a. Being PMed and called a 'friend and fellow writer' by someone I gauchecritiqued

q. What is you worst fear:

a. Dementia

q. Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:

a. I'm a licencee (Liqour licence for you yankees)

q. What would you consider your maxim:

a. It's ALL bollox


Gauche

 

[wildsweetone]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
Only my friends.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
I love looking at BigTexan's car.

Why did you first come to the boards:
I was told to, and I always do what I'm told.

How would you describe yourself in one word:
Openminded (Or at least I aim to be)

Do you try to improve yourself:
Always

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
Submitting in the first place. Second to that is 'Lifeless'

What is you worst fear:
That I lose my imagination.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
My mother is a witch - does that count?

What would you consider your maxim:
I am what I am

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
My reply to the 'describe your area' thread, or the snippet from Rhiana that I posted as a reply to the '6 sentences without repetition' thread.

SlaveMasterUK - you have every right to be proud

 

[Un-registered]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
Yes, most of my family, and a few friends.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
Switched them off.

Why did you first come to the boards:
Can't remember who told me about it, but it may have been my son.

How would you describe yourself in one word:
Indescribable.

Do you try to improve yourself:
Not possible.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
Putting some people on my ignore list instead of getting into pointless arguments.

What is you worst fear:
Living too long.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
I also write non-erotic literature under another name in another place.

What would you consider your maxim
Never drink because somebody else is thirsty.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Got this idea from flipping through the General Board. I don't know that many people there and I thought the idea could be executed better here and with my questions of course.

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:

bf suggested it


What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:

i like bondagebunny (i think it is) with the corset. I like a few others too.
Why did you first come to the boards:

I can't remember anyymore
How would you describe yourself in one word:

indescribable

Do you try to improve yourself:

yes, like I try to limit my time on the computer, but it never works

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:

posting
What is you worst fear:
anyone finding out what my worst fear is

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
can't think of anything right now

What would you consider your maxim:
"never give up"

The Earl

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

SlaveMasterUK - you have every right to be proud

Why thanks, WSO, I feel all warm inside now

ax

 

[SlickTony]

>>Does anyone know that you write on Lit:
What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:
Why did you first come to the boards:
How would you describe yourself in one word:
Do you try to improve yourself:
Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:
What is you worst fear:
Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:
What would you consider your maxim:

Yes. My husband, my daughter, and one of my sisters. Oh, yes, and the LMHC I just started seeing.

Can't think of one right off the bat.

Roy Kay told me about it.

Yes.

Written a couple of stories that got H ratings.

A failure of the partitions I maintain between the separate areas of my life.

Gosh, where do I start?

A day in which you haven't learned something is a lost day.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit:

Everyone by my mother and mother-in-law. And my kid. He's too young and my kid. Muffie has no shame.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here:

I have them shut off because most of them irritate the hell out of me.

Why did you first come to the boards:

I'd read all the new stories (there was, like three), had some time to kill, and wondered what in the hell a porno site had with a "bulletin board". It was my first experience with forums of any sort.

How would you describe yourself in one word:

Arrogant

Do you try to improve yourself:

Doesn't everyone?

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:

I've given over 200 in-depth critiques to authors that helped them improve their writing. Or so they've claimed.

What is you worst fear:

Crickets.

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:

I'm retired from the Navy.

What would you consider your maxim:

"Mean people suck. We do it very well, thanks for noticing."

 

[SlickTony]

I'm retired from the Navy.

Well, there you go--I've learned something today.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Does anyone know that you write on Lit

Only my boyfriend... I have a (female) friend who comes to the Lit site sometimes, and I keep waiting for her to tell me about some story she's read that turns out to be mine.

What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here

I think I like Chicklet's avatar the most... Nice composition, and I just like the dimple. Entertaining in the sense that I smile when I see it.

Why did you first come to the boards

I was bored trying to find a good story one night, and I checked the boards out to see if I could find something amusing...

How would you describe yourself in one word

Enigmatically contrarian

Do you try to improve yourself

No. But I hope I'm improving anyway.

Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of

Hmmm... Well, I re-read my first story about a week after I'd posted it, and I still liked it and it still made me wet, so I'm proud of that.

What is you worst fear

Carnies... small hands, smell like cabbage...

Name one thing that most people here don't know about you

I have a scar that wraps almost all the way around the little toe on my right foot.

What would you consider your maxim

Credo quia absurdum est. (I believe it because it's absurd.)

 

[Guest]

1) Does anyone know that you write on Lit.

My family, close friends and even a few co-workers yes.

2) What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here

I think they're all entertaining. Most of the AV's I've seen used are an extension of a person's personality as well as symbolic as to what that person believes or represents. Sort of a "mini" window to our souls.

3) Why did you first come to the boards

Honestly...to get help on the first story I ever posted.

4) How would you describe yourself in one word

Supercalifragalisticexpialadosious

5) Do you try to improve yourself

Minute by minute

6) Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of

Meeting a helluva lot of nice people. <seriously>

7) What is you worst fear

Losing my erection

8) Name one thing that most people here don't know about you

I'm 1/4 Shoshone Indian

9) What would you consider your maxim

lol.......I remain,

 

[NoJo]

Got this idea from flipping through the General Board. I don't know that many people there and I thought the idea could be executed better here and with my questions of course.

Does anyone know that you write on Lit: Wife (separated -- some connection), best friends
What's the most entertaining signature/avatar that you've seen here: That one with Marge Bouvier
Why did you first come to the boards:To look for fuck stories
How would you describe yourself in one word:curious
Do you try to improve yourself:Yes, listen to people
Name one thing that you've done on Lit that you're proud of:Dealt with abuse
What is you worst fear:Anonymity
Name one thing that most people here don't know about you:I cross my legs like a woman.
What would you consider your maxim:Everyone has a story

 

[gauchecritic]

>>A day in which you haven't learned something is a lost day.

Does this mean that if you learn two new things in one day you can have the next day off

Gauche

 

[SlickTony]

I wish. 'Course, it depends on what I've learned.

 

[TheEarl]

Or if you learn something within 5 minutes of getting up, can you go back to bed?

The Earl

 

[SlickTony]

Again, it depends on what I've learned. If I hear certain telltale, ominous noises, and learn that the cat has sicked up on the carpet, I need to get up and do something about it.