Questions to the universe

[girlsmiley]

Why does one armpit smell but the other one doesn't?

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm not really looking for answers

 

[girlsmiley]

This is more a question to the universe thread.

 

[Radiohead]

Ziggy only played guitar. And sang... and...

 

[Radiohead]

I'm so secretly in love with you. Also, it's the right armpit innit?

Depends on which is the working armpit... are you asking smiley which is her dominant hand?

 

[NightL]

Why does one armpit smell but the other one doesn't?

depends on where ya been hangin' (?)
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx289/NightL/8585_zpsd12738d4.gif

 

[Radiohead]

Not so much. I'm just letting her know she's bloody funny and irreverent and slightly nuts and it makes for good reading. Plus... I'm sure she couldn't be a lefty.

Three Australians, and intelligence tends to be left inclined.

You're right, she's right.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Why does one armpit smell but the other one doesn't?

Because you're a filthy fucking heathen who doesn't know how to wash worth a fuck.

I'm not really looking for answers

Tough shit.

This is more a question to the universe thread.

Then you shouldn't have posted it here ya fucking idiot, I hope you're ridiculed into suck starting a shotgun for it.

 

[Radiohead]

Then you shouldn't have posted it here ya fucking idiot, I hope you're ridiculed into suck starting a shotgun for it.

I guess for a Sydneysider wearing a skunk, you're already not smart enough to stay Australian.

 

[Aella_]

Or,
he might just not be a morning person.
I bet he'll be all smiles and sunshine after he gets his morning coffe

 

[BotanyBoy]

I guess for a Sydneysider wearing a skunk, you're already not smart enough to stay Australian.

I couldn't stay Australian because I've never been Australian. I just dislike girlsmiley and make it a point to be a dick whenever she posts retarded fuckin shit like this.

 

[Aella_]

A grower or a shower?

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://i.imgur.com/Qt9zh3q.jpg

 

[Aella_]

http://i.imgur.com/EFmy2.png

wow…
Wanna be my boyfriend?

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/4119428+_37c26472ede11f179bb3b56979faf4e0.jpg

 

[Muse_bella]

I just make it a point to be a dick.

Ah.

'splains everything.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

The opening question is a really complicated one.

Some opinions say that it has to do with olfactive 'brain switching' - where one nostril tends to dominate the sensing and the other takes a lesser role.

And then there is a possibility that due to the distance from the heart, both the electrochemical molecular spin dichroism is differentiated by the right nostril because of interneuron reflexing dominance (usually right side/opposite to the heart), and additionally, because of the distance from the heart, greater amounts of lipids are deposited at the right armpit than at the left.

In fact the original proposition is a good one - wtf, oh Universe?!

There will be an actual CORRECT answer - because when it comes to sensing, with traditional psychology (IE Muller's Law) perception is reality as far as the brain goes. And so there will be a reason for the perception - IF that perception is highly proportionate among the general public.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ah, the ol electrochemical molecular spin dichroism.
I should've thought of that.

 

[oggbashan]

Why does one armpit smell but the other one doesn't?

Take your sinus decongestant. Then both armpits will smell.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm so secretly in love with you. Also, it's the right armpit innit?

Yes!

Not so much. I'm just letting her know she's bloody funny and irreverent and slightly nuts and it makes for good reading. Plus... I'm sure she couldn't be a lefty.

Aww. Thanks.

Not a leftie, no.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear universe:

Why does Girlsmiley need a fake penis?

That's really got you would up, hasn't it?

 

[girlsmiley]

Ah.

'splains everything.

He's butthurted. And probably on crack.

 

[kbate]

That's really got you would up, hasn't it?

The problem here is that Eyer is an utter moron. I am not that surprised that simple terminology escapes his comprehension.

Fvck (v): vulgar, to copulate

copulate (v): to engage in sexual intercourse

Intercourse : interaction between two people

Sexual Intercourse - an interaction between two people which involves a sexual organ.

See Eeyore? Lesbians can "fvck" despite lack of a penis, without a penis replacement, and without need of your expertise on the term.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm lost as to why anyone needs a penis?

 

[kbate]

I'm lost as to why anyone needs a penis?

Vote me queen of the earth and the wonder will cease.