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dysfunctionaldreams said:
I'm new here and am wondering how long it takes a submission to be approved?
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I'm not sure what the site's FAQ says now (and this is covered in the site's FAQ section), but it can take up to a week in reality and when there is a contest going on, as there is now, it can take somewhat longer.
 
dysfunctionaldreams said:
sarcasm....
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Oh no none at all. See once you ask THE question, you get put in a holding pattern. Then, when the blue moon falls on devils night, you get moved up one notch. After ten blue moons on devils night, they put you back in the regular order at the bottom of the list. If you don't ask again, it only takes a week to ten days.

MJL
 
My Raquel Welsh's 18th birthday bash celebrity sex story is just a few years away from being released. A little outdated but God what a poster!
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Oh cool Fred, a lot of us have been waiting to read that. My Halloween contest entry for 1988 should be posted in time to make next years contest. If you recall, that was Linda Lovelace Goes Trick or Treating, and should end up in celebrities.

In the meantime, enjoy this Devils Night Awakening My entry for this years contest.

MJL
 
We are selling slots. The first available is for the inauguration in 2013 but only 2 places are available. If you want preferential treatment, try posting in a contest. The turnround time is abaout a day.
 
GratefulFred said:
Only 1988?

My inherited Teddy "Rough Anal Riders" Roosevelt story has been pending from GratefulJim my great grandfather. If they don't release it in the next 40 years my kid GratefulJennifer's gonna have to take over.

In the mealtime...
The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251
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Well I cheated I guess. Six years ago I got impatient and bought one of those slots for next year that Eflin is talking about.
elfin_odalisque said:
We are selling slots. The first available is for the inauguration in 2013 but only 2 places are available. If you want preferential treatment, try posting in a contest. The turnround time is abaout a day.
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I'm going to be sure to read that story. Sorry you missed out on buying that slot. I didn't know about the sale. Hopefully, the new owners won't rearrange the submission queue.

In the meantime, they actually posted another poem I sent in a few years back. darkness
 
Words out that the submission queue will be managed by trolls only. Lit's future looks fairly secure this way.

Good news about your Darkness poem being released mjl. Didn't that get written sometime around the 6th day of creation?

Anyways my first story involving little plot, lots of foreplay, some good clean sex (as the title implies) with a climax that is simply to die for is up (after only a 5 minute wait...I may be on to something), proving that I am not entirely warped...

Always Shower First (you will read it twice...trust me)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=335410


...while still going Steer...wrong!
Strange Elephant Man Story
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335246
 
GratefulFred said:
Anyways my first story involving little plot, lots of foreplay, some good clean sex (as the title implies) with a climax that is simply to die for is up (after only a 5 minute wait...I may be on to something), proving that I am not entirely warped...

Always Shower First (you will read it twice...trust me)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=335410
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Freddy you perv. Romance even....I'm still spluttering! Gave you a five even though I found a grammar error. The trolls will probably roast you over an open fire on a spit and then have sex with your lifeless body.

Now go read my new poem. Darkness. Vote Damn it. A five too. :D

MJL
 
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Listen mjl,

I am totally innocent. It was either a common slip up that I forgot to cut and paste a vital section of the story just after the sex part and just before the end or the editors at literotica removed such part in order to preserve valuable bandwidth.

Haven't you ever fallen asleep before/after/during sex? 1 yes or no answer please.

Have you ever thought that people can die in their sleep or even after sleeping or just plain die? - 1 yes or no answer please.

If you answered "Yes" to both then you must arrive at the same conclusion that I have

I strongly believe I am being framed and may have to produce the missing section to clear my name as a serious writer.

In the meantime, until I can produce...I mean find the story's paragraph you can all enjoy the story NOT in it's entirety...

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410
 
GratefulFred said:
Listen mjl,

I am totally innocent. It was either a common slip up that I forgot to cut and paste a vital section of the story just after the sex part and just before the end or the editors at literotica removed such part in order to preserve valuable bandwidth.

Haven't you ever fallen asleep before/after/during sex? 1 yes or no answer please. YES - After only.

Have you ever thought that people can die in their sleep or even after sleeping or just plain die? - 1 yes or no answer please. Of Course

If you answered "Yes" to both then you must arrive at the same conclusion that I have

I strongly believe I am being framed and may have to produce the missing section to clear my name as a serious writer.

In the meantime, until I can produce...I mean find the story's paragraph you can all enjoy the story NOT in it's entirety...

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410
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Edited to add: And Freddie my perverted friend, you are anything but innocent.

[Splutter]Freddie....

It takes a twisted pervert :p like you to come up with logic like this. I'll give it to you straight man. I'm pissed off. I was laughing so hard I didn't get any sleep last night. Today, I can't write a damn thing because I keep laughing and losing my concentration. :mad:

Thank God I don't wear glasses. I'd never be able to take them off before sex ever again. Even now. I'm probably going to have to ask, Hey. Are you still alive? Good. Just hold still while I slip this in...

And then to post the damn thing in Romance...

And blame the Lit editors...

