Questions about Anal

[Guest]

Ok, I haven't got a dildo or anything, but want to try out Anal. I have small objects but if I pushed these in too far I'm scared they'd go all the way in and I wouldn't beable to get them back.

Can someone tell how to get them back if this happens, would I beable to pretend that I'm going to the toilet and they would come out, or would I need medical help.

 

[Mistress]

Don't push them in far enough to get lost hon......

 

[Guest]

I once lost a two inch candle stub up my ass.. It took an entire day before I could shit it out again.

 

[Problem Child]

Somehow I don't think you're serious, but if you really need to ask these questions it strikes me that maybe you shouldn't be putting junk up your ass.

 

[Always]

That's pretty funny... *laughing* Try a Crayola marker, long enough that it won't go too far...

 

[Aussie Worm]

Don't use small things. Use something long enough to go in a fair way with a part of it sticking out that you can easily grip. Make sure this object is firm enough that it can't break. Candles can easily break.

Use lube and lots of it.

Be careful you don't want to end up in one of those stories that are passed around the internet.

 

[willfulbrat]

Put a condom on the object so if it slips in you can pull it out by the condom.

 

[floridaguy64]

Ok, I haven't got a dildo or anything, but want to try out Anal. I have small objects but if I pushed these in too far I'm scared they'd go all the way in and I wouldn't beable to get them back.

Can someone tell how to get them back if this happens, would I beable to pretend that I'm going to the toilet and they would come out, or would I need medical help.

I have a real good friend that's a doctor................ works the ER 2 weekends a month..............he tells me that if it get's stuck there, you're in for a trip to the emergency room.............and after they retrieve it, the looks you get on the way out will be quite different from those you got on the way in................


Something tells me that you either:

A. Don't have a willing partner to help you out with your experiment....................

or

B. Perchance he is willing.............. but hung like a donkey?



Then there is always another option for you. If you have a local adult video/toy shop near you............... you could always go browse the toy selection and find an anal plug to a size of your liking......... they have stoppers on the end to keep them from how shall we say....... "Getting lost". And whatever you do, don't forget the lubricant!

 

[Never]

Hmm.. get a dildo?

 

[tmuyo]

cuccumber?

 

[Savage Kitten]

ditto what T-man said

or a carrot

or the handle of a hairbrush

or ummmmm errrrr not that I've ever really tried any of these objects.... I've just umm heard about it from friends......

 

[Aussie Worm]

If you are going to use fruit or veggies make sure they are clean. My girlfriend is a medical student and she has seen a few cases where people have gotten fungi from sticking veggies where they shouldn't.

 

[tmuyo]

i'm a university student (or am i?) and i've heard of people with toy poodles stuck on there peckers.

 

[registered "^^"]

Can i volunteer to help?