Questions that you think but never ask

[HoldenMcCrank]

This a question for both Men and Woman. What are some of the questions (must be sexual in nature) that you think when you see someone but never ask for obvious reasons, like getting fired, slapped, sued or arrested.

For example: My office is located close to the bathrooms on our floor. So everyone on our floor walks by my office at some point in the day. There are a few very attractive woman working here. One in particular and every time she walks by my mind says" You have such a nice ass may I take a bite?"

So what are the questions in you head? Come on tell the truth we all have them

Holden

 

[nzwookie]

Would you're mother like to join us???????
Are you sure you are legal ?????
Do you have any STD's????

 

[lovetoread]

I have always wanted to ask..

There are guys who scatch their nuts or adjust their dick in public,yet gets mad if a woman pulls her panties out of her butt...

Why?

What the difference?

Dont you know it hurts when your panties go up your butt?

 

[nzwookie]

I have always wanted to ask..

There are guys who scatch their nuts or adjust their dick in public,yet gets mad if a woman pulls her panties out of her butt...

Why?

What the difference?

Dont you know it hurts when your panties go up your butt?

Its because you are supposed to let us take the panties out of your butt!!!!!

 

[greybeard]

jeeze..................

Hi.....can I take your panties out of your butt?

greybeard

 

[Black_Bird]

L2R, it's because every man likes to imagine that women really *don't* wear panties, and you're killing the illusion when you do that.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Do you have any STD's????

Lol pardon me if this seems rude, but shit, that should be the first thing that you ask if you're going to have sex with someone else!

 

[juicylips]

This a question for both Men and Woman. What are some of the questions (must be sexual in nature) that you think when you see someone but never ask for obvious reasons, like getting fired, slapped, sued or arrested.


Holden

Like when I see a guy with a huge bulge in his pants and I am thinking..god..I wish I could suck him off.

That kind of question?

JL

 

[plasticman33]

Walking down the hall at work with a particularly shapely young lady walking in front of me.

"Excuse me, would you mind if I felt your ass?"

 

[missy2]

You know how when you drink lemonade that's REALLY sour and your whole face puckers up?
Do you think your asshole would do the same if you squatted in a bowl of lemonade?

I'd NEVER ask that!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dont you know it hurts when your panties go up your butt?

I hardly ever wear panties, but yesterday, it seemed like a good idea. I spent the entire day feeling like my thong was cutting me in two. I've never been so uncomfortable in my life.

Just thought I'd share that story. No panties today.

 

[nzwookie]

Lol pardon me if this seems rude, but shit, that should be the first thing that you ask if you're going to have sex with someone else!

Very true ----first thing you should ask but the last thing on your mind!!
And it will often earn a good slapping too

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

jl yes

That is exactly the type of question I am talking about.

Holden

The other one the I have is: "So do you prefer to give or recive, oral sex?"

 

[juicylips]

Re: jl yes

That is exactly the type of question I am talking about.

Holden

The other one the I have is: "So do you prefer to give or recive, oral sex?"

Both.

69 with me on top.

JL

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Re: jl yes

Both.

69 with me on top.

JL

Oh that.

Was done last night.

Hmmmm...

Now back to the thread..

 

[sunstruck]

In the summer this place is loaded with the most beautifully built, angelically faced, perfectly tan, totally gay men, walking around the streets shirtless and I can't help it!! Sometimes, when I see two particularly well matched works of art, the question just pops into my head:

"Would you guys mind if I just.......watched?"

 

[juicylips]

In the summer this place is loaded with the most beautifully built, angelically faced, perfectly tan, totally gay men, walking around the streets shirtless and I can't help it!! Sometimes, when I see two particularly well matched works of art, the question just pops into my head:

"Would you guys mind if I just.......watched?"

You did say you wanted some company this summer, right?

I like how you think, s.

JL

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I would like to ask ....

this one guy in my class if I can just lick the back of his neck.

For some reason I can not help but look @ him - he has such delicious looking skin.

 

[sunstruck]

You did say you wanted some company this summer, right?

I like how you think, s.

JL

Let me check with my husband, right now he's hooked on Rubyfruit and her new AV. lol
I do need someone to appreciate the local eye candy with!

 

[Cherry]

I agree ...

I hardly ever wear panties, but yesterday, it seemed like a good idea. I spent the entire day feeling like my thong was cutting me in two. I've never been so uncomfortable in my life.

Just thought I'd share that story. No panties today.

Thongs are really uncomfortable, aren't they?
Kinda like butt dental floss.

I prefer the french V-cut front, full bottom back ones much better.

Back on topic ...
I would never ask a guy, "Is that all you, or is it a potato in your pocket?"

 

[lovetoread]

Re: I agree ...

I would never ask a guy, "Is that all you, or is it a potato in your pocket?"

Or even better,I want to ask if I can touch it,just to see if it is real.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Lovetoread

Ask I don't know any guy that wouldn't just love to have a sexy lady like you run her hands over our crotch!

Holden

 

[SpaceToast]

There's a total bitch in one of my classes, and I've so far spent the semester holding in: "Have you EVER been laid?"

Another question I've often wanted to ask, very politely, to various people I've met: "You're a slut, aren't you?"

You just can't say things like this! Why? They're true. They may even be informative. I don't think I really kiddy-corner into this world, sometimes-

-M@

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Lovetoread

Ask I don't know any guy that wouldn't just love to have a sexy lady like you run her hands over our crotch!

Holden

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[APhil]

Sometimes...

I just have to ask certain people, "What the HELL are you thinkin'?"

There's one young lady I know That I would just like to go up to and say "I can fit a whole C cup in my mouth. Would you like a demonstration?"

And then along the slut lines: "Is there ANY man besides me you haven't had sex with?"