Ah Freddie...Lit will never be the same once the trolls are done with you and have fed off your roasted alive body.

If I were you, I'd head straight over to BDSM talk and ask some kind Master or Mistress to punish me.

MJL [/Splutter]

P.S. Oh and thanks for the vote and comment on darkness btw...
 
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You live in a sheltered world mjl unable to see the plots weaving around.

Though I have tried hard to break free from my warped story telling I finally came up with a true genuine romantic story so fitting for those who love a small plot, and mostly sex.

Perhaps it was an error on my part as I cut and pasted in sections or the most likely explanation (though I can't prove it) is that someone on Lit' took out a paragraph to converse bandwidth or some other diabolical reason like being a fan of DC comic books knowing I fully subscribe to Marvel, and thus my story does contain some missing material.

If it helps you and others cope, I have taken the following missing material off of my typewriter (borrowed from Bob Dylan) and transposed them into what is known as a computer so that it can fill in any blanks.

First read the story…

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=335410

…and then (no peeking) insert this paragraph before the last paragraph in the story.

After leaving my passive lover upon the bed I picked up my glasses and ventured to the kitchen. There I treated myself to the richest most wonderful ice cream, that reminded me so much of my angel's icy cold lips. Oh how my thoughts once again drifted to that terrible day yesterday when the doctor came to us with the fateful news that my lover was dying of some incurable, fast moving, gut wrenching, extremely painful disease. After licking the spoon I went to check on my lover.

Now read the sad ending. Perhaps the ultimate romantic story. Enough to bring tears to a 8 month old fetus's eye glands. Though a sequel is tempting there's none on the drawing board.

Be careful none of your stories suffers a similar chop shop editing job. Keep patroling other stories to find this missing paragraph.

As for going to BDSM to talk, where exactly is that located? Iran?
 
GratefulFred said:
You live in a sheltered world mjl unable to see the plots weaving around.

Though I have tried hard to break free from my warped story telling I finally came up with a true genuine romantic story so fitting for those who love a small plot, and mostly sex.

Perhaps it was an error on my part as I cut and pasted in sections or the most likely explanation (though I can't prove it) is that someone on Lit' took out a paragraph to converse bandwidth or some other diabolical reason like being a fan of DC comic books knowing I fully subscribe to Marvel, and thus my story does contain some missing material.

If it helps you and others cope, I have taken the following missing material off of my typewriter (borrowed from Bob Dylan) and transposed them into what is known as a computer so that it can fill in any blanks.

First read the story…

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=335410

…and then (no peeking) insert this paragraph before the last paragraph in the story.

After leaving my passive lover upon the bed I picked up my glasses and ventured to the kitchen. There I treated myself to the richest most wonderful ice cream, that reminded me so much of my angel's icy cold lips. Oh how my thoughts once again drifted to that terrible day yesterday when the doctor came to us with the fateful news that my lover was dying of some incurable, fast moving, gut wrenching, extremely painful disease. After licking the spoon I went to check on my lover.

Now read the sad ending. Perhaps the ultimate romantic story. Enough to bring tears to a 8 month old fetus's eye glands. Though a sequel is tempting there's none on the drawing board.

Be careful none of your stories suffers a similar chop shop editing job. Keep patroling other stories to find this missing paragraph.

As for going to BDSM to talk, where exactly is that located? Iran?
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Now Freddie come on,

I've been far from sheltered. The only plot I see is the one you hatched to make us all laugh and cringe at the same time. Also included in your nefarious scheme was keeping me from sleeping night before last and writing yesterday.

The wife is still giving me that "Why do you keep laughing for no reason, is my hair standing up or something?" look.

As for as where BDSM is located, just walk up the beach from Tel Aviv and find the folks playing with the various ropes and whips. Tell them you've been bad and need a spanking. They'll be happy to oblige and as long as you're there, you'll be safe from the trolls.

Rumor has it, they (the trolls, not Jodie Foster) plan on the slow roast method with you tied to the spit. They'll be using five sided dice to determine who gets to have sex with your body first once you expire and then slots will be auctioned off for sloppy seconds, thirds and so on.

Keep Writing

Your's Truly

MJL
 
Hold on a sec mjl, I usually never even read my posts after writting and only glanced back at this one after your temper tandrum and troll invested comments. It was only then that I noticed that part of the story was stolen.

Instead of exploring the mystery to see which highly successful literotica writer pawned a paragraph, you seem to want to drag my name through the mud.

Now my buddy Bob Dylan, (you may have heard of; also lent me his typewriter) and me are pretty wasted now so he allowed me to explain this in song form...

(to the melody of "Hurricane")
Paragraph missing in Literotica tonight
Enter frustrated writer dressed for halloween ball
Sees a paragraph he's just got to have
Cries out "My God I could use some hot ass"
Here comes the story of the GratefulFred
The man with ideas running around in his head
A romance story he has never done
Finally when he did one it could-a been
An "H" rating that's for sure.

