Questions I Have For God

[wolfy]

God no!

If you are god then you know everything. Which means you know where I left my damn remote control. Mind telling me?

Btw if someone believes that jesus christ died for his sins etc right before they die do they still get into heaven? And can you write up some kinda form for that just in case of an acidentual death?

As for heaven how do you make people not get bored doing anything for eternity? I mean I could be having the best sex of my life for eternity and i'm sure I'd get bored eventually.

Do our memories and experiences create us? If we have a soul with no memories are we still the same person? Why didn't you make the pizza in california as good as the pizza in New York?

Can any of us humans really understand what you are? Can you explain it in laymans terms? Why you exist? Why you created the universe? Why you made humans and not dolphins the dominant species? Why all the good video games are in freaking japanese? Why was marvin so depressed really? If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around does it bounce? Do cats really have 9 lives? Why is the sky blue (not that dumb answer about the atmosphere filtering light either please) And the most important question that has been asked for eons by man ever since we could formulate thoughts.........WHY ME?

 

[goddess_euphoria]

wolfy

At least you admit you're the one that lost the remote control, rather than accusing someone of stealing it!

 

[Yan]

Where can I get a shag?, and is it any easier here then on earth?

 

[wolfy]

More questions.

Was shane really satans son?

Can you read minds? If so can anyone else besides you read minds? Don't even you get tired of those damn psionic friends commercials? Why hasn't that black woman been assassinated yet?

What do you really have against satan anyway? Didn't you create him? If he's really evil isn't he a reflection of yourself and shouldn't you try to understand and accept him? Why do you give him free reign to tempt man? Is satan really a seprate entity or just a manifestation of our own hearts or yours? Are we all just dust in the wind?

What is your favorite movie? Do good authors go to hell for imitating you? How many people have died by now through-out time? Isn't it getting a bit crowded up there? Is there good tri-tip in heaven?

Is time travel possible? Are we all fixed in a set patern of fluxuating energy? Is our destiny predetermined? If you knew enough variables could you always determine what side or a dice would come up? Does Steven King ever write the next dark tower book? Does santa exist in heaven?

Is light really the fastest thing in the universe? Is the universe we percieve really what is there? Are we glimpsing only a tiny fragment of what is around us? Can you explain how Sienfield and friends were popular for so long?

Are there alternate realities? Is there a dimension that is based of the simpsons show? Any way I could get a ride there? Does OZ exist? Did dorthy wear panties? When you got Mary pregnant did you send her to heaven?

How about changing some stuff? Don't you get bored with the same old hum drumm life? When are we gonna get some serious virtual reality going? Are you really asleep and we are all just your dream? If you wake up will we cease to exist? Can you wake up while we still exist?

Could you kill all us humans and give the animals a chance? What was wrong with the indians I know they didn't follow your religion but other then that they seemed pretty cool to me.

Pain and suffering has it's purpose i'm sure but couldn't you tone it down a bit? I understand about the whole free will thing but humanities ability to torture itself is sickening. Also why force existance on sentient beings? How about a shut off switch if life becomes unbareable? Good population control there too.

Finally have you ever mudded? I've speculated for years that if there is a god he started mudding long ago and i sn't paying attention to anything else anymore. Just curious if I was right.

 

[Lovely Latina]

LL is curiosa

Where can I get a shag?, and is it any easier here then on earth?

Yan...might I ask where exactly "here" is? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/cwm13.gif

(P.S. Carpeteria has great deals on many styles of carpets...and over 200 locations here on earth to serve you.)

You wok man!

 

[insideShiraz]

Bbbbbobby...

Are you really God the Father?...I was gonna say somethin' to Lovely Latina, but now I've forgotten...Will be back.

 

[ShyGoddess]

Why did you leave me?

 

[Xander]

Just one question.

Why the hell did you choose me to bear the burden of Job??

 

[TN_Vixen]

Damn wolfy... *clapping*

I enjoyed the questions, now just waiting on "God"'s answers..

~hands on hips~

 

[Siren]

VIXEN IS RIGHT......