Question: Would you or would you not support my conquest of France?

[Shaq]

I'm just arriving at that time in life when I feel as though I want something of my own. Some fill this void with children....I want to rule the country of France.


I think I can do a lot for the french people. I will work hard to reinstill nationalistic pride in words like French Fry, French vanilla and French Bread.

I will pick on 3rd world countries for no reason in order to get our "clout" back up. I plan on making French women 4x sluttier than Americans so to increase buisness tourism. France will be like Vegas without the money but with much more porn.


So do you think I'm making the right decision? Who would support such a revolution?

 

[Moi]

Anything that puts an ocean between us works for me....

 

[solid_]

Your welcome to france, Shaq make sure you close the channel tunnel down. To stop all them dodgy france goods getting here (England) and asylum seekers.
You have my whole hearted support.

 

[Shaq]

Your welcome to france, Shaq make sure you close the channel tunnel down. To stop all them dodgy france goods getting here (England) and asylum seekers.
You have my whole hearted support.

*beams*


I will do that Solid...thank you....


Who wishes to be my Queen?

Anyone want to be heir to the throne?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Your welcome to france, Shaq make sure you close the channel tunnel down. To stop all them dodgy france goods getting here (England) and asylum seekers.
You have my whole hearted support.

long live dictator shaq, i will help you for a small fee

 

[callableborg]

Hmmm. Understand your impulse but feel that France is a rather difficult target. Points.

1. Government is very centralized, powers that be could hassle you everywhere.

2. Population is very language phobic. If you dont speak absolutely kick-ass French you will trigger the "alien" genetic response in the general population.

3. Country is too big and too well known. Has past central involvement in 'history' - other countries esp. England and Germany are going to notice meddling here and could become troublesome.

4. Historical inertia. Has been a country for a long time. Was a Roman province before the Romans arrived in England. Feel that even if you could get control you would be constantly beating back tradition. Too much hassle.

5. Setting up a possible run-in with Joan of Arc. Possibly if you are an American this wont bother but she has been a major hassle in previous occupations.

Like your basic idea. Better target might be a smaller 'victim' country such as Latvia or possibly a smaller Eur. country such as Holland or Belguim who is looking for a new 'identy' inside the European union. Reply.

 

[Shaq]

long live dictator shaq, i will help you for a small fee

Ohhhhh, hiring mercenaries will go a long way in proving my might....wait til Monday...I'll shake a kid down for his milk money and then I'll have something for you....

 

[Garland]

I'd support anyone who conquered France

 

[red_rose]

LOL... Milk money will go a long way!

Can I volunteer to be your queen, Shaq-y, baby?


(I never turn down the chance to wear a tiara.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't have anything better to do with your weekend?

I suppose it would be all right. Particularly if you moved Jerry Lewis there.

 

[JazzManJim]

I suppose it would be all right. Particularly if you moved Jerry Lewis there.

Ah..."The Winning of Hearts and Minds".

Shaq-Fu, I think you found your Ministress of Propaganda.

I, of course volunteer to head your Ministry of Culture, in the sense that I'll be bringing some with me.

 

[Problem Child]

Hmmm. Understand your impulse but feel that France is a rather difficult target. Points.

1. Government is very centralized, powers that be could hassle you everywhere.

2. Population is very language phobic. If you dont speak absolutely kick-ass French you will trigger the "alien" genetic response in the general population.

3. Country is too big and too well known. Has past central involvement in 'history' - other countries esp. England and Germany are going to notice meddling here and could become troublesome.

4. Historical inertia. Has been a country for a long time. Was a Roman province before the Romans arrived in England. Feel that even if you could get control you would be constantly beating back tradition. Too much hassle.

5. Setting up a possible run-in with Joan of Arc. Possibly if you are an American this wont bother but she has been a major hassle in previous occupations.

Like your basic idea. Better target might be a smaller 'victim' country such as Latvia or possibly a smaller Eur. country such as Holland or Belguim who is looking for a new 'identy' inside the European union. Reply.

All of this is countered by the fact that any time someone gives them a mean look they throw up their arms and surrender. You should have no problem really.

Can I have the wine-producing regions if I come over for a weekend and help?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I'm with Garland

 

[Azwed]

All of this is countered by the fact that any time someone gives them a mean look they throw up their arms and surrender. You should have no problem really.

Can I have the wine-producing regions if I come over for a weekend and help?

Come on now you know it is only going to take a weekend to conquer the place.

We should all wear t shirts and carry signs saying we are german then we won't even have to give them a mean look.

 

[bluespoke]

France!

You guys have enough trouble with correct English, never mind mastering French!

 

[Cheyenne]

France!

You guys have enough trouble with correct English, never mind mastering French!

I'm sure one of the first things Shaq would do would be to declare English as the official language. We could send Porn Word (or whatever that guy's name was) to help tutor them.

 

[bluespoke]

I'm sure one of the first things Shaq would do would be to declare English as the official language. We could send Porn Word (or whatever that guy's name was) to help tutor them.

But you would have to learn correct English first!

 

[red_rose]

But you would have to learn correct English first!

Taste the irony.

 

[bluespoke]

Taste the irony.

Taste it? I can feel it all around me!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Ohhhhh, hiring mercenaries will go a long way in proving my might....wait til Monday...I'll shake a kid down for his milk money and then I'll have something for you....

lol okay

 

[joolushko]

I'm just arriving at that time in life when I feel as though I want something of my own. Some fill this void with children....I want to rule the country of France.


I think I can do a lot for the french people. I will work hard to reinstill nationalistic pride in words like French Fry, French vanilla and French Bread.

I will pick on 3rd world countries for no reason in order to get our "clout" back up. I plan on making French women 4x sluttier than Americans so to increase buisness tourism. France will be like Vegas without the money but with much more porn.


So do you think I'm making the right decision? Who would support such a revolution?

Being married to an englishman, I fully support your quest. However, leave Vegas out of this. Vegas and France should never be in the same sentence. Yeah, I know, I just put them in the same sentence.

 

[Cheyenne]

But you would have to learn correct English first!

I SAID we'd send Porn Word over to help!

I'm not up on the latest lingo, remember?

 

[red_rose]

I SAID we'd send Porn Word over to help!

I'm not up on the latest lingo, remember?

wORd!

To yer mutha, even.

 

[bluespoke]

I SAID we'd send Porn Word over to help!

I'm not up on the latest lingo, remember?

I've got enough trouble educating the English without Porn Word to undo all the good work!

 

[Shaq]

LOL... Milk money will go a long way!

Can I volunteer to be your queen, Shaq-y, baby?


(I never turn down the chance to wear a tiara.)

Of course! We would be an infamous royal couple....we could throw the wildes ballroom parties...