Questions With Jailhouse

[Jailhouse]

I've seen other people do this kind of thread and, seeing as I find original thought to be trendy and overrated, I'd like to do the same thing.

Ask me anything and, as long as it doesn't allow crazy people to come to my home and stab me in the eye while I sleep, I'll answer... and I might answer even if it does.

Let's see how long this goes before I run out of interesting stuff to reply with (assuming we're not there already)...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Oh won't you go home Bill Bailey, oh won't you go home...?

 

[Jail]

Do you do strip searches?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Who, is, this broken man, cluttering up my hallway?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's the last book you read?

What was the first record you ever bought?

Have you ever seen a ghost?

What's the dominate colour in your wardrobe?

What's the one quality you seek in a friend?

What's your favourite soup?

Would you help me slay popcorn rattlers?

 

[Jailhouse]

Oh won't you go home Bill Bailey, oh won't you go home...?

Depends. Will you do the cooking and pay the rent?

Do you do strip searches?

You mean the ones where *I* strip or the ones where *you* do?

Who, is, this broken man, cluttering up my hallway?

Someone.. Christ... King of the Jews?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I see, trailer for sale or rent,
Rooms to let, just fiddy-cent.

When was the last time you donated blood?

 

[Jailhouse]

What's the last book you read?

The last one was pure trash... so much that I'm afraid to even mention it, so I'll tell you the one before: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card.

What was the first record you ever bought?

I'm a little foggy on this, but I believe it was Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Nope. Not expecting to, either.

What's the dominate colour in your wardrobe?

Probably white or close-to-white.

What's the one quality you seek in a friend?

His or her ability to be genuine with themselves and others.

That's not the only quality, but that's at the top.

What's your favourite soup?

Tom Yum.

Would you help me slay popcorn rattlers?

What's in it for me?

 

[Jailhouse]

I see, trailer for sale or rent,
Rooms to let, just fiddy-cent.

When was the last time you donated blood?

I never have. The only two times I've ever gone, I was turned away. The first time was because I had gotten a tattoo a month before, and the other time was because I had acupuncture the week before.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's in it for me?

What is Tom Yum?

Nothing I guess, if they don't annoy you enough. The pleasure of seeing me happy? Job satisfaction?

So...what's your equivalent to my pet peeve? What annoys the fuck out of you?

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

And still they remain, needles and pins...

Would you put a bumper sticker on your Rolls Royce or your Corvette?

 

[Delicacy]

What's your favorite Sno-Cone flavor?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

What is the easiest way to roast garlic?

Will you tell me how to download music and copy it to a CD?

Why are coffin lids nailed shut?

 

[Jailhouse]

And still they remain, needles and pins...

Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging.

Would you put a bumper sticker on your Rolls Royce or your Corvette?

What does the bumper sticker say?

 

[Curtis71]

When should I give up on her?

 

[Fabala]

What is Tom Yum?

What is your tattoo of?

Do you wear cologne?

 

[capricious_chic]

How old are you?

 

[Jailhouse]

What's your favorite Sno-Cone flavor?

Anything but urine. In Canada, where I live, that's a pretty common answer.

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

I've never successfully opened one, so I can't tell you.

What is the easiest way to roast garlic?

I don't know the easiest way. I imagine that would be: 1) Crank oven up to a million, 2) Toss garlic clove in, 3) Close door, 4) Wait for fire.

I take the whole bulbs, cover with olive oil, add oregano or rosemary, wrap in tin foil, broil at 350. That's me.

Will you tell me how to download music and copy it to a CD?

What OS are you using?

Why are coffin lids nailed shut?

Ask the men who were Ayatollah Khomeni's pall bearers.

 

[Jailhouse]

What is Tom Yum?

It's a spicy Thai soup that is so good it makes my mouth water from just thinking about it.

Nothing I guess, if they don't annoy you enough. The pleasure of seeing me happy? Job satisfaction?

I don't know what popcorn rattl... ohhhhhhhhh those. Oh fuck yes. I'll help you kill them.

So...what's your equivalent to my pet peeve? What annoys the fuck out of you?

Man, that's a long list. Do you want the top five or just number one?

 

[Jailhouse]

When should I give up on her?

When what you give to the relationship makes the transition from "sacrifice" to "self-destruction".

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's a spicy Thai soup that is so good it makes my mouth water from just thinking about it.

I don't know what popcorn rattl... ohhhhhhhhh those. Oh fuck yes. I'll help you kill them.


Man, that's a long list. Do you want the top five or just number one?

Never heard of that soup.

Aaaah, I wondered why you were hesitant.

Gimme all five. I like to know what annoys people.

 

[Jailhouse]

What is Tom Yum?

I think I answered this above. Here's a recipe if you're really serious about soup.

What is your tattoo of?

Sorry. That question violates my one-and-only rule

Do you wear cologne?

Yes.

 

[Jailhouse]

How old are you?

I'm 37 years old.

 

[Curtis71]

When what you give to the relationship makes the transition from "sacrifice" to "self-destruction".

Oh, there should be a relationship?




Damn.






.

 

[Jail]

You mean the ones where *I* strip or the ones where *you* do?

where I get searched.



What would you do in the event of a riot? Namely, if I started it.

 

[Delicacy]

What is OS?
This stuff?

Microsoft Windows XP
Professional
Version 2002
Dell Dimension DXP051
Pentium(R) D CPU 2.80GHz
2.79 GHz, 1.00 GB of Ram

Thanks for the garlic suggestion. I'll try it tonight!