Questions for Lesbian Couples

[scheherazade_79]

When you've falled in love and moved in and everything... do you have a communal tampon supply, or do each of you keep your own?

Also, have you ever come home to discover that your partner has used the last of the tampons, leaving none for the sudden arrival of your monthly visitor? Has this ever caused rows?

If you have a communal stash, does either of you ever hide tampons away so that you have a guaranteed supply when the main one runs out?

Do you buy the multi-boxes that have four different absorbencies? If so, is it a simular situation to buying crisps in multi-bags, where a certain kind (usually smoky bacon with crisps) are always left behind?

I'd love to say that I need to know all this as research for a new story. But I don't. I'm just being inquisitive.

Plus Grace and I have been giggling for the past 15 minutes on the topic, so I thought reach further afield and find out what the rest of you have to say.

 

[matriarch]

When you've falled in love and moved in and everything... do you have a communal tampon supply, or do each of you keep your own?

Also, have you ever come home to discover that your partner has used the last of the tampons, leaving none for the sudden arrival of your monthly visitor? Has this ever caused rows?

If you have a communal stash, does either of you ever hide tampons away so that you have a guaranteed supply when the main one runs out?

Do you buy the multi-boxes that have four different absorbencies? If so, is it a simular situation to buying crisps in multi-bags, where a certain kind (usually smoky bacon with crisps) are always left behind?

I'd love to say that I need to know all this as research for a new story. But I don't. I'm just being inquisitive.

Plus Grace and I have been giggling for the past 15 minutes on the topic, so I thought reach further afield and find out what the rest of you have to say.

Not a problem in our house.
One of us don't use 'em any more.

As for the crisps.....not a problem, we like different flavours. Min can't stand all the meat-flavoured ones. The make her shudder.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Not a problem in our house.
One of us don't use 'em any more.

As for the crisps.....not a problem, we like different flavours. Min can't stand all the meat-flavoured ones. The make her shudder.

That's very dramatic! Why do they make her shudder? I'm not keen on bacon flavoured crisps, because they repeat on me, but I don't have that much of a problem with them.

What would you have done if both of you used them?

 

[matriarch]

That's very dramatic! Why do they make her shudder? I'm not keen on bacon flavoured crisps, because they repeat on me, but I don't have that much of a problem with them.

What would you have done if both of you used them?

OK.
In the beginning, I did use them....and then it wasn't a problem, we used different sizes. Later, we just had a central supply, and whoever noticed the supply was getting low we would make a note to buy some on the next shopping trip.

The only supplies that were kept separately, were those emergency supplies we both kept in our bags - just in case.

As for the crisps, you'll have to ask her. She just can't get her head round roast chicken, or smokey bacon, or barbequed beef..........and as for prawn.....ye gods.

 

[cloudy]

They have gravy-flavored ones in Canada. I love them.

 

[Trombonus]

I love Cheese and Onion myself. :d Wait a minute, I'm not suposed to be in here...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Plus Grace and I have been giggling for the past 15 minutes on the topic, so I thought reach further afield and find out what the rest of you have to say.

*shakes head* dear god...*snicker*

i nearly died laughing...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

They have gravy-flavored ones in Canada. I love them.

Gravy flavored tampons?

Zade, I'll bet you're planning to write a poen about this, and that's why you're asking.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Gravy flavored tampons?

Zade, I'll bet you're planning to write a poen about this, and that's why you're asking.

no no...there was a...er...lets call it a 'fiasco' this morning, which i had a blow by blow recount of via txt bless her .

A poem may be borne of this, yes- i wouldnt put it past the pixie

 

[impressive]

Gravy flavored tampons?

BWAH!

 

[scheherazade_79]

no no...there was a...er...lets call it a 'fiasco' this morning, which i had a blow by blow recount of via txt bless her .

A poem may be borne of this, yes- i wouldnt put it past the pixie

* coughs loudly *

Will you guys quit with the pixie stuff? Damn it - it makes me think twice every time I come close to buying green items of clothing...

And no, it wasn't for a poem, Roxanne. It just kind of came up in conversation, the way things like that always do with me

And anyway, this thread is being hijacked! I'm serious about the questions! Come on!

 

[fieryjen]

Gravy flavored tampons?

That's the first thing that popped into my head too.

 

[matriarch]

You people are all sick and twisted.

And I love it.

 

[scheherazade_79]

That's the first thing that popped into my head too.

Someone once told me that if you have too much anal sex, it can reach the point where you permanently have to have a tampon inserted in your arse to stop things from coming out.

That's the next thing that popped into my mind when I read about the gravy tampons.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You people are all sick and twisted.

And I love it.

Me too

 

[matriarch]

Got this feedback today.

"Not gone sugar. But I do have a question. If Lesbians don't like men
and etc. How come they have BOB's? Battery operated Boyfriends?
hmmmmm.

Just always wondered this."

Anyone got suggested replies. Polite ones.??

 

[scheherazade_79]

Got this feedback today.

"Not gone sugar. But I do have a question. If Lesbians don't like men
and etc. How come they have BOB's? Battery operated Boyfriends?
hmmmmm.

Just always wondered this."

Anyone got suggested replies. Polite ones.??

Because men have the kind of role in sex that's already been replaced by machines?

 

[rgraham666]

Someone once told me that if you have too much anal sex, it can reach the point where you permanently have to have a tampon inserted in your arse to stop things from coming out.

Nah. That's as silly as the myth that if a woman uses the other orifice too often they'll end up too loose to fuck.

 

[matriarch]

Because men have the kind of role in sex that's already been replaced by machines?

I don't think so.
That's an insult to those majority of women who still prefer their sex partners to be men.

I'll think on't and reply tomorrow.

Goodnight.

 

[rgraham666]

I don't think so.
That's an insult to those majority of women who still prefer their sex partners to be men.

I'll think on't and reply tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Thank you, mat.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I don't think so.
That's an insult to those majority of women who still prefer their sex partners to be men.

I'll think on't and reply tomorrow.

Goodnight.

I get bored with filtering what I say so that it's always pc.

I didn't mean to offend anyone, though. It was just a flippant reply to an arsehole. I suppose you could say the same about blow-up dolls replacing women. I don't know, though. Toys have the added bonus of always staying hard, whereas a blow-up doll never ever gets wet.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Q: What's the definition of a lesbian?
A: Yet another fucking woman trying to do a man's job.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Got this feedback today.

"Not gone sugar. But I do have a question. If Lesbians don't like men
and etc. How come they have BOB's? Battery operated Boyfriends?
hmmmmm.

Just always wondered this."

Anyone got suggested replies. Polite ones.??

"For the same reason plenty of straight men enjoy prostate stimulation."

 

[kiten69]

When you've falled in love and moved in and everything... do you have a communal tampon supply, or do each of you keep your own?

I wouldn't have to worry about it, she could have them all. Thanks to the surgery in March I don't have one anymore...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Got this feedback today.

"Not gone sugar. But I do have a question. If Lesbians don't like men
and etc. How come they have BOB's? Battery operated Boyfriends?
hmmmmm.

Just always wondered this."

Anyone got suggested replies. Polite ones.??

It isn't the penis that lesbians are against, it is the attitude of the owner that they are avoiding. Men and women are different. Sometimes those differences are too much for people to handle, so they look for someone that is the same as them. And being softer doesn't hurt either

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