Story goes up incomplete anyone could plainly see
While another man named mjl getting spanked upon his knees
"I didn't screw him" he says and he throws up his hands
"I was only rubbing his cock trying to make it stand"
I saw you sucking" his wife says and she coughs
"And to think I let you kiss me when you have a mouth loving cock"
And so mjl's wife calls Literotica
And the editors pick a wrong story to delete and run out with a paragraph
In the middle of the night.

Meanwhile far away another country another town
Gratefulfred and a couple of babes were just fucking around
Number one contender for the "Warped Story Writting Crown"
Had no idea what kinda shit editing had just gone on down
When slyc_willie commented that his romance story was deranged
"Wait a minute slyc' I'm reading the last issue Dr. Strange"
In Literotica sometimes mysterious things go
If you write humor you better not venture to any other catagories
'Less you wanna your stories cut up.

Now some thief in Literotica has stolen some lines
And mjl is sore and doesn't know quite why
While a romance writting career is now dead
An innocent man named the GratefulFred
The story in question is "Always Shower First"
Classic romance story that went from first to close to worse
A romance story he has never done
Finally when he did one it could-a been
An "H" rating that's for sure.

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410

Gonna split bong needs a refill...

:D
 
GratefulFred said:
Hold on a sec mjl, I usually never even read my posts after writting and only glanced back at this one after your temper tandrum and troll invested comments. It was only then that I noticed that part of the story was stolen.

Instead of exploring the mystery to see which highly successful literotica writer pawned a paragraph, you seem to want to drag my name through the mud.

Now my buddy Bob Dylan, (you may have heard of; also lent me his typewriter) and me are pretty wasted now so he allowed me to explain this in song form...

(to the melody of "Hurricane")
Paragraph missing in Literotica tonight
Enter frustrated writer dressed for halloween ball
Sees a paragraph he's just got to have
Cries out "My God I could use some hot ass"
Here comes the story of the GratefulFred
The man with ideas running around in his head
A romance story he has never done
Finally when he did one it could-a been
An "H" rating that's for sure.

Story goes up incomplete anyone could plainly see
While another man named mjl getting spanked upon his knees
"I didn't screw him" he says and he throws up his hands
"I was only rubbing his cock trying to make it stand"
I saw you sucking" his wife says and she coughs
"And to think I let you kiss me when you have a mouth loving cock"
And so mjl's wife calls Literotica
And the editors pick a wrong story to delete and run out with a paragraph
In the middle of the night.

Meanwhile far away another country another town
Gratefulfred and a couple of babes were just fucking around
Number one contender for the "Warped Story Writting Crown"
Had no idea what kinda shit editing had just gone on down
When slyc_willie commented that his romance story was deranged
"Wait a minute slyc' I'm reading the last issue Dr. Strange"
In Literotica sometimes mysterious things go
If you write humor you better not venture to any other catagories
'Less you wanna your stories cut up.

Now some thief in Literotica has stolen some lines
And mjl is sore and doesn't know quite why
While a romance writting career is now dead
An innocent man named the GratefulFred
The story in question is "Always Shower First"
Classic romance story that went from first to close to worse
A romance story he has never done
Finally when he did one it could-a been
An "H" rating that's for sure.

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410

Gonna split bong needs a refill...

:D
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Uncle

Ok Freddie, there is no way I can hold a candle to you. Lets go back to lamenting the length of time it takes submissions to get through the process. I'm still waiting to hear about my Great Great Great Grandfathers, great aunts submission, "Andy Jackson's Loving Wife." Back then they didn't have the loving wives category so I think it's going into celebrities. But of course, I don't dare ask.

MJL
 
mjl2010 said:
Uncle

Ok Freddie, there is no way I can hold a candle to you. Lets go back to lamenting the length of time it takes submissions to get through the process. I'm still waiting to hear about my Great Great Great Grandfathers, great aunts submission, "Andy Jackson's Loving Wife." Back then they didn't have the loving wives category so I think it's going into celebrities. But of course, I don't dare ask.

MJL
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(bump) :p (allow me a few moments to savior such a small victory before jumping back into this discussion)

And for those looking to get caught up to speed or quayludes or whatever strikes your current needs and budgets to get to know how this thread went totally off subject do take a few moments first to read...

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410
 
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dysfunctionaldreams said:
I'm new here and am wondering how long it takes a submission to be approved?
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<doing a little happy dance because my own first story was just approved and posted today>
It took mine 3-4 days.
 
BellaBelleRN said:
<doing a little happy dance because my own first story was just approved and posted today>
It took mine 3-4 days.
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3-4 days? My last one only took 5 minutes...

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410

...though I'am still waiting on "Martha and the Cherry Tree Dildo" story people. It was originally submitted with the attempt to get posted in a timely fashion before Adams turned President. I'll take anything now. At least in my kids lifetime. Is that too much to ask?
 
GratefulFred said:
3-4 days? My last one only took 5 minutes...

Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=335410

...though I'am still waiting on "Martha and the Cherry Tree Dildo" story people. It was originally submitted with the attempt to get posted in a timely fashion before Adams turned President. I'll take anything now. At least in my kids lifetime. Is that too much to ask?
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Snerk
 